The Official Santa Charr Thread Season 4!

Evga.2471

Hello Everyone,

Welcome to The Official Santa Charr Thread Season 4.

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This is your host Evga.2471 and the creator of Santa Charr. That looks like a reindeer. With the stag Helm https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Stag_Helm_Skin
Thank you ArenaNet for making this possible.

To start things off, like every year.

I like to give Shout Outs to comments from last years thread. But you know what everyone is getting a shout out from last year (2019):

Dunia, Heathcliff, Aru, Martnor, kuteykathy, Taelac, tampss, Sinistra, Rhonja, Adam Ko, Altion, DrakeDK, aithine, Drakor, Kunzaito, Mariyta, Algo, caraski, whoeverxwins, and littledolores.

Thank you.

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See what critics are saying about Santa Charr:

• "A Wonderful way to start off my first Wintersday."
• "Thank you Santa Charr, for coming this Wintersday."
• "Thank you Santa Charr!!"
• "Oh wow. Thank you very much for those gifts. Your generosity does you credit."
• "OMG Santa Charr really!!!! I didn't expect that much."
• "Thank you so much Santa Charr. We should get rid of Tixx and you should take his place."
• A link to an Archive thread. Santa Charr Visited https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Santa-Charr-Visited

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Who wants to replace Tixx for Santa Charr?

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Santa Charr sitting in his chair durning the, Shadow of The Mad King Event.
Santa_Charr.jpg

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Anyone?

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If this is your first time taking part in The Official Santa Charr Thread:

Please Read the bulletin points below as there is important information. Please enjoy your stay in The Offical Santa Charr Thread.

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Rules:

• Please be kind to your fellow Guild Wars 2 players.
• Please keep the thread friendly and follow the Guild Wars 2 forum rules.

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General information:

• Who can take part in this thread?
Anyone that plays Guild Wars 2 including ArenaNet staff.

• How do I take part in this thread:
It's Simple just leave a Naughty or Nice comment below and
you'll receive present's from Santa Charr during the Wintersday Event.

• Is the same thing going to happen like the previous years?
Yes. Santa Charr gives out In Game items ONLY, NO Gem Store items.

• I took part in previous years thread can I take part in this years thread?
YES. You can take part in this years thread and ever following year.

• Will Santa Charr be available to take pictures like the previous year?
Yes, Santa Charr AKA (Krosan Beast / Evga.2471) (Please use Evga.2471 when sending mail) will be available for; single and group photos Just send a message
via Skritt Elf messenger (in game mail or forums) to make arrangements.
Disclaimer No Skritt were harmed for Santa Charr's Skritt Elf's.

• What server is Santa Charr on?
Santa Charr is on the NA Server, the World he's on is called Sanctum of Rall.

• I ask Santa Charr did you send me mail? He said yes, but I didn't get anything?
Please make sure your in game mail is not full.

• Will everyone get the same gifts?
It will vary. Everyone will get the same amount of gifts.

• Will Santa Charr return next year?
Hopefully, Santa Charr will return next year for another wonderful
Holiday season.

• When is the cut off date for this Thread?
December 14th 2020.
Get those comments in before it's too late.

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This is Evga.2471 here saying:
Thanks for taking the time to read and comment on The Official Santa Charr Thread. Can't wait to read those Naughty or Nice comments you all come up with. Hopefully Santa Charr will be able to see you all this year in game during Wintersday and next year. I will be checking this thread here and there to react to your comments.

I know this year has been a very stressful year for a lot of people. I wish you and your family a Great and Safe Holiday season. If you do travel be safe where ever you may go.

PS. Present's might be getting out late due to the amount of comments. Real life makes it hard to find the time to play my favorite MMO.

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Check out the VERY FIRST Santa Charr Thread. The format changed a lot over the past four years:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/The-Santa-Charr-Thread

Here is a link to the 2019 Santa Charr Thread:
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/discussion/91607/the-offical-santa-charr-thread-season-2-5

Thanks Everyone,
Evga.2471/Santa Charr

Algo.2698

Oh Santa Charr !! It's a real pleasure to see you're back !!
I have the feeling that we're going to have a fantastic Wintersday thanks to you
Santa Charr !! Santa Charr !! dancing

MuaDDiB.4653

Had no clue that santa is cute Charr Best wishes to everyone! Stay safe folks!

Evga.2471

@Algo.2698 said:
Oh Santa Charr !! It's a real pleasure to see you're back !!
I have the feeling that we're going to have a fantastic Wintersday thanks to you
Santa Charr !! Santa Charr !! dancing

Thank you. It’s good to be back for Wintersday. You might be right about that.

