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  • "Life is a trial. Koda the judge, kodan the jury."
    "Horrik! Unleash the cannons!"
    "Aye, aye, Captain."
    "Raising a building is like fighting a war...except you're hammering on something that's dead."

    "Raising a building is like fighting a war...except you're hammering on something that's dead."

  • Krewe Leader Krattz: Now, what can we deduce about their contraption from the debris?
    Researcher Dodekk: Congratulations, sir. You appear to have ruined a truly devious scheme.
    Krewe Leader Krattz: At last, you acknowledge my prudence.
    Researcher Dodekk: The skritt obviously meant to brew ale here.
    Krewe Leader Krattz: What?
    Researcher Dodekk: See for yourself. This looks to have been a crude fermenter, and that was a mash tun.
    Krewe Leader Krattz: I...see. Still, better secure than regretful. Help me repack the equipment.
    Researcher Dodekk: Yes, sir.
    

    I'm always fond of Asuran assistants. The horror of having to work for someone demonstrably less intelligent...

    Krewe Leader Brij: Fear not, lessers! The specialists have arrived!
    Krewe Apprentice Liann: I wasn't afraid...right up until the moment we got here.
    Krewe Leader Brij: How do I get anything done with such feeble minded help? Bah, let's just get to it.
    Krewe Leader Brij: Is everyone ready?
    Krewe Apprentice Liann: The arcanopulse matrix seems stable.
    Krewe Researcher Tyaj: The exocubic capacitor is holding steady.
    Krewe Leader Brij: A simple "yes" would have sufficed. Now, don't botch the activation. You have no idea how much these aetherovariation modules cost.
    Krewe Leader Brij: Ready? All together now... Go!
    Krewe Leader Brij: Oh, and watch out for destroyers. There's a very slight chance they might be attracted to the arcanopulses.
    Krewe Researcher Tyaj: Wait, what?
    

    [Later]

    Krewe Leader Ambr: Volcano readings stabilizing. Good work, Brij!
    Krewe Leader Brij: Ha! My brilliance wins again!
    Krewe Apprentice Liann: Brilliant luck, maybe.
    Krewe Leader Brij: What was that?
    Krewe Researcher Tyaj: I think she said something about wanting a duck.
    Krewe Leader Brij: Liann, if you want to have your own krewe some day, you need to think less about pets and more about work. Now collect some samples for the lab.
    
  • @supa suop.8026 said:
    "You will never leave this place, D'Alessio. Not until you obey!" -Deimos

    Deimos: You will die where and when I decide!
    Deimos: You will be consumed!
    Deimos: Your soul will never rest! Your name will forever be poison on the lips of your people!
    Saul D'Alessio: You have no power over me!
    Deimos: (demonic laughter)

    Saul D'Alessio: "Now i'm free."

    Personally loved the Deimos fight, and I hope we get to see more stuff like it in the future.

    Keeper Pamir: Remember the old Sunspear saying, Kossan.
    Kossan: ' You never fight alone...'

    It we really nice to hear the Sunspear motto again. I'm kinda surprised that the actual Sunspear npcs did not say it. (They may have said it, and I probably missed it.)

    not the direct quote but during the deadhouse event after the mordant guy accuses the sunspear [forgot the name] you help in the event of not being able to defeat him without help of others went like: "oh did you forgot already? sunspear never fight alone"

    I am kinda sure there was more of that, altho well hidden and spread along whole map... just like the sunspears :P

  • notebene.3190notebene.3190 Member ✭✭✭✭

    [Character] crosses their arms.
    [Character] crosses their arms.
    [Character] crosses their arms.
    [Character] crosses their arms.
    [Character] crosses their arms.

    In the event I don't get a chance, thank you all for the company and help when I needed it from time to time.

  • There are soooo many...
    For example whole Protect the brew event in Queensdale with sister Brenda.

    Event already off to a great start
    Abbot Mathias: Safe journey, sister. Oh—and Brenda?
    Sister Brenda: Yes, Most Holy?
    Abbot Mathias: Keep your lips off the barrel this time.

    Along the way
    Sister Brenda: Praise the gods! This blessed brew would have gone to waste in uncivilized hands of those ruffians!
    or
    Sister Brenda: You heathens cannot appreciate the holy wonder of this beer.

    I can't help but protect it every kitten time i'm nearby xD
    Can do this event over and over again. Like many others in core maps. Because of npc dialogues all core maps are still amazing and feel more alive than any of expansions actually.

