[NA][PvX]Intense Pleasure [Mmm] - chill guild LFM filthy casuals to insomniacs. New/vet all welcome — Guild Wars 2 Forums

[NA][PvX]Intense Pleasure [Mmm] - chill guild LFM filthy casuals to insomniacs. New/vet all welcome

Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭
edited October 20, 2018 in Looking For Guild

Every guild has a history.


A little too much about us

  • Our guild starts with 4 loners got caught up in guild politics. We got hurt, left, and went our own ways for awhile till I got sick of playing with my bean alone. So I turned my personal bank into an official guild.
    It was just a few weeks before PoF release, but a year later, we sit on Windswept Haven’s face at level 57.
    If some skip getting laid to join a specific guild event, you know how much Intense Pleasure we’re pumping out.
    This is going to be slong. If you don’t read and swallow it all, you clearly don’t deserve us. Spitters are quitters >:]
    Since a lot of us been switching jobs/moving to different states, we also filtered 1/3 of the inactive, it’s that time to refresh our roster a bit. We’d do that before we filter another 1/3 inactive next month. Because they’ve been gone for months before that, which is far too long by now.
    TL;DR make sure that you see Potential Members part below and check out the time table to see if we’re able to play together.

  • This will not only be a home for me and my homies, but also for filthy casuals and drama free folks alike.
    You want to get online and enjoy every kitten perks of the game, minus any sort of drama? You’ve come to the right place.
    Why solo when you can have an extra hand for rubbing? Why run with people nagging like your co-workers? Or who treat this like a second job? Why so serious?
    Come on, the whole guild thing should be fun, not supposed to be depressing or dramatic. The choice is in your hand. (Prefer a clean one.)

  • We're on the thick side (mind you ;]), but not overly populated so we have a chance to get to know you from your head to your toe. Mmm.
    We have players from Murica, Canada, Aussie, Kiwi, some in Pacific Ocean countries, lurkers from Europe and army folks stationed in hard-to-reach locations.
    The fact that people in remote areas try to bypass security and sneak in our Discord voice, plus how many gamer grills we have is a big testament for how fun we are as a guild.
    We also make many discoveries that we're proud of, like this.

  • Our primary goal is to mentor new/returning players and fuel their passion. So they can pick up the pace and get to know each other dirty little secrets better.
    This is from one guildie, quoted from our Discord: “i've had the game since early 2013 or 2014 and barely leveled one account to 80 and despite buying HOT on launch i never played it very much at all despite my professed "love" for the game, but once i joined this guild it gave me a reason to play, it reminded me of all the things i had enjoyed and the sense of community that made guild wars 2 special."
    Some people found their way to our post on either the reddit or forum. Other than that, we singlehandedly pick our members so we know exactly what we're looking for and the personalities that suit our standards. For that, we barely have any internal problem.

  • Our motto is play the game, not the meta. Join for the fun, and stay for the pleasure. You’re highly encouraged to run builds that scream your personality instead of everyone running the same boring meta.
    We have an absolutely no repping environment because we know people tend to rep a max-level guild to get the benefits. Understandable. We’re getting frisky for awhile now and would love to get to doing 69 soon. We never fail to level up every week, plus with active guild missions, there's no doubt we'd get there soon.
    We have members who rep 98% of their other guild(s) but run 87% of their time with us.
    Repping a guild to us is to show off which hole you're from, it shouldn't be a dealbreaker. Although we lie a little. You need to rep us during our guild missions, guild events, and especially childbirths so we can receive the credits.

  • We're working professionals and we understand time is of the essence. Or if you can only play a little naughty every night, you probably don't want to waste it with an unfit group of people. We want to improve ourselves as players but we don't want it to be our second job. We wanna have fun getting it on.
    One thing we’ve seen many guilds making mistakes is that there are so many cliques.
    People always run together stating "group of friends" then how the heck new people feel they’re a part of? And why did you even recruit when you clearly had no intention to play with them?
    We however try very hard to break far from that, and to create an active, welcoming, and chillax environment. Which to us is a very, very difficult task to maintain. Here we have my friends, your friends, and they're getting to know each other to become "our" friends.
    If a newbie regarding being shy can jump head first in voice chat, start asking questions, and/or want to run things with others, then you can do it too. You'll feel like home and people here open their arms to you, and help you out with what they know.
    If there's any heated moment, we talk it out like grown-ups instead of dropping, playing the cold war game aka no talking, or fueling unnecessary drama due to misunderstandings. We'd rather the people that listen to 2 sides of a coin before making their final decision rather than judging quickly in 2s. And because of this, we barely have any beef between guild mates.