Got a surprise for everyone that might be a shock to some.

@MuaDDiB.4653 said:
Had no clue that santa is cute Charr Best wishes to everyone! Stay safe folks!

Thanks, I try to be cute. But those big claws and teeth put some on edge.

Sapphirine.1023

Thank you for spreading Wintersday cheer and kindness to so many people with this thread! Keep up the great work!

Evga.2471

@Sapphirine.1023 said:
Thank you for spreading Wintersday cheer and kindness to so many people with this thread! Keep up the great work!

You are very welcome and thank you.

I try to keep up the great work since it's a one man operation.

First Lust.9206

Oh My Gosh! 2020 Winterdays and you're here with us!!! Thank you !! Please do more events throughout the year. Miss you so much.🌹💕👍🎁

Altion.9576

Just like last year and the year before that Ill be playing Wintersday tunes for all the Tyrians gatered near a Winsterday tree

Ozgu.5864

I found out about Santa Charr at a Tequatl event : ) This is so cool, and very generous.

Jean Green.7208

farts

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Merry Wintersday!

Leo.3428

Dear Santa Charr,
Here is a crazy idea: How about you drown the elder dragons in your gifts to keep them happy busy and bring peace to Tyria?
This will give us time to restore the devastated lands and launch a vast campaign of exploration into the Mists and find new worlds.

pat.3026

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Charr. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will ?

• "JBJ"

Hesione.9412

Eight years in this game and I have never heard of Santa Charr. I am embarrassed. This sounds like lots of fun!

Evga.2471

@First Lust.9206 said:
Oh My Gosh! 2020 Winterdays and you're here with us!!! Thank you !! Please do more events throughout the year. Miss you so much.🌹💕👍🎁

Yes again for 2020 unlike 2018 since I skipped that year. More events throughout the year that might be hard. Have to figure out something if I do that.

@Altion.9576 said:
Just like last year and the year before that Ill be playing Wintersday tunes for all the Tyrians gatered near a Winsterday tree

If my memory servers me right you where playing tunes next to me when I was sitting in the Wintersday chair right?

@Ozgu.5864 said:
I found out about Santa Charr at a Tequatl event : ) This is so cool, and very generous.

My promotions do get through to people HOORAY!

@Jean Green.7208 said:
farts

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Merry Wintersday!

Santa Charr has is eye on you, but Merry Wintersday.

@Leo.3428 said:
Dear Santa Charr,
Here is a crazy idea: How about you drown the elder dragons in your gifts to keep them happy busy and bring peace to Tyria?
This will give us time to restore the devastated lands and launch a vast campaign of exploration into the Mists and find new worlds.

That's a very big wish for Santa Charr. He won't be able to do that alone.

@pat.3026 said:
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Charr. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will ?

• "JBJ"

So true in these times.

@Hesione.9412 said:
Eight years in this game and I have never heard of Santa Charr. I am embarrassed. This sounds like lots of fun!

Gasp What never heard of Santa Charr... It's a lot of fun for the participants, not a lot of fun for Santa Charr's helper Metallic Sliver AKA Evga.2471

Altion.9576

@Altion.9576 said:
Just like last year and the year before that Ill be playing Wintersday tunes for all the Tyrians gatered near a Winsterday tree

If my memory servers me right you where playing tunes next to me when I was sitting in the Wintersday chair right?

Thats right!

Evga.2471

@Altion.9576 said:

@Altion.9576 said:
Just like last year and the year before that Ill be playing Wintersday tunes for all the Tyrians gatered near a Winsterday tree

If my memory servers me right you where playing tunes next to me when I was sitting in the Wintersday chair right?

Thats right!

Awesome at least my memory served me right. That was fun!

Crystal Paladin.3871

Do Evon Gnashblade know about any of this?
Wild eyed Miller has got anything to say about this?
I know caudecus has some snarky comment up his sleeve or some quiz/puzzle to pick your brain

Evga.2471

@Crystal Paladin.3871 said:
Do Evon Gnashblade know about any of this?
Wild eyed Miller has got anything to say about this?
I know caudecus has some snarky comment up his sleeve or some quiz/puzzle to pick your brain

Not sure if he does but Santa Charr did stumble upon some of Evon Gnashblade wares. hint, hint like they say take it with a grain of salt but instead two grains of salt.

Never meet Wild Eyed Miller during that event. (Didn’t know about that event).

Oh I’m pretty sure he does because Santa Charr went through there more than once.

Leo.3428

@Evga.2471 said:
That's a very big wish for Santa Charr. He won't be able to do that alone.

I will train hard to help - if I find the secret workshop.

