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Loboling.5293Loboling.5293 Member ✭✭✭
edited April 8, 2020 in Lore

Never ask Trahearn a mundane question... Ever! He'll kill you.

"What type of paper would you like to use for the invitation we're sending to General Soulkeeper?"
"Use Birch..." (Stabs assistant...) "Someone come clean this up, and use some kitten Birch to contact Almora! It's costing us lives for these decisions people, let's not waste them..."
https://imgur.com/ASN8yXB

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  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 8, 2020

    Trahearne: "Thousands might die but I have take the field... Every decision I make can change outcome of the battle. The Pact rely on me! Commander!"
    Commander: "Yes?"
    Trahearne: "Engage the enemy alone and make all the decisions."

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • anninke.7469anninke.7469 Member ✭✭✭

    @Loboling.5293 said:
    Never ask Trahearn a mundane question... Ever! He'll kill you.

    "What type of paper would you like to use for the invitation we're sending to General Soulkeeper?"
    "Use Birch..." (Stabs assistant...) "Someone come clean this up, and use some kitten Birch to contact Almora! It's costing us lives for these decisions people, let's not waste them..."
    https://imgur.com/ASN8yXB

    I bet that's how he gets new toys... I mean material for necromantic practise.

    Do not fear difficulty. Hard ground makes sore feet.
    All things...grow. And the blossom bothers the weed.
    Act with wisdom and axe.