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Threather.9354Threather.9354 Member ✭✭✭✭
edited May 21, 2020 in WvW

It is bigger which makes you see things better while dealing and tanking more damage due to your increased MASS!

Our server has concluded our Charr raid and we destroyed these mapqueued weak species with less than 30 in squad. Experimental data is on Charr side.

What'cha gonna do? Man golems as asuras or run at our teeth and claws with your measly human body? Raawwwr

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  • Whiteout.1975Whiteout.1975 Member ✭✭✭

    I wonder how their cousin, the Warclaw, feels about this.

    "You can't have quality population balance without quality participation." 🤯

    ~ Me

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭

    They do look the part, the char.

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 21, 2020

    @Sleepwalker.1398 said:
    Are you not offended that the developer has assigned all sentry to Charr race and to not any other race?
    So many Charr die everyday at the sentry to protect your lands...alone, lonely death. :'(

    This is a good point . Would be nice to have different sentries. But char wouldn't be offended. They would demand to face the enemy

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • LetoII.3782LetoII.3782 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 21, 2020

    You couldn't leave your hamster ball without the assistance of the true master race.

    [HUNT] the predatory instinct

  • Fat Disgrace.4275Fat Disgrace.4275 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Fish.2769 said:
    I'll make a Sylvari because we all know Charr's don't eat their vegetables.

    But they still can kill for the lolz

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 21, 2020

    @Sleepwalker.1398 said:
    So many Charr die everyday at the sentry to protect your lands...alone, lonely death. :'(

    Have you actually seen how they die? They are totally being drama queens about it. It looks like they have practised alot.

    It wouldnt surprise me if its an elite acting corp of Charr mesmers doing it, what you dont see is someone running away stealthed giggling their tail off.

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • charr are big. Easy targets. They die well.

  • charr raid video)

  • Fish.2769Fish.2769 Member ✭✭✭

    @Thornwolf.9721 said:

    @Threather.9354 said:
    It is bigger which makes you see things better while dealing and tanking more damage due to your increased MASS!

    Our server has concluded our Charr raid and we destroyed these mapqueued weak species with less than 30 in squad. Experimental data is on Charr side.

    What'cha gonna do? Man golems as asuras or run at our teeth and claws with your measly human body? Raawwwr

    Ill do what the norn always do when charr get uppity. Ill turn you into rugs and helmets... just like dear ol'bangar said. Then Ill get a good group of us and burn your cities, pillage your lands and steal your stuff all while eating you because im sure since you must have bovine somewhere in you that you'd taste delicious. Plus I can become a big werebeast monster, as for your size? Im bigger. Your strength? Im stronger. Your weapons? I have those too.

    Face it your just discount orcs, they took the warhammer orcs and the warcraft orcs and mixed them with a cat. Thats what you are, they also slapped horns on you just to make sure you looked "imposing". The only thing terrifying about the charr is how ridiculous you look in most armor, and how meme worthy your emotes are... so go ahead fluffy.... keep on roaring.

    I'm sorry, but this is the best 'beef' response i've EVER seen. LMFAO!

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭

    I've always wondered, because asuras lived underground, what did they eat?

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • SpellOfIniquity.1780SpellOfIniquity.1780 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Get out of my Ascalon!

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  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @SpellOfIniquity.1780 said:
    Get out of my Ascalon!

    I miss doing ac dungeon was fun doing it. Before. I like that part where ppl have to dodge the GS pull.

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • Fat Disgrace.4275Fat Disgrace.4275 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 22, 2020

    Edit, wrong reply

  • Fat Disgrace.4275Fat Disgrace.4275 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Sovereign.1093 said:
    I've always wondered, because asuras lived underground, what did they eat?

    Like most rodents probably, worms... scumbag rats :angry:

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 22, 2020

    @Fat Disgrace.4275 said:

    @Sovereign.1093 said:
    I've always wondered, because asuras lived underground, what did they eat?

    Like most rodents probably, worms... scumbag rats :angry:

    Haha. I've always asked this question for years and the reply always makes me laugh.

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • SWI.4127SWI.4127 Member ✭✭✭

    @Sleepwalker.1398 said:
    Are you not offended that the developer has assigned all sentry to Charr race and to not any other race?
    So many Charr die everyday at the sentry to protect your lands...alone, lonely death. :'(

    Huh, how did I never notice this in my years of playing the game mode?

  • Kulvar.1239Kulvar.1239 Member ✭✭✭

    @Sleepwalker.1398 said:
    Are you not offended that the developer has assigned all sentry to Charr race and to not any other race?
    So many Charr die everyday at the sentry to protect your lands...alone, lonely death. :'(

    Imagine if a random race was assigned at each weekly reset to every faction

  • Fish.2769Fish.2769 Member ✭✭✭

    @SWI.4127 said:

    @Sleepwalker.1398 said:
    Are you not offended that the developer has assigned all sentry to Charr race and to not any other race?
    So many Charr die everyday at the sentry to protect your lands...alone, lonely death. :'(

    Huh, how did I never notice this in my years of playing the game mode?

