[need help to choose profession] WvW - clouding with a twist

Excelsior all,

Like many players I would like to get the point of view of the community about which profession might fit me the best.

What I am looking for is a WvW build with numerous AoE and very good mobility to fight against zergs.If possible I would like the build to be self sufficient in term of boons. ( sounds pretty god-like requirements right ?)BUTthe twist is .... that I however dont care about the DPS of the build (yes, yes).

I like to play WvW with my own grotesque builds in solo (no worries, I change to meta classes if in zergs).I had tons of fun playing scrapper flamethrowers and getting salty PM were the icing on the cake.
I am currently playing scrapper grenades.

Would you have any fun / non-META recommandation ?I have all the professions and elites unlocked.

Thanks !

What's the point of self buffing if you don't want high dps? There's also no meta for clouding since clouding is supposed to counter the meta.

http://gw2skills.net/editor/?PGQAYlJw8YKsKWJO+KntNA-zVRYBRBTM4yIzCo0EQlB-w

Its got aoe like you wanted

@Eodh.8529 said:the twist is .... that I however dont care about the DPS of the build (yes, yes).

Meaninga. You just want a big burst and that's it?orb. You just want to tag things for leeching purposes and that's it?

ele and guard are great options