NightDreamer.7423

I always wonder why people keep doing things like this. Merry Wintersday I guess.

Applewater.8702

Santa Charr! Sounds exciting! Happy Wintersday!

DrakeDK.9527

I propose a new legion, the Wintersday Legion with Imperator Santa Charr! Happy Wintersday!

Evga.2471

@Leo.3428 said:

@Evga.2471 said:
That's a very big wish for Santa Charr. He won't be able to do that alone.

I will train hard to help - if I find the secret workshop.

Training is always good and Santa Charr will appreciate it. Good luck on the secret workshop. Santa Charr has been there but he never told me how to get there.

@NightDreamer.7423 said:
I always wonder why people keep doing things like this. Merry Wintersday I guess.

I know right? Why do things like this keep coming up? It just boggles the mind as to why? 🤔 Happy Wintersday.

@Applewater.8702 said:
Santa Charr! Sounds exciting! Happy Wintersday!

Oh it is for participants. Not so much for Santa Charr’s helpers.

@DrakeDK.9527 said:
I propose a new legion, the Wintersday Legion with Imperator Santa Charr! Happy Wintersday!

Wintersday Legion you say? 🤔 Let’s do it. Muahahahahahaha.

Applewater.8702

We'll, speaking as a Necromancer main, what I would consider to be a "nice" comment might be seen otherwise, but for this Wintersday I hope all the good little boys and girls will gather round with their families and express the utmost love and compassion they can... Just before Primordus rises from his slumber and descends upon Tyria, raining down hellfire upon the land and raising his Legion of Destroyers to decimate everything in sight. Once all that was living is burnt to ash, all that will remain will be their bones, which themselves will rise up and fight demons in skeleton hell in the name of Great Joko. PRAISE JOKO FOR A WONDERFUL WINTERSDAY, ALL HAIL JOKO

Leo.3428

@Evga.2471 said:
Good luck on the secret workshop. Santa Charr has been there but he never told me how to get there.

I would guess the Far Shiverpeaks... There should be an achievement on it, or a super-hero point.

@Applewater.8702 said:
Just before Primordus rises from his slumber and descends upon Tyria, raining down hellfire upon the land and raising his Legion of Destroyers to decimate everything in sight.

Nah, we'll be fine. Bogey Charr will fry Primo in its magma juice and we'll have a giant barbecue

Aiakas.6350

May we Charr bring peace to all the races through conquest and then under one doctrine, celebrate Santa Charr as our Chieftain!

Kyra Tribeca.4912

In spite of this year being a very naughty one it is extremely nice to see that you are doing this again. Much love to you

Evga.2471

@Applewater.8702 said:
We'll, speaking as a Necromancer main, what I would consider to be a "nice" comment might be seen otherwise, but for this Wintersday I hope all the good little boys and girls will gather round with their families and express the utmost love and compassion they can... Just before Primordus rises from his slumber and descends upon Tyria, raining down hellfire upon the land and raising his Legion of Destroyers to decimate everything in sight. Once all that was living is burnt to ash, all that will remain will be their bones, which themselves will rise up and fight demons in skeleton hell in the name of Great Joko. PRAISE JOKO FOR A WONDERFUL WINTERSDAY, ALL HAIL JOKO

Oh you are going to get coal this year better luck next year! Did I say out loud or was it a passing thought?

The spirit of Wintersday will be to powerful for Primordus to overcome. Thus Joko will not reign.

@Leo.3428 said:

@Evga.2471 said:
Good luck on the secret workshop. Santa Charr has been there but he never told me how to get there.

I would guess the Far Shiverpeaks... There should be an achievement on it, or a super-hero point.

@Applewater.8702 said:
Just before Primordus rises from his slumber and descends upon Tyria, raining down hellfire upon the land and raising his Legion of Destroyers to decimate everything in sight.

Nah, we'll be fine. Bogey Charr will fry Primo in its magma juice and we'll have a giant barbecue

Possibly Far Shiverpaks sounds about right. Let's do a barbecue. Has anyone tried dragon meat yet? Wonder if it's an exotic specialty food in a distant land?

@Aiakas.6350 said:
May we Charr bring peace to all the races through conquest and then under one doctrine, celebrate Santa Charr as our Chieftain!

Us Charr do love a good conquest. Hopefully Santa Charr can get enough people to support and vote him to Chieftain.

This gives me an idea for a poll since Imperator and Chieftain came up?

@Kyra Tribeca.4912 said:
In spite of this year being a very naughty one it is extremely nice to see that you are doing this again. Much love to you

It has been. Thank you. Happy Wintersday.