    As sister Brenda said herself: That was beautiful. Just beautiful.

  • Makai.3429Makai.3429 Member ✭✭✭

    "No one is disputing the need for a plan! Your plan is just stupid and won't work!" I miss 2012-2015 GW2.

    Off to play games that reward strategy and thought. Farewell, Watch the Floor Simulator.

  • Ashen.2907Ashen.2907 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Makai.3429 said:
    "No one is disputing the need for a plan! Your plan is just stupid and won't work!" I miss 2012-2015 GW2.

    This is one of my favorites.

  • Esterie.7409Esterie.7409 Member ✭✭✭

    There was a quote from a Charr (female I think), though I don't remember where. Possibly in the Black Citadel. Just random ambient NPC dialog, but I really liked it for some reason and immediately wrote it down on a sticky note to remember.

    "That girl's like black powder: One spark and she explodes."

    - — World Completion — -

    16 // 35

  • Drecien.4508Drecien.4508 Member ✭✭✭

    "I majored in pain, with a minor in suffering". Female asuran engineer.

    New mount skins?! Anet take my money!

  • Drecien.4508Drecien.4508 Member ✭✭✭

    "I got stopped by the seraph yesterday, they asked me all kinds of questions. Nobody expects the seraph inqusition" two NPCs in divinity's reach.

    New mount skins?! Anet take my money!

  • "More violets less violence I say."

    If Life gives you lemons, put the lemons in a sack and beat up Life for giving you lemons in the first place.

  • (Discussing a submarine)
    Dremel Burnclaw: Tab A fits into slot B? Who wrote these instructions

    Iron Legion Soldier: We're all cogs in the machine. Some of us are just smaller and greasier than others

    Iron Legion Soldier (2): I still won't get inside that thing without a direct order.
    Iron Legion Soldier (1): Because?
    Iron Legion Soldier (2): Because it's designed to sink on purpose.

    Iron Legion Soldier (1): Fat floats. They should just insulate the shell with pig fat.
    Iron Legion Soldier (2): Have you ever smelled rotting pig fat? You'd have a working submarine, but your crew would be vomiting the whole time.

    Be careful what you ask for
    ANet might give it to you.

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  • By Ogdens hammer, what savings!!

  • old LA, the charr and human girl playing behind the bank.
    charr girl: "hey do you want to play ghost and charr again?"
    human girl: "only if we can both be charr, I don't want to be some moldy old ghost again."
    charr girl: "sure, you can be a charr. it doesn't matter to me what you are. let's play"
    (after running around for some time)
    human girl: "that was so much fun. I love that game."
    charr girl: "yea it's great. but do you ever wonder why our nations use to fight?"
    human girl: "i don't really care. all I know is your my best friend."
    charr girl: "your mine too. just don't tell my parents, they'll kill us."
    both giggle
    human girl: I know, grownup can be so dumb sometimes. let me rest a minute and we can play again"

    after new LA was built both girls were orphaned and now can be found in the bottom right corner near the pirate JP living with an old asura and their dog data

    (again old LA) at the crafting area, the asura asking a human for a recommendation of a smith.
    asura: "i need an expert blacksmith and money is no object."
    human: "you have a lot of choices, charr, human, norn, they are all good."
    asura: "I want high quality, low price, and a minimum of egotistical blather."
    human: "in that case you defiantly want sylvari."

    in season 1 after the tower of nightmares kass and jory's conversation
    Jory: "how did you get out of all that without a single smudge or tear in your dress?"
    kass: "It's not a dress, it's an illution. you think I would take my best dress into a place like that?"
    jory: "an illusion, you mean you're..."
    kass: "naked. is that a problem?"
    jory: "noooo, not a problem."

    Necros don't die, we take power naps

  • @Drecien.4508 said:
    "I majored in pain, with a minor in suffering". Female asuran engineer.

    Actually, all female asura PCs will say that sometimes when drawing their weapons, or entering battle.

  • Gooloopa Deeps:
    "CoooOOOooo... Quaggan likes you. Quaggan could hug you all night long. Here, take this key and wait there for quaggan. You won't be sorry. (wink)" ~Thoorne

    Ls 3: Confessor's end
    "Canach: Oh, Minister Beetlestone, you did not disappoint. Why on Tyria do you think he has a painting of Captain Thackeray in here?
    PC: That's... Maybe because... If he thought... You know what? We should probably never tell Logan about this.
    Canach: Agreed. That man's been through enough. And this would probably scar him worse than being stuffed in a blighting pod."