    All Sentries and Keep Lords are Charr, all Tower and Camp Lords are Sylvari. With the exception of Desert BL where the Towers and Keep Lords vary.

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 23, 2020

    I've always wondered why sylvari has mammal features. You know why?

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Sovereign.1093 said:
    I've always wondered why sylvari has mammal features. You know why?

    Because they are basicly just plant mimics.

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @Sovereign.1093 said:
    I've always wondered why sylvari has mammal features. You know why?

    Because they are basicly just plant mimics.

    Hehe I was hoping for some funny answer like the asura question .

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • HAsAsIN.6724HAsAsIN.6724 Member ✭✭
    edited May 23, 2020

    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • Lan Deathrider.5910Lan Deathrider.5910 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Sovereign.1093 said:

    @Sleepwalker.1398 said:
    Are you not offended that the developer has assigned all sentry to Charr race and to not any other race?
    So many Charr die everyday at the sentry to protect your lands...alone, lonely death. :'(

    This is a good point . Would be nice to have different sentries. But char wouldn't be offended. They would demand to face the enemy

    They are probably gladii that volunteered for the posts.

  • HAsAsIN.6724HAsAsIN.6724 Member ✭✭
    edited May 23, 2020

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • Ubi.4136Ubi.4136 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Asura win hands down every time.
    Technology=superior
    Intelligence=superior

    Not really much else needs to be said. Interesting side facts though: we control all the fast travel in Tyria, we don't like you, you never appear on the other side of the gate.
    And, if by some weird scenario technology becomes a non-factor, we're carnivores. Look at our teeth. Pretty sure as a mob we would function a lot like pocket raptors, but with superior intelligence.

    Lost in the Maguuma (TC)
    For the geographically challenged, yes, Tarnished Coast is located IN the Maguuma Jungle.

  • HAsAsIN.6724HAsAsIN.6724 Member ✭✭

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

    Well you didnt say steam.

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • HAsAsIN.6724HAsAsIN.6724 Member ✭✭
    edited May 24, 2020

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

    Well you didnt say steam.

    water vapor is also steam.

    but if you want to be technical, use temperature as calibration to properly define water vapor as steam.

    but water vapor is steam.

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

    Well you didnt say steam.

    water vapor is also steam.

    but if you want to be technical, use temperature as calibration to properly define water vapor as steam.

    but water vapor is steam.

    So you when you exhale... you breathe steam?

    Cool, I guess.

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • HAsAsIN.6724HAsAsIN.6724 Member ✭✭
    edited May 24, 2020

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

    Well you didnt say steam.

    water vapor is also steam.

    but if you want to be technical, use temperature as calibration to properly define water vapor as steam.

    but water vapor is steam.

    So you when you exhale... you breathe steam?

    Cool, I guess.

    if you want to be meticulous, the definition of steam is water vapor calibrated by EXACT temperature.

    mix humidity and temperature. with barometric pressure.

    so it can be said that steam is a 'variant' of water vapor, and still - water vapor.

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 24, 2020

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

    Well you didnt say steam.

    water vapor is also steam.

    but if you want to be technical, use temperature as calibration to properly define water vapor as steam.

    but water vapor is steam.

    So you when you exhale... you breathe steam?

    Cool, I guess.

    if you want to be meticulous, the definition of steam is water vapor calibrated by EXACT temperature.

    mix humidity and temperature. with barometric pressure.

    so it can be said that steam is a 'variant' of water vapor, and still - water vapor.

    But thats why we say also fog and understand that no, fog is not steam and wont cook you if you go outside... even if its still technically the same water vapor. Steam wasnt mentioned above, only water vapor. It cannot really be implied to cook you any more than Charr can be implied to be secret Inquest bioweapons perfectly natural bipedal humanoids.

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • Elmo Benchwarmer.3025Elmo Benchwarmer.3025 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Although the various states of water are a thrilling subject, I'd just like to point out that the Norn and Asura spawned Braham and Taimi respectively. If the two most public representatives of your species are a cringe worthy wuss and a whiny kid your claims on the title of superior warrior race don't hold much ground.

  • Sovereign.1093Sovereign.1093 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Any lore on the Gods killed by char? Because if you make a new toon, that's like their intro

    Not Even Coverage is the Only broken thing in WVW.

  • Kovu.7560Kovu.7560 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Thornwolf.9721 said:

    @Threather.9354 said:
    It is bigger which makes you see things better while dealing and tanking more damage due to your increased MASS!

    Our server has concluded our Charr raid and we destroyed these mapqueued weak species with less than 30 in squad. Experimental data is on Charr side.