ChampionMasquerade.5283

Greetings fellow Charr! This is a great thing to do, and hopefully it'll bring the high legions back together after the whole fiasco earlier in the year. My respect goes out to you

Taelac.7036

Dawning Wintersday
Santa Charr returns kindly
Orphans in the snow

Been a heckuva year, Santa Charr, but I scraped together a few brain cells to write you a haiku.

Dry roads and warm stops to you this year.

Phoenix.5047

Santa Charr, you think you can bring me back the old Flame Legion coat, before it covered up glove skins?
Stay toasty.

Randulf.7614

Sorry Rytlock, but Santa Charr's fur is just sooooo soft

Evga.2471

@ChampionMasquerade.5283 said:
Greetings fellow Charr! This is a great thing to do, and hopefully it'll bring the high legions back together after the whole fiasco earlier in the year. My respect goes out to you

Thank you. Hopefully it'll bring them back together.

@Taelac.7036 said:
Dawning Wintersday
Santa Charr returns kindly
Orphans in the snow

Been a heckuva year, Santa Charr, but I scraped together a few brain cells to write you a haiku.

Dry roads and warm stops to you this year.

It has been one heck of a year.
Thank you and to you as well.

@Phoenix.5047 said:
Santa Charr, you think you can bring me back the old Flame Legion coat, before it covered up glove skins?
Stay toasty.

I'm not sure about that, I can try though.

@Randulf.7614 said:
Sorry Rytlock, but Santa Charr's fur is just sooooo soft

Santa Charr's fur is the softest in all the land. Rytlock's fur is the coarsest in all the land.

Evga.2471

A quick update:

The cut off date is set for December 14th, 2020 so get those comments in before it's too late.

Arcs La Ens.6284

Thank you Santa Charr, for being your glorious and generous self! You make Wintersday even better!

BnooMaGoo.5690

Dear Santa Charr, I am sorry that Charr was the last race to become a toon for me but I hafta say they won me over with their "wahoo's" off the mounts sometimes. Thanks for your spirit!!

Evga.2471

@Arcs La Ens.6284 said:
Thank you Santa Charr, for being your glorious and generous self! You make Wintersday even better!

I try to make Wintersday more cheerful for my fellow Tyrian's.

@BnooMaGoo.5690 said:
Dear Santa Charr, I am sorry that Charr was the last race to become a toon for me but I hafta say they won me over with their "wahoo's" off the mounts sometimes. Thanks for your spirit!!

Soon or later you'll never want to stop playing a Charr. Unless you start doing JP (jumping puzzles) with a Charr........ it's bad. Santa Charr doesn't like JP that's why his helper is always doing the Wintersday JP. That little rascal loves the Wintersday JP.

Thank you.

Evga.2471

All credit goes to Illconceived Was Na
Got promission to repost this from The Official Santa Charr Thread Season 2!

@Illconceived Was Na.9781 said:
’Twas the night before Wintersday, when all through the fahrar
Not a creature was stirring, not even Clawspur;
The meatsticks were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Santy Charr soon would be there;

The cublings were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of catnip danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my hair-hiding cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

When on the Iron Legion's porch there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I blinked like a chrono,
Shredded open the shutters and clawed open the windo'.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Reset my graphics to reflect objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should be seen,
But a miniature Magic Carpet, and eight tiny Quaggan,

With a little old driver, so shiny, so lit,
I knew in a moment it must be the Great Skritt.
More faster than centaurs, his 2k-gem-mounts came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, SHINY! now, SHINIER! now, SHINIEST and EVEN SHINIER!
On, SHINE-ON! on MORE SHINE! on, SHINEY SHINE SHINE and BLITZEN!
(”That doesn’t rhyme, Stupid!" one said one that was tall.)
(“No matter, run away, run away, run away all”)

And with perma-alacrity, I heard as if in invisi-slippers
The prancing and pawing of each little flipper.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney The Great Skritt came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all shiny (despite ashes and soot);
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a burglar just hiding his hobosack.

His eyes — how they shined! his dimples how shiny!
His cheeks were like silver, his nose was… so tiny!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a mop,
But the beard of his clipped so it was removed from the gem shop;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a skinny face and a little thin tummy,
When he laughed, it sounded like he ate too many gummies

He was short and tiny, a right smiley old skritt,
And I laughed when I saw him, I nearly lost my... skritt;
The wink of his eye and the twist of his head,
Convinced me to hide all our brood’s best silver.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And sticking his finger inside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his carpet, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
Merry Wintersday TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

Slightly modified from Season One

ChampionMasquerade.5283

@Evga.2471 said:

@Arcs La Ens.6284 said:
Thank you Santa Charr, for being your glorious and generous self! You make Wintersday even better!