    Personal story: Killing fields
    "If I see another one of you asura trying to levitate instead of march, I'm giving you gravity boots!" ~Vigil tactician

  • PopeUrban.2578PopeUrban.2578 Member ✭✭✭

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  • RoseofGilead.8907RoseofGilead.8907 Member ✭✭✭✭

    "Aid for the city of Lion's Arch! Please give so we can rebuild!" - Lionguard Lyns

    Repeat until you run to the other side of Lion's Arch so you won't have to hear her anymore.

    Oh look. I have a signature now.

  • @PopeUrban.2578 said:

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    Citizens! Citizens! Citizens! Citizens!

    ()

    Be careful what you ask for
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  • Rauderi.8706Rauderi.8706 Member ✭✭✭✭

    How could I forget Azalus Poisontongue?

    Rija Firemasher: Get the flame outta here Azalus, you’re drunk.
    Azalus: I gotta be drunk to come see you, it’s the only time I can stand looking at you.
    Rija: You better get used to dry rations, skritthead, because one day I’m gonna slip a surprise in your stew. Now get away from me!

    Azalus: What kind of idiot they got grilling around here?
    Rend Sunderscorch: Soldier you’re out of line! Keep your bile to yourself or I’ll have you shackled in irons until you sober up.
    Cook: Yeah! What he said, nobody needs your biles.
    Azalus: (snort) That's bile, no “s” you moron.

    Azalus: Whoa! You two are so puny that if you had cubs together someone might mistake them for humans!
    Soldier 1: He didn’t just….
    Soldier 2: Oh, yes he did…
    Azalus: I’m just sayin…

    Azalus: You look like you’ve seen a battle or two. You ever learn how to block?
    Fang Foulgut: What?
    Azalus: With scars like those you must be lousy on the field, I once knew a human who—
    Fang: flame off.

    Many alts! Handle it!

    "A condescending answer might as well not be an answer at all."
    -Eloc Freidon.5692

  • just found this thread... old but this is 1 of the best exchange I've seen:

    CHARR: So, if you’ve never fought in a real battle alongside one of us you are in for a treat
    NORN: I haven’t fought beside Charr, but I stepped on a cat’s tail once. Is that what its like?
    CHARR: ahah Funny. No. I’m literally poetry in motion, if poetry could stab you with a sword.
    NORN: By the spirits, if those undead don’t attack soon; your tail is so stepped on.

  • kharmin.7683kharmin.7683 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Two cubs in Diessa Plateau (paraphrasing):
    Boy cub: There are no such things as ghosts
    Girl cub: Yes there is! Where do you think all of that singing is coming from?
    BC: From your butt
    GC: Ewwww!

    I am a very casual player.
    Very.
    Casual.

  • I don't think this dialogue around anymore in new LA, but back in old Lions arch, there was a Charr merchant near the bank, so you'd hear it a lot as you were sorting your vault inventory:
    Child (asura): Your face is funny. All squished and weird.
    Lionguard (charr): No, your face is funny. It's like a little raisin.

    An Asura in Rata Sum: 'A rolling cog amasses no sporophytes' (said in a very superior Asura-knows-all voice)

    A random human in Divinity's Reach to another human: 'An Asura called me a bookah. I think she was hitting on me.' (this is paraphrased, may not be exact words)

    There's so much great ambient dialogue. I do find myself at times just wandering the cities just to see what's around, and stumble onto some really funny, or touching, moments. Great job by the devs in making the world feel so much more immersive.

    Admitted Alt-aholic
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  • Etria.3642Etria.3642 Member ✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    Replaying ls2 and somehow I missed this the first time around:
    Taimi: It's so simple an idiot could do it! (Pause) Hey! Braham!

    And then before the Istan nerf some dev muuust have known it'd be a farm: Ssseee you again sssooon. Mortalssss.

  • NPC in HoT maps: Wow, that's quality armor!
    Armored NPCs in HoT maps: Thanks!!

    Commander: What are you?! A book club?!
    Charr NPC: ...... What's a book club?

    Braham: Kah-Braham!!

  • DaFishBob.6518DaFishBob.6518 Member ✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    Seraph guards at the entrance of Divinity's Reach:
    Seraph (m): Another day another gold piece.
    Seraph (f): Could be worse. I'd rather stand here all day playing tour guide than chasing down four-legged crow bait.
    Seraph (m): I hate centaurs.
    Seraph (f): Horses are for riding. Who wants a pet that talks back?
    Seraph (m): Pirates.
    Seraph (f): Shouldn't you be on patrol?
    Seraph (m): See you later.