    What'cha gonna do? Man golems as asuras or run at our teeth and claws with your measly human body? Raawwwr

    Ill do what the norn always do when charr get uppity. Ill turn you into rugs and helmets... just like dear ol'bangar said. Then Ill get a good group of us and burn your cities, pillage your lands and steal your stuff all while eating you because im sure since you must have bovine somewhere in you that you'd taste delicious. Plus I can become a big werebeast monster, as for your size? Im bigger. Your strength? Im stronger. Your weapons? I have those too.

    Face it your just discount orcs, they took the warhammer orcs and the warcraft orcs and mixed them with a cat. Thats what you are, they also slapped horns on you just to make sure you looked "imposing". The only thing terrifying about the charr is how ridiculous you look in most armor, and how meme worthy your emotes are... so go ahead fluffy.... keep on roaring.

    10/10 quality BM.

    ~ Kovu

    Ranger, Necromancer, Fort Aspenwood.

  • AliamRationem.5172AliamRationem.5172 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Threather.9354 said:
    It is bigger which makes you see things better while dealing and tanking more damage due to your increased MASS!

    Our server has concluded our Charr raid and we destroyed these mapqueued weak species with less than 30 in squad. Experimental data is on Charr side.

    What'cha gonna do? Man golems as asuras or run at our teeth and claws with your measly human body? Raawwwr

    Yeah, Charr are pretty exceptional warriors, but our Asuran engineers have been busy working on a new form of seige to counter you!

    Wait til they see the size of these rocking chairs!

  • JusticeRetroHunter.7684JusticeRetroHunter.7684 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 26, 2020

    Meanwhile on human female meta...

    Enemy Armies of Charr rendered immobile after seeing the rack of 30 human female elementalists at once...

    In other news, waypoint traffic increased significantly as consequence of the invasion of jiggly jugglers.

    “I’ve never seen anything quite like it. They were massive.” Said an injured onlooker.

  • Aeolus.3615Aeolus.3615 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 27, 2020

    remember your superiority : https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Charr_Hide

  • Turkeyspit.3965Turkeyspit.3965 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Never discount the Asuran Special Forces Scrapper Squad.

    Just load them onto your Trebs, pitch them over the walls into SMC inner with their Bomb Kits equipped, and witness the carnage!

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Turkeyspit.3965 said:
    Never discount the Asuran Special Forces Scrapper Squad.

    Just load them onto your Trebs, pitch them over the walls into SMC inner with their Bomb Kits equipped, and witness the carnage!

    Or witness them splatter on sheild gens.

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • Vornollo.5182Vornollo.5182 Member ✭✭✭

    Charr Melee train, mhmmmm glorious.

    [PUSH] Constant Pressure

  • @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @HAsAsIN.6724 said:
    charrs have slower animation compared to the pygmy asuras. and as they say, small things move faster and sometimes can be invisible, like water vapor and charrs are like big blocks of ice in a snowy area.

    If someone throws water vapor in your face or a big block of ice, what hurts the most?

    Do you want to be cooked or you just want a large concussion?

    This can even go metaphysical.

    You said water vapor. When was the last time you cooked your throat by breathing or got cooked by fog?

    you are unfamiliar about steam cooking?

    https://www.lowcostliving.co.uk/food/frugal-cookers/cooking-boiling-steaming-nutrients-energy/

    Well you didnt say steam.

    water vapor is also steam.

    but if you want to be technical, use temperature as calibration to properly define water vapor as steam.

    but water vapor is steam.

    So you when you exhale... you breathe steam?

    Cool, I guess.

    if you want to be meticulous, the definition of steam is water vapor calibrated by EXACT temperature.

    mix humidity and temperature. with barometric pressure.

    so it can be said that steam is a 'variant' of water vapor, and still - water vapor.

    But thats why we say also fog and understand that no, fog is not steam and wont cook you if you go outside... even if its still technically the same water vapor.

    Fog is not vapor. Fog is caused by oversaturation of the air. Fog is composed of droplets. Vapor is not.

    Btw, water vapor = steam.

    But not all steam is hot.

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @VAHNeunzehnsechundsiebzig.3618 said:
    But not all steam is hot.

    So it wouldnt necessarily cook you if you threw water vapor at someone? Like... what I said in my first reply?

    Dont look a gift Asura in the mouth.
    No seriously, dont. Shark teeth.

  • sayori.4836sayori.4836 Member ✭✭

    Big charr, big damage. Baws the size of Jupiter.

  • @Dawdler.8521 said:

    @VAHNeunzehnsechundsiebzig.3618 said:
    But not all steam is hot.

    So it wouldnt necessarily cook you if you threw water vapor at someone? Like... what I said in my first reply?

    air humidity is measuring the amount of water vapor in the air. does it kill you? no

    but if you open a pressure cooker, the vapor will scald you so badly, you might die.

    See the difference?

    You need to make a statement about the mass and the temperatures.