I try to make Wintersday more cheerful for my fellow Tyrian's.

@BnooMaGoo.5690 said:
Dear Santa Charr, I am sorry that Charr was the last race to become a toon for me but I hafta say they won me over with their "wahoo's" off the mounts sometimes. Thanks for your spirit!!

Soon or later you'll never want to stop playing a Charr. Unless you start doing JP (jumping puzzles) with a Charr........ it's bad. Santa Charr doesn't like JP that's why his helper is always doing the Wintersday JP. That little rascal loves the Wintersday JP.

Thank you.

Charr based jump puzzled are truly an art form few can master

Evga.2471

@ChampionMasquerade.5283 said:
Charr based jump puzzled are truly an art form few can master

So true. I can do it on a few jumping puzzles but man do I get frustrated.

Evga.2471

For those new to this thread time is running out to get those comments in. And receive gifts from Santa Charr during the Wintersday event. This thread will be closed on the 14th.

Crystal Paladin.3871

@Evga.2471 said:

@ChampionMasquerade.5283 said:
Charr based jump puzzled are truly an art form few can master

So true. I can do it on a few jumping puzzles but man do I get frustrated.

Try doing the coddler's cove jp with charr. Especially with the quaggan singing in the background "cooo a crabcake just for you" XD

ChampionMasquerade.5283

@Crystal Paladin.3871 said:

@Evga.2471 said:

@ChampionMasquerade.5283 said:
Charr based jump puzzled are truly an art form few can master

So true. I can do it on a few jumping puzzles but man do I get frustrated.

Try doing the coddler's cove jp with charr. Especially with the quaggan singing in the background "cooo a crabcake just for you" XD

I actually did that, but it was not fun

Leo.3428

@Evga.2471 said:
Let's do a barbecue. Has anyone tried dragon meat yet? Wonder if it's an exotic specialty food in a distant land?

There should be some Dragon Rib in Lava at Cook 500... Maybe we'll get that in the Cantha expansion?

By the way, I'm participating only for the fun of the conversation. Let Santa Charr visit the ones more in need of gifts

Evga.2471

@Crystal Paladin.3871 said:
Try doing the coddler's cove jp with charr. Especially with the quaggan singing in the background "cooo a crabcake just for you" XD

Hmm. I'll have to try that one day. I tried the Southsun Cove JP with the Charr I was having a hard time.

@ChampionMasquerade.5283 said:

@Crystal Paladin.3871 said:
Try doing the coddler's cove jp with charr. Especially with the quaggan singing in the background "cooo a crabcake just for you" XD

I actually did that, but it was not fun

Seems like I'm going to have a fun time with it. Great

@Leo.3428 said:

@Evga.2471 said:
Let's do a barbecue. Has anyone tried dragon meat yet? Wonder if it's an exotic specialty food in a distant land?

There should be some Dragon Rib in Lava at Cook 500... Maybe we'll get that in the Cantha expansion?

By the way, I'm participating only for the fun of the conversation. Let Santa Charr visit the ones more in need of gifts

I'm looking forward to this. Trying different foods is always on the list.

Well, sorry there's no escaping. One does not simply leave a comment and not get gifts (Lord of the Rings meme reference). LOL

Evga.2471

Thank you everyone,

For leaving a comment on The Official Santa Charr Thread Season 4!. Have something special in store for all of you to celebrate the fourth season. Hope to see you all in game. Expect to start receiving gifts this weekend.

Evga.2471 here saying:
Thanks again. Hope you all have a wonderful Holiday and Happy New Year. If you do travel this Holiday season to see family and friends please stay safe.

Lets hope 2021 will treat everyone around the world better.

Well that wraps up another Season of The Official Santa Charr Thread. Hope to see you all next year.

Arc Angelus.2109

I want to gently yet firmly caress your antlers. is that weird?

Inculpatus cedo.9234

It's been a difficult year.
Here's hoping this Wintersday brings a bit of joy to everyone.

Evga.2471

@Arc Angelus.2109 said:
I want to gently yet firmly caress your antlers. is that weird?

LOL. Go for it.

@Inculpatus cedo.9234 said:
It's been a difficult year.
Here's hoping this Wintersday brings a bit of joy to everyone.

It has and I hope it does.

If you get comments in after the cut off date / before the thread gets closed. I have to honor those that leave a nice or naughty comment. You will get present from Santa Charr.

This thread is technically closed.

[Deleted User]

Aww! I missed it! Santa Charr is awesome, it was fun getting his mail last year.

Happy Wintersday to all the good Tyrians who did earn a visit from Santa Charr this year!

pat.3026

Thanks Santa for the gifts !