  • We’ve groomed so many generations of players now, especially social anxiety and loners.
    We’re proud to bite them lightly so they could be open to even pugging for group contents.
    When they improve and best themselves, they play with other high end guilds now, but still check up on us and see how we're doing. That’s the type of relationship, community we are to uphold on our end of the bargain even if we’re not together anymore. There’s no kitten promise, and, or, but, there’s only hardwork and the result you’ll see as you slowly become a part of (make sure to bring some extra protection and lube if needed).

  • Guild website is up and running. It's a big, bad, outdated website.
    Eventually, we're aspired to make it into one of those so-called Snow Crows but for noobs, casuals, and funsies uptime.
    Of course, we will need coders and graphic designers in the future for this little big feature.
    Our ancient website hasn't been updated since its release, aka since the guild release. But it has a huge base from all the drop-down menus that we hope you will find useful if you need some quick fixer upper Ctrl+F reference.
    It has a lot of DIY contents, so you don’t get lost and drowned like you’d do on the Wiki. Like one of our guild mates said: "dude thisa website is super informative :open_mouth:"
    https://intensepleasure.wordpress.com


What we do

  • We're very passionate lovers when it comes to instanced PvE like fractals.
    The scratching, biting, pinching type of passion. It is one of the most rewarding end game contents, and open to those who own none of the expansions to certain levels. Which is why we chose it to be our main PvE focus apart from other PvE open world contents.
    Since the guild's establishment, we run fractal training nightly and has trained approximately over 102 people now on different tiers, with pugs and ex guildies included.
    We strike to level the majority to tier 4, or at least tier 3. So nobody has to pick up groups. Ever again. Because PUGs can be painful. We actually groom players to tier 3 to make sure they know mechanics, and not play with them once or twice and cast them out like stray dogs like most fractal guilds. Just because you're in a guild with full of fractalers, it doesn't mean 50% of them know what they're doing. No offense though, it's just the truth since I've been there done that.
    I personally run fractal trainings, and CM trainings on Sundays.
    However, if you have a group of 3-4 players, I could escort you for training runs on most evenings of weekdays (except CMs) around 9-10pm CDT. Other vets also group up with new players from time to time to play together.
    Absolutely no experience nor gears required to start doing group contents. And you don’t even have to be level 80 to start training with us. So no excuses!
    Do say something in guild chat/Discord before LFG because we want to binge watch with you. We're happy to help/mentor whether it's t1 or t4. That's the point of having guildies, right? Bring in the kitten!

  • We are chillax sPvPers. Some of us used to be/are in gold/platinum divisions, duo/put up against top 30, or on the sPvP leaderboard ourselves.
    Now we mostly play unranked for funsies, especially for daily completion or occasional sPvP guild missions. No salt, just sweetness. One grill even manages to eat chocolate cake in plat rank matches. Smh.
    Let's be real, sPvP is only fun with friends even if getting killed and stomped en masse. Just being on voice comm and hear the girls freak out, scream, and laugh are more than enough fun for one night stand.
    We also exchange homemade/theory crafting builds on our Discord to expand our knowledge little by little.

  • We embrace drinking metas/fungeons/raids (Have to adult in order to join. Although it's not always involved drinking).
    "Alcoholism not required but strongly encouraged".
    We run dungeons because they’re nostalgic. We have cool-headed dungeoneers who can teach you anything you need to know about sex dungeons, and more. We're trying to make kitten dungeons fun dungeons a thing again. Because fungeons are one of the best places to test builds, get rekt, and/or get familiar with a new class before end-game contents ever happen. There are also lots of achieves and achievement points for doing dungeons! Reeeeeee.
    They're also free access to people who don't own any expansions. Currently we're running them quite spontaneous but usually on the weekends since people would have more free time to sip on them drinks without passing out at work like I do. Just ask around, see if we can slip something in between the sheets.