  • Cragga the Eighty Third.6015Cragga the Eighty Third.6015 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    Rikkiti: Deputy! Deputy!
    Deputy Tarff: Yes, what is it Rikkiti?
    Rikkiti: Sheriff want shinies back. Rikkiti get shinies! Teach hylek stealing bad.
    Deputy Tarff: And did our ineffectual sheriff offer any thoughts on how precisely we might accomplish that?
    Rikkiti: Yes...no...what?
    Deputy Tarff: (sigh) Sheriff say how we get shinies back?
    Rikkiti: Oooh! Deputy talk like Rikkiti stupid! Rikkiti not stupid......................................................Sheriff not say how we get shinies back.


    Bachlag (Sylvari): Look out, sir! There's a charr nearby!
    Eblo (Asura): Don't worry, sprout. Charr may look tough, but it's all an act. All roar, no claws.
    Bachlag: But they're monsters! Wouldn't it eat me? Do they eat vegetables?
    Eblo: Meat, vegetables, fruit, catnip...but I don't think they'd eat you. What, did you fall off the tree yesterday?
    Bachlag: Certainly not, sir! I fell off the tree five days ago. I fell off a turnip cart yesterday.

  • phs.6089phs.6089 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Commander: I have a feeling I'm going to regret this, but I have another question for you.
    Commander: Do you know anything about a lost city located somewhere in the Riverlands?
    Scholar Nimmin: Lost city? How do you lose a city?
    Scholar Nimmin: I mean, I'm forgetful. I've lost plenty of things. But a city?
    Commander: Just...just answer the question, please.
    Scholar Nimmin: Once I lost my favorite journal. Looked everywhere for it. And I never did find it, but you know what I did find?
    Commander: Please say "a lost city."
    Scholar Nimmin: ...Every single left sock I had ever misplaced. I swear, if it's not in the last place you look, it's...well, elsewhere.
    Commander: Fantastic. I need to go now.

    "There is always a lighthouse, there's always a man, there's always a city."

  • Gop.8713Gop.8713 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Honorary skritt no longer a skritt ! ! !

  • Alimar.8760Alimar.8760 Member ✭✭✭

    "I can outrun a centaur!"

  • "Answer me this, hummingbirds: How does one fight the wind?" -- Modniir Ulgoth.

    The VA really delivers on it.

    "Self awareness is knowing when you're sitting at the throne of ignorance." --Leo G.

  • hugo.4705hugo.4705 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    Forgal was epic in taunts too, him and charr renegades:

    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: By the Spirits, is this some kinda kiddie playground? Wake up out there!
    Charr Renegade: It's the Vigil! Get 'em!
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: Whoever trained you must be crying right now. You best run.
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: That's all you've got? Come on, you mangy runts!
    Charr Renegade: I hate all you stand for.
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: You're the worst-trained, most cowardly loustabouts I've ever seen!
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: You shuck-brained cur! Where's Ajax Anvilburn? We know he's behind the attack on Ebonhawke. Spill!
    Pyzor Ironmane: Y-you just missed him. He left this morning. He's on his way to kill some worthless human named Duran.
    Pyzor Ironmane: They're settin' an ambush at Summit Peak. They'll kill Duran, then leave the bloody knife with ol' Steelcrusher. We're killing two peace-lovers with one trap!
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: Ashes and snow, he means Minster Kent Duran, the Krytan ambassador. I bet Steelcrusher's the ambassador for the High Legions.
    Pyzor Ironmane: You're Vigil, aren't you? Ha! Ajax'll be sorry he missed killing you. Tell his human-loving mother, Almorra, that one day we'll spit on her grave!
    Character name>: Almorra is Ajax's mother?
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: That's above your pay grade, Recruit. Forget you heard about it.
    Character name>: Forget? I can't just forget! Don't you think that's important?
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: Whatever happened to discipline? Kids these days... All right, fine! But not here, and not now.
    Ajax: Burn it—attack! Kill them all!
    Ajax: My mother's a soft, weak coward. War is the only answer. Eradicate the humans.
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: Anvilburn. Your momma wanted me to give you something—right in the face.
    Ajax: Your blows are weak, like your spirit!
    Ajax: Tell Almorra she's a coward who cannot face her own blood in a battle.
    Ajax: kitten dogs. I shall never bend my knee!

