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  • Majosea.2487Majosea.2487 Member ✭✭
    edited January 28, 2019

    When you are escorting the Charr cubs through the ruins...

    Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter!
    Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky!
    Riba Crushheart: Hmmmm.

  • trixantea.1230trixantea.1230 Member ✭✭✭

    Here lies Elise

    Her passing came as a surprise to all

    Including her incompetent doctor.

    — Elise's Headstone

  • There is one more dialogue I love to listen over and over again.

  • Daddicus.6128Daddicus.6128 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Frizz in the Aetherblade fractal: "You think you've won? You've won nothing! Tremble and cry as I unleash my greatest" … and then splat.

    Best. Ending. Ever.

  • Jeknar.6184Jeknar.6184 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 28, 2019

    "The Spirit of Revolution burns with ceaseless flames" - Miner Mikhail

    Also during Oil Floes:

    Rox: "Comrade are you okay?"
    Miner Mikhail: "Revolution requires us to set aside our weakness."
    Rox: "Are you sure?"
    Miner Mikhail: "...no."

    Ferguson's Crossing Mithril Squire (Rank 5001) - PvP Phoenix (Rank 72) - 30k Achievement Points
    Exalted Kawagima, Calamis Fatima, Hanna Flintlocke, Suzuhara Suzuka, Sally Furious Ant, Sabetha Deadeye, Bjarl of Souls, Lilian Mistwalker, Kelvena Riverstream, Zallha Wildhunt

  • Daddicus.6128Daddicus.6128 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Fluffball.8307 said:
    There are a couple hunters in Queensdale that make a joke about ferocious beasts, and one says "I thought you wife wasn't pregnant anymore" or something along those lines. I can't find the quote but it's golden. Someone find it and post it.

    Dialog from the wiki page for Queen's Forest:

    Bry: Many a might beast has succumbed to my might.
    Grismettle: That reminds me. Did I tell you my wife is pregnant?
    Bry: How does that remind you of your wife?

  • South event in Thunderhead Peeks:
    Miner Mikhail: Freedom should be...better than this.

    Halloween event:
    Lions Arch Guard 1: Whoa! This is the most hideous mask I ever saw!
    Lions Arch Guard 2: What mask?

  • Biff.5312Biff.5312 Member ✭✭✭✭

    I keep hearing in Hoelbrek but actually have never bothered to look for the npc or discover the context:
    "You never loved me. Or made me feel good about myself. I don't know what your problem is..."

  • hugo.4705hugo.4705 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 29, 2019

    Intercom: Attention!
    Intercom: Anyone failing to locate to a safe zone risks dismemberment, death, immolation, electrocution, demotion, and more.
    Intercom: Attention!
    Intercom: The cafeteria is now closed.

    Kitten the cafeteria is closed!

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  • Ashen.2907Ashen.2907 Member ✭✭✭✭

    "No one's arguing about the need for a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won't work"

    More than six years in and I still laugh out loud any time I do AC explorable and hear that line.

  • @Cristalyan.5728 said:
    South event in Thunderhead Peeks:
    Miner Mikhail: Freedom should be...better than this.

    Halloween event:
    Lions Arch Guard 1: Whoa! This is the most hideous mask I ever saw!
    Lions Arch Guard 2: What mask?

    I still think they have borrow'ed this from Police Academy IV.

  • At the Arterium Haven
    Skritt Sentry (1): Guarding.
    Skritt Sentry (2): Guarding, guarding.
    Skritt Sentry (1): Guarding, guarding, guarding.
    Skritt Sentry (2): Guarding, guarding, guarding, guarding.
    Skritt Sentry (1): Aww! You win.
    Skritt Sentry (1): Bored.
    Skritt Sentry (1): Watching.
    Skritt Sentry (2): (belch)
    Skritt Sentry (1): (laugh)
    Skritt Sentry (2): (hearty laugh)
    Skritt Sentry (1): (trailing off laugh)

  • Steve The Cynic.3217Steve The Cynic.3217 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 30, 2019

    Personal Story Chapter 4, Vigil branch, Don't Shoot the Messenger

    (speaking to Sergeant Jeyne)
    Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: We're not babysitters, we're tourists. Traveling the same road, taking in the same scenery, and beating the ever-living kitten out of the same idiots as you.

    EDIT: ha! ha! some words are allowed (and even used) by the game, but are not allowed here. The ever-living cee eh are pea...

    EDIT2: And this time it was allowed? Confused.

    EDIT3: cee are eh pea. Ugh.

    @Biff.5312 said:
    Exercise your whimsy.

  • Jeknar.6184Jeknar.6184 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Not my favorite but definetely a classic everyone must have heard at least once:

    Tzark: "See? This is why we need a cohesive plan. People just wander in here and get attacked."
    Detha Tremblebones: "No one's arguing about the need for a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won't work."
    Hodgins: "Don't mind them. Come with me. We have a Priory base of operations set up nearby."

    Ferguson's Crossing Mithril Squire (Rank 5001) - PvP Phoenix (Rank 72) - 30k Achievement Points
    Exalted Kawagima, Calamis Fatima, Hanna Flintlocke, Suzuhara Suzuka, Sally Furious Ant, Sabetha Deadeye, Bjarl of Souls, Lilian Mistwalker, Kelvena Riverstream, Zallha Wildhunt

  • Fat Disgrace.4275Fat Disgrace.4275 Member ✭✭✭✭

    The part where rytlock was called "cuddles"

  • Goettel.4389Goettel.4389 Member ✭✭✭✭

    "You smell...different." (random Skritt).

  • See the signature below ;)

    Rytlock Brimstone: So we find the archon, take him out, then use Kas's "imposter" trick to take his place, right?
    Lady Kasmeer Meade: It's not a trick. Mesmers don't do "tricks"—we utilize illusion.
    Rytlock Brimstone: Yeah, yeah. You guys are worse than elementalists.

  • Two progeny, Epharr and Winni, hylek-watching in Brisban.
    Winni: "... The blue ones and the green ones are nice, the orange ones and the red ones are mean, and the yellow ones are sometimes nice and sometimes mean, depending on their mood."
    Epharr: "I wish they were all nice and there was a purple one that sang and danced and gave out candy."
    Winni: "Me too. But unfortunately, this is the real world. Not some fantasy land."

    Then there is the ever classic Captain Penzan's song. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check You Tube.

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