  • We did raid, the choo choo train one boss/week until no one signed up for it anymore due to time commitment and different time zones aren’t helpful.
    To us, raids should be a big bad orgy with full of laughters, and trials. No gear check, however, require matching underwear (if you happen to wear them at all).
    Off-meta builds are acceptable, as long as you pull the numbers, or at least know which side of your face to smash against the keyboard.
    Our stand for raiding is that we're not Gods and can't pull dead weights. We also understand meta is the optimal standard. At the same time, meta shouldn't hinder you from joining or learning the mechanics just because you're new and you don't have a big wallet in-game to afford these fancy panties. We run off-meta from time to time. We're open minded in and outside of the boudoir, are we not? It's just you could get something similar for a lot less and can still play and enjoy the content. We may have performed far better than other training runs, simply because people run on a class they are absolutely in love with.
    Now we do late night shenanigan training on Sat night at times. Have yet to spot a good time frame to do them consistently, sadly. But we’d keep on spawning them trainings, just another no good reason for our playerbase to get together when we get a chance.
    So right now raiding is happening weekly, but if we don't have enough bodies, or the atmosphere is shifting towards something else, we'd group up and do whatever floats the boat. That and/or depend on 2 of our raid trainers.

  • Girl missions run on Friday night, starting @9/10pm CDT.
    We have 6-13+ volunteers each week and it’s never ded like most guilds. We want to move grill missions to a different night because of WvW reset hours. Although most people just save that time slot to catch up with us, so we keep going on Friday night.
    Our girl missions can be activated at any given time, day or night by a lot of members. You don't even have to wait for any officer if you can't join the official run. Just ask around, group up and do some to get your own guild commendations. We tend to run it twice during a week or at least rerun for people so they have credits. Discord is highly required for better team sexicommunication.

  • We have bring-your-own-booze events every single Saturday night and it's when the Discord is the most crowded night with kitten and giggles. We of course promise you no satisfaction (Since our insurance doesn’t cover for it. Yet. It also varies from individual experiences but the majority came).

  • So far we've run Dragon's Stand drinking meta, finding Princess, group jumping puzzles, guild races, choo choo slo-mo trains, Becky wanna smash sPvP game night, drunk hardcore Arah. (We have hard proof for Arah but our vid was taken off Twitch cuz recorder wasn't a partner and the vid was on there for awhile. Many oofs. Why don’t you join, get kitten face and record with us then?)
    In preparation is the guild karaoke. And in the near future, we'll have guild hide and seek, guild truth or dare, guild card game night, more guild races, etc. With each event, we invent our own rules for peeps to take a shot/sip if they’re drinking.


Potential members

  • 21+. Yes, our bouncers will ID check you upon joining. And in order to apply for the 'Gamer Grill' tag on Discord, you have to send nudes to Deddy.
    We’re not “family friendly” or boarding school vibe guild that you can’t even say a kitten swear word. We're also not an ERP (erotic roleplay) guild as much as our guild tag implies. Don't be too excited.
    There’ll be banters, F bomb, C bomb, you name it. We're very classy though, we only drop them on special occasions. Or not.
    We just prefer ourselves to be pacifiers and realists. There's no filter around here, at the same time, we're not sailors. So we would somewhat prefer you to not be a bad one. We keep our Discord clean from kitten and too much vulgarity. That’s about it.
    We have quite a crowd in their sexy 30s while the rest are 23+, women and men. There’s of course some exceptions for babes in their 19 and 20. Have to get either kissable lips or a spankable derrière.
    Anyone at any level new/experienced with some common sense. People who want a no stress zone, and laid back community to casually play some contents together, you are all very welcome.

  • DO NOT talk about anime. It’ll likely go on for hours and kill phone battery of others.

  • You'd be encouraged to get on Discord with us. This is very important because we tend to have Discord on while playing, even if we play different games/game contents.
    It's ok if you don't have a microphone, or under rl circumstances, you’re not allowed to talk. We will never force you to do anything you're not comfy with. The girls, however, may "sexually" harass you if you don't talk dirty to them (You wish).
    You can just listen to us and comment in guild chat, tons of people do that until they feel safe enough to just breathe into the microphone as a form of saying hi. We understand wholeheartedly if your voice may cause certain body reactions and that's what you're afraid of.
    Discord just makes training runs/guild missions/most group contents 10 times much smoother with voice comm. And we're here to do group contents, so that's that. Plus, you don't have to type while eating/drinking, do something so dirty we're afraid to mention here while try to do a rotation of 11111111111 at the same time, etc.
    It also gives others a chance to get to know you or else we'd just chatting like acquaintances in those 400+ member guilds.

  • We don't judge a book by its cover and have been recruiting people who just turned into new moms/dads, couples, LGBTQA, etc.
    We want our community to be rich with different backgrounds, stories and even accents. Our peeps are mature oriented, at the same time we don't take kitten seriously since this is a game and casual at its best too.
    We also group up to play other games, like D3, Smite, BDO, Monster Hunter World at times. But GW2 remains our babe for the rich lore, endless exploration, group events and various activities to do.