    But the better is Tybalt, during minister mission, and using spell to look like Demmi Beetlestone:

    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Time to head out, is it? Time for me to get pretty.
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Let's see if Lady Wi's magic is as good as she says.
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Burn me, I'm a human girl! Whoa, I've got two hands and some lovely...apples.
    Character name>: Keep your mind on the job, Tybalt. Go roam the city, and we'll see if the ministry guards take the bait.
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Mm. Bait, right. The order booked passage in Demmi's name on a ship called the "Harpy's Smile." We'll head there and see what happens.
    Character name>: Are you okay? Ministry Guards aren't like those drunken pirates. If they can't capture Demmi, they'll kill her to stop her from talking. And that means...
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: They'll kill me. Yeah, I know. But I didn't join the Order of Whispers to sit behind a desk. I joined it to fight dragons.
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: If we're going to do that, we'll need Kryta—and Queen Jennah. Heh. Isn't that funny? Me, a charr, risking my life for the security of the human throne.
    Character name>: The world's a funny place, Lightbringer. As long as we keep laughing, I guess we're not dead.
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: The order gave me a mission, and I'm not turning back now. I can do this. Trust me!
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Oh, wow. How do humans walk without tails?
    Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Right. Right. (cough) Here goes. (cough) Nothing to worry about! Not weird at all! Look at me, I'm Demmi Beetlestone!

    Tybalt was awesome, I hope we will seem him in the mists.

    And hm hmm crazy tree girl:

    Magister Sieran: But, um...there's one problem. I need to tune the enchantments to work together instead of tearing themselves apart, or it could collapse the mountain.
    Character name>: Wait, what? Collapse the—Sieran!
    Magister Sieran: No, no, no, no. It'll work, I promise! While I'm doing that, though, things could get exciting, so keep your weapon out.
    Character name>: The things you call "exciting" are what most people would call "reckless endangerment".
    Magister Sieran: Oh, come on, Novice. Cheer up! The worst that could happen is that we're lost forever in shadow, but more likely, we'll just have to mop up some shades. Here goes!

    +++In creative mood. New Engie Elite spec' , Housing , New asuran expansion , Designing a new lounge , New GameMode
    +++NEW: AEP Asuran Expansion Project available on WIKI.
    +++New: GEM GW2 Exploration Map: Discover unusual places around tyria: Here (OSM map)

  • Dragana.1497Dragana.1497 Member ✭✭✭

    Kid (1): It's almost time. Shaman Fierena promised us a meaty legend this time.
    Kid (2): I can't wait! Last time, her tales made me dream I was great hunter.
    Kid (3): Last time, her tales made you wake up crying like a-
    Shaman Fierena: (wolf howl) Come to me, kids, and any who would hear a tale of Wolf's glory.
    Kid (1): I bet she's going to tell the one of Wolf and the Great Devourer.
    Kid (2): No. She's going to tell us how Wolf ate a grawl god.
    Kid (3): Shhhh.
    Shaman Fierena: I have a special take for you tonight. It's not about Wolf. It's about Wolf's pack.
    Shaman Fierena: A long time ago, in the darkest of woods, on the highest of mountains, Wolf got lost.
    Shaman Fierena: He was looking, you see, for a lone eight-year-old who had wandered off and become stuck in a deep ravine.
    Shaman Fierena: Wolf hear the lone kid's cries for help. And he followed them to the ravine. He found the kid.
    Shaman Fierena: But once he was in the ravine, he had nothing to guide him out. Wolf did not know which direction to go.
    Kid (1): Oh no! Was he scared?
    Kid (2): Wolf never gets scared.
    Shaman Fierena: Even Wolf can know fear. There's no shame in being afraid, only in letting it freeze you.
    Shaman Fierena: Wolf was in the ravine, trying to hold back a blizzard. The injured kid was freezing and bleeding into the snow.
    Shaman Fierena: That's when Wolf's pack noticed he was missing, and they began to howl.
    Kid (3): And Wolf hear them!
    Shaman Fierena: Yes. Wolf followed their voices back to the den, where it was warm and there was food.
    Kid (1): What about the kid? Was he okay?
    Shaman Fierena: That kid was a female, my little snowflake. And she was okay. She learned that her pack could mean the difference between life and death.

    "I'm not quite what I thought I was but then again I'm maybe more"

  • lokh.2695lokh.2695 Member ✭✭✭✭

    "CITIZENS!"

    or of course

    "By Ogden's Hammer! What Savings!

