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It's the year 2032 . . .

enkidu.5937enkidu.5937 Member ✭✭✭

. . . and time travels have just been invented. So I decided to travel back in time an write this post. Over the years, drunk kitten trolls kept transferring directly after each relink, and server pops are now decimated down to one single tier left.

During the last relink, a bug occurred that is blocking all transfers. Anet is unable to fix this (yup, still a running gag in 2032^^) and guess what, ppl are enjoying WvW again. Server pops have been trippled over the last few days, and sales of miniature bling bling skins went through the roof =)

Better do it now, Anet!

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  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    And then you realize its not possible to travel forward in time because your very presence here created a new timeline, so you got 12 years until you see the same fix, compared to enjoying GW2 if you had stayed.

    gaggle - /ˈɡaɡ(ə)l/ - noun
    A disorderly group of Asura.
    "The gaggle of Asura tried to agree on whether a phase-shifted thermonuclear energy matrix was sufficiently powerful for a device capable of heating bread"

  • enkidu.5937enkidu.5937 Member ✭✭✭

    @Dawdler.8521 said:
    And then you realize its not possible to travel forward in time because your very presence here created a new timeline, so you got 12 years until you see the same fix, compared to enjoying GW2 if you had stayed.

    Im just passing through, back to 2012 having some hammer time on my guard ----> :p

  • TinkTinkPOOF.9201TinkTinkPOOF.9201 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Sviel.7493 said:
    Did they give any Alliance updates in those 12 years?

    He stated that there is only one tier left, so no, they didn't, still the same server links and not guild Alliances, which is the only thing that makes this post so believable.

    "When you power creep the game and make it so that spam gameplay is nearly as effective as deep knowledge and nuance, the quality of players will decrease." -Exedore

  • Chaba.5410Chaba.5410 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @enkidu.5937 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:
    And then you realize its not possible to travel forward in time because your very presence here created a new timeline, so you got 12 years until you see the same fix, compared to enjoying GW2 if you had stayed.

    Im just passing through, back to 2012 having some hammer time on my guard ----> :p

    Man, that's rough putting yourself through all that disappointment again.

  • LetoII.3782LetoII.3782 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Chaba.5410 said:

    @enkidu.5937 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:
    And then you realize its not possible to travel forward in time because your very presence here created a new timeline, so you got 12 years until you see the same fix, compared to enjoying GW2 if you had stayed.

    Im just passing through, back to 2012 having some hammer time on my guard ----> :p

    Man, that's rough putting yourself through all that disappointment again.

    But he has so much to look forward to, like all those people on Curse Forums telling him Anet only had WvW on the back burner until the expansion came out.. And how impatient we were being <,<

    [HUNT] the predatory instinct

  • Veprovina.4876Veprovina.4876 Member ✭✭✭✭

    Does mirage still have 1 dodge in the future?

  • kamikharzeeh.8016kamikharzeeh.8016 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Chaba.5410 said:

    @enkidu.5937 said:

    @Dawdler.8521 said:
    And then you realize its not possible to travel forward in time because your very presence here created a new timeline, so you got 12 years until you see the same fix, compared to enjoying GW2 if you had stayed.

    Im just passing through, back to 2012 having some hammer time on my guard ----> :p

    Man, that's rough putting yourself through all that disappointment again.

    imagine if anet would actually have a clue about the meta stuff and have only nerfed cc-dmg and dmg coefficients that hard on weapons that are most commonly used, so offmeta builds would have become possible.

    in year 2032 we'll probably still ask "Alliances when", anet still be seeking someone who "fixes Wvw and spvp" and probably still no dev even accidently visiting this subforum :)

  • Justine.6351Justine.6351 Member ✭✭✭✭

    But what about shattered aegis? 😂

    Anet buff me :-(
    Make me good at game!

  • in 2032 there will be far more interesting mmorpg .

  • ArchonWing.9480ArchonWing.9480 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Justine.6351 said:
    But what about shattered aegis? 😂

    It became meta in 2029 but then got removed from the game 2 months later as part of the bidecade balance patch.

  • Justine.6351Justine.6351 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @ledernierrempart.6871 said:
    in 2032 there will be far more interesting mmorpg .

    Guild wars classic?

    Anet buff me :-(
    Make me good at game!

  • Dawdler.8521Dawdler.8521 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Justine.6351 said:

    @ledernierrempart.6871 said:
    in 2032 there will be far more interesting mmorpg .

    Guild wars classic?

    No, Camelot Unchained probably.

    gaggle - /ˈɡaɡ(ə)l/ - noun
    A disorderly group of Asura.
    "The gaggle of Asura tried to agree on whether a phase-shifted thermonuclear energy matrix was sufficiently powerful for a device capable of heating bread"

  • Chaba.5410Chaba.5410 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Justine.6351 said:
    But what about shattered aegis? 😂

    In the year 2525, if man is still alive...

  • Super Hayes.6890Super Hayes.6890 Member ✭✭✭✭

    What about our Alliance threads? Are they still on the first page?

    The next time you get angry at someone try walking a mile in their shoes. After that, who cares! You're a mile away and you have their shoes! -Someone with more awesome quotes than me