  • There's only one thing to strictly keep in mind is to respect others, regarding of their genders, statuses, races, nationalities, religions, or sexual orientations.
    We maybe beautiful for our own good but we don't want to be featured in a soap opera series. For that, we don’t tolerate drama, sexism, harassment, or verbal abuse under any case, especially against our female part of the population, in which we have quite a growing number. Proof!. We're proud to say we have none cat fights since our release and voice chat usually have at least 1-5 grills.

  • Since work/school gets in the way during the day, we often get online and play after reset
    (Reset is 7pm CDT). So we'll want anyone who can fit these bills

          * OCX time zones, Aussies: 11:30am – 5:30pm ACST. Kiwis: 3pm – 9pm NZDT. 
          * Around 8-9pm CDT until 2-3am CDT. NA insomniacs, where you at?
    
  • Aren't you tired when joining a new guild and get asked to represent them? Like huh? You barely know anybody there. Or if you're a big lurker, and let's face it, you never really run anything with your 400+ member guilds. You're either there for the max guild hall benefits and eventually leave because they’re glorified map chats that you can’t keep up with.
    Or end up playing with yourself too often because your smaller guilds are too dang small to satisfy you have anyone to play with. It's just noone is online it seems.
    Time to put an end to all that misery, hiding, and lurking. Come out and play, you * censored *. Although our thick, medium size might not reflect anything because we have mems that are inactive. Like we stated, we’d wait for a month before thinning 1/3 of the guild again since they been gone much longer than that. No fret. We have a rich vein of ore you’d want to swing a few times for extra experiences while we wait for more open spots.

  • We won't ask 100 first date questions when you join/apply.
    Consider us an upscale lounge. Come, have a few drinks on the house and get kitten up. Jk.
    Hang out and get to know each other better, shall we? That's always a good start.
    Ask for an invite and we'd provide one. Ask for any extra service, we will charge depend on the hour. Jk.
    Not what you're looking for? Our door is open 24/7. No hard feeling.
    We require some common sense, humor, and when it’s needed, you’re not afraid to get down and get dirty.
    If you read this far (we secretly hope you do, eggtart), and you've been nodding with a few things being said and soon to be done, that is more than enough to show our chemistry. We hope to expand that chemistry into a beautiful relationship. The deeper the better. (That's what she said.)

  • If any of the above hits your Gspot, or we sound like your kind of party, whisper in my ear your account name (ex: NUDE.1234), or show off your sexiest character name you've got. Or simply comment here if you're an exhibitionist.
    We cannot wait to bend you over, and do all these wonderful things to you that you can't wait to experience yourself. We know you're biting your bottom lip just thinking about our moist offer now.
    We wish you an incredible day/night wherever you are.
    We also thank you for your precious time to tap into this enormous zone post and consider us. And of course be stupidly brave enough to apply since this is rather an odd recruitment post.
    Sometimes people just don't click no matter what. If you pass us by, we wish you nothing but the best of luck in finding your future home. If you have further questions regarding our guild, feel free to shoot them. We'll get to you as soon as we are able to. We're waiting patiently for your reply. Until then

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Comments

  • bersy.4501 might be interested

  • Hit me up, I'm eastern time zone so I might be of no use but then I again I only COME one time of the year!!(Get it? ANNUALsquatch) hahah

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @bersy.4501 said:
    bersy.4501 might be interested

    sending an invite~ cya around!

    @AnnualSquatch.5170 said:
    Hit me up, I'm eastern time zone so I might be of no use but then I again I only COME one time of the year!!(Get it? ANNUALsquatch) hahah

    ooh la la. we may have to make that occasion extra special since you only come once =p invite sent!

  • I am interested in joining as well. It seems like a very... intimate experience full of fun. plus i am alone..............soo......theres that....annnnyways yes
    LovesLost.5390 if you wish to hit me up pretty new to game though as a forewarning sorry in advance

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @LovesLost.5390 said:
    I am interested in joining as well. It seems like a very... intimate experience full of fun. plus i am alone..............soo......theres that....annnnyways yes
    LovesLost.5390 if you wish to hit me up pretty new to game though as a forewarning sorry in advance

    or it was fun i should say xd kinda calm down and a bit quiet since everyone is laying low still. but everything else i can run you through if you have trouble finding. don't forget about our guild website too =]
    cya around soon!

