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[BUG; 4/1/21] Cannot kill Mischievous Child

And it's absolutely terrible!

Yesterday, I was doing my favourite, high stakes event Casino Rush in Amnoon. Now, we all know this is already a difficult event, where if you afk on your boon herald, a ginormous Choya Pinata will appear that tries to eat you. But, I noticed a new problem with it that's even worse:

I can't kill the children.

That's right: Those terrible little rascals with their balloon launchers and its unpurgeable slow effect are perpetually green. Now, I don't know about you, but I feel a clear and present danger when I'm knocked down ingame, or my HP is whittled away 1-10 points at a time by those oddly indestructible catapults. Below are some screenshots of various strategies I have tried to get those darn kids off my beautiful Las Vegas lawn:

My default tactic: 111111111

https://imgur.com/cUbmpkS

The Wil E. Coyote Approach

https://imgur.com/ogIl8tj

The Snowcrows Special

https://imgur.com/QOavudt

Hitting them with the blunt end of my flamethrower and screaming incoherently

https://imgur.com/6MAqSja

As you can see, none of these work! Please, Anet, let us kill them! For the children!