    If you want X, and Y is needed to get get X, you also have to want Y if you really want X. If you don't want Y, you don't want X. It's easy.
    Pro: Build Templates, Dungeon Rework, UW content
    Contra: New Races, New Classes, New Weapons, Capes

  • Squirrel.6318Squirrel.6318 Member ✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    Deadeye Priestess (Zafirah): Now the world will remember us only by the worst thing our god ever did.

    That line made me feel sorry for what I did. Even though it had to be done.

  • hugo.4705hugo.4705 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 29, 2019

    Inquest Assistant: That scum in Lab Two took credit for my work! Now he’s getting promoted instead of me.
    Inquest Engineer: Easy to fix. Here: fetch these materials after your shift.
    Inquest Assistant: One tranquilizer gun. One ravenous test subject. One banana… Why do I need a banana?
    Inquest Engineer: You’re gonna be hungry after all that work.
    Inquest Assistant: Boss! The awakened have culled our personnel by 34.23 percent!
    Inquest Engineer: Not my problem.
    Inquest Assistant: And they smashed your favorite coffee mug.
    Inquest Engineer: THE FOOLS WILL PAY FOR THEIR INSOLENCE

    Very professional.

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  • Westenev.5289Westenev.5289 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    My favourite quote comes from the Tybalt personal story with the pirates.

    Demmi Beetlestone: Thank the goddess Lyssa! I was starting to think the order had forgotten me. Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?
    Character name: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there. Come on!

  • XYLO.7031XYLO.7031 Member ✭✭✭
    edited January 26, 2019

    "Glad you're here. Don't want to end up undead lunch like dredge burrow people."
    -Refugee Skritt @ Bloodtide Coast

    And the classic:
    "You ran from skritt!"
    -Any enemy skritt you run from lol

  • Rhyse.8179Rhyse.8179 Member ✭✭✭

    "Shut your talk-hole, bookah. Every time you open it, you drip stupid all over my floor." -Zojja

    I have a soft spot for biting insults.

  • Cerioth.7062Cerioth.7062 Member ✭✭✭

    Olmakhan Villager (female): Did you see that outlander? Such strength and ferocity in battle, yet so gentle and kind with our cubs.
    Olmakhan Villager (male): And such beautiful eyes...and such a charming laugh...
    Olmakhan Villager (female): Get a hold of yourself!
    Olmakhan Villager (male): ...and also, those biceps.
    Olmakhan Villager (female): Well, I mean. Yes.
    Olmakhan Villager (male): Mm-hmm.
    Olmakhan Villager (female): Mm-hmm.

  • Udolpho.1209Udolpho.1209 Member ✭✭✭

    all of DEL-X99's dialogue...
    DEL-X99: (BEEP) Target–located. Stand–by–for–message.
    Krewe Member Swip: A message for me? How wonderful.
    DEL-X99: Dear–Swip, you–are–a–cheat–and–a–coward. I–know–it–was–you–who–stole–the–destrosphere–from–my–lab.
    DEL-X99: You–cannot–thieve–your–way–to–success. Return–it–post–haste! Give–my–regards–to–your–DEL-X99. Happ
    Krewe Member Swip: That jackal! How dare he impugn me with lies? I should throttle him. DEL-X99, prepare to reply.
    DEL-X99: Reply–sent. That–jackal. How–dare–he–impugn–me–with–lies. I–should–throttle–him. DEL-X99–returns–regards.

    --

    Logan: "Wa-ait, whaat? What's up with my face? Why do I have to be the burned one?"

    --

    Outrunner Jankott'cha: No, wait. Gears go together, cogs go here.
    Skritt Outrunner: Don't fit. Don't need it.
    Skritt Outrunner: Connect. This to that. And that. Yes, that too. Ah!
    Skritt Outrunner: Maybe no, yes? Does it fit here? Does it, does it?

  • kharmin.7683kharmin.7683 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Queensdale (Taminn Foothills)
    Ludlow: I still don't get what you want me to do. You want me to make the ettins fight? Is this supposed to be hard?
    Krug: Me said already. You no listen. You stupid for a human.
    Krug: You help ettins work together to crush hoof beasts. Ettins not work good with other ettins.
    Ludlow: You mean "ettins don't work well with other ettins."
    Krug: Huh?
    Krug: You no make sense.
    Ludlow: I don't make sense? You leave half the words out of every sentence!

    I am a very casual player.
    Very.
    Casual.

  • Demotlitionist Tonn: "Anyone can hack their enemy to death. It takes skill and precision to turn them into dust and craters."

    also, in human home instance, random person inside bar...

    "Shut up now, I can't hear anything"

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