You know you've played too much Guild Wars 2 when....

• You tell yourself to stop tormenting yourself, and your next thought is: "I need condi cleanse."
• You finish your chores for the day, and expect to find 2 Gold lying around.
• You search your wallet for a dollar every time you need to change your shirt or your pants or your shoes or your hat, etc.
• Your boss comes over to you, and you think he says (or maybe he does say,): "Commander, a word."

Your turn. XD

You find out that leaping off a cliff is more fun in gw2 than real life.....

When you realize that you'll never, ever actually outrun a centaur.

When you want to leave your home, but you can't find the little door icon.

You played too much, when you believe that candy corn is "delicious"

Your first draft response to this was really, really depressing, so you start over again.

@notebene.3190 said:Your first draft response to this was really, really depressing, so you start over again.

I want to read a polished draft! :P

When you run around in a bikini during a snowstorm

When you think a bikini is a suitable armor to get into a fight with

When you think trenchcoats don't look too bad

When you take a leap and the glider won't deploy.

when you eat a pie and you think it will keep you fed for exactly 30 minutes.

you wake up in the morning and wonder if you still have enough transmutation charges to get dressed

@Ayakaru.6583 said:-... when you eat a pie and you think it will keep you fed for exactly 30 minutes.

That was even before Guild Wars so :p :p

My ears...

I get in the cab - "Can you take me to Stonemistaaaaaocklands"

A shopping centre near by is called Stocklands.

You camp infront of your superior/collegue hoping the next dynamic event will start soon.You pet other peoples dogs in public, because you want to complete that heart-quest.You attack a pidgeon/mouse/butterfly with a hammer, because you want to see high dps for once.You throw your mails out of the window, because you beleive the carrier grabs them and delivers them.You try to explain your boss that your mail carrier should have arrived days ago and it is porbably just sever-lagg.You wake up in the emergency-room, after you tried to get the Spirited Drinker title.You ask your friends in the hospital, how many drinks are left.You ask for more drinks, although your friends and the doctors explain to you, that another attempt may cost your life.You accept that risk, knowing that you can always escape the domain of the lost.You get kicked out of the local church for shouting "Praise Joko!" during the ceremony, because you were looking for another secret achievement.You hit the cactus of friends you visit, because you want to finish another heart-quest.You lose your job for ignoring orders, which do not start with "Your Mad King says ..."You climb on trees and buildings to steal bird eggs, because you want complete the griffon quest.You ask your 7yo cousin to lend you her rabbit, so you can reach that egg on top of the radio tower.You get kicked out of the local casino, for eating their coins.You purchase a saddle and try to mount your raptor.You ask the vendor, why your raptor does not spawn.You ask the vendor, why he sells a saddle without a mount.

You try and pan the camera to see behind you while you're walking down the road.

You move around when a bunch of leaves obstruct your view, instead of simply pushing them away with your hands... B)

You're wondering why you're out of breath after trying to run continuouslyYou come across a watermelon and are surprised when it doesn't try to attack youWear a commander tag over your head so your friends know where to meet up with youGo to your bank and try to withdraw weaponsTry to magically spawn a griffon out of your kitten when your car's out of gasThink that orange sign on the side of the road is a dynamic event notification

@Cynn.1659 said:

• You played too much, when you believe that candy corn is "delicious"

i can eat pounds full of the stuff, it really is delicious.

You start referring to your car as your mount.You wear steel-toed shoes to work because they offer better armor protection.You begin carrying around a shovel, pick, and axe just in case you find a rich node at work.You're always looking how to flank your boss for for a tactical advantage.

You begin referring to your co-workers as meat shields.

When you start rubbing someones feet when they need assistance or perished, expecting them to be thankful.When you plan to hike through the most inhospitable mountains in your most fashionable outfit. Without freezing. Without needing any food or drink.When you mindlessly follow someone just because they wear a badge. When you expect all others to do the same.When you throw jars of pheromones to random strangers waiting in the line expecting them to start loving you.

Some thief stole your wallet, you stomped him, be he ain't no butter in his jacket.If you're asked what breed your dog is, you answer "Krytan Drakehound".

You're so hungry, you could eat a whole dolyak.

When you run around town with random bits of food for stray cats, hoping they will come back to your "home" instance.

You get excited when flax is available in the bulk foods aisle, at a discount.

When you have some place to go to irl and you can't waypoint to it

You look for the graphics options, only to find that real life has none.

Every day you your daily then you realize you need 200 more gold for your griffon and because POF has re-playable value and there is not a single world boss you log out to watch a movie.