  • Hey i was seeing if you were still looking for members? Just started playing again, been playing off and on since gw2 came out, but havent really found a guild that stuck around. MY sn gpchopstix.6813

  • SimplyFresh.1492SimplyFresh.1492 Member
    edited June 5, 2018

    Hello, I am interested in joining. I haven't played GW2 since Heart of Thorns first released, but I'm starting to get back into this game and I'm loving it very much. My name is SimplyFresh.1492

    Also, do I need to be in the same server as the Guild? I am on Tarnished Coast.

  • Hi, I'm a filthy casual learning the game and I really like the attitude and mentality behind your guild and was wondering if I could get an invite? Shovelkin.3706

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @gpchopstix.6813 said:
    Hey i was seeing if you were still looking for members? Just started playing again, been playing off and on since gw2 came out, but havent really found a guild that stuck around. MY sn gpchopstix.6813

    hope you'll stick around this time. i sent ya an invite in-game. see you around =]

    @SimplyFresh.1492 said:
    Hello, I am interested in joining. I haven't played GW2 since Heart of Thorns first released, but I'm starting to get back into this game and I'm loving it very much. My name is SimplyFresh.1492

    Also, do I need to be in the same server as the Guild? I am on Tarnished Coast.

    this game is very casual and nice to play with friends. servers aren't a thing unless you play wvw game mode. but soon there won't be any more megaservers since devs are working on the new system that is for guild vs guild and alliances alike.

    @Shovelkin.3706 said:
    Hi, I'm a filthy casual learning the game and I really like the attitude and mentality behind your guild and was wondering if I could get an invite? Shovelkin.3706

    i sent chu an invite in-game. see you soon =]

  • Im definitely interested

  • I really interested with this guild, been looking for guilds but idk which guild i could stay with. I want to join with my bf too if possible xD
    Both of us are from SEA timezone, i usually play at random time, but possibly i play at night. But my bf is playing at random times too since he is working. Both of us are filthy casual, but i'm a returning player, and my bf is a new player.
    If you're okay with this condition, here's my bf ID : handjoko.1735

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @Wizardauz.3761 said:
    Im definitely interested

    sent ya in invite in-game. see you soon!

    @Luraissu.9681 said:
    I really interested with this guild, been looking for guilds but idk which guild i could stay with. I want to join with my bf too if possible xD
    Both of us are from SEA timezone, i usually play at random time, but possibly i play at night. But my bf is playing at random times too since he is working. Both of us are filthy casual, but i'm a returning player, and my bf is a new player.
    If you're okay with this condition, here's my bf ID : handjoko.1735

    i used to work nightshift so when i'm awake, it's night time for SEA xD but it's not an option anymore sadly.
    although it may fit you guys since we have players play at random times too. lol. also our late night would be your late afternoon so that may work out? who knows.
    we just want a home to interact with others mostly. i sent invites to you both xD

  • SnickersZ.3026SnickersZ.3026 Member
    edited June 8, 2018

    Hey im hella interested in joining up with you guys! this would be my first proper guild and it seems like it would be a good first experience. Im a probably as filthy as it gets when it comes to casual i don even have world completion :astonished: but i really do love the idea of a close knit friend guild. I live right in NA central time so i should be okay with the times, itd be really nice to get to talk to you a little! ID: SnickersZ.3026

  • I'm returning, I played way back when GW2 was launched, been to other MMOs but I feel like giving this another shot. I'd love an invite if you guys are still accepting members!

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @SnickersZ.3026 said:
    Hey im hella interested in joining up with you guys! this would be my first proper guild and it seems like it would be a good first experience. Im a probably as filthy as it gets when it comes to casual i don even have world completion :astonished: but i really do love the idea of a close knit friend guild. I live right in NA central time so i should be okay with the times, itd be really nice to get to talk to you a little! ID: SnickersZ.3026

    yay to first proper guild! it'll be my very pleasure to tear your first stamp.
    i give up on it. got 2% map completion in more than a year. lol.
    i'll pull your Snickers close up and send an invite =D cya soon.
    we usually do our t4s quick then training t1s right after. and if anyone up for more, play some chill sPvP then bed time. i run more stuff on Sundays like hp train or whatever events everyone's fancy. our time is matchy. we should be good =D

    @deadsyeren.9583 said:
    I'm returning, I played way back when GW2 was launched, been to other MMOs but I feel like giving this another shot. I'd love an invite if you guys are still accepting members!

    hii. welcome back! yes, we're still inviting. half of our guildies are here but not "really here" since they're in their new guild, just spying on us mostly.
    we need more players to play the game with =]
    this MMO is pretty casual. it's nice to play. i'm sending you an invite. cya soon!

  • if yall still adding new peeps i wanna join as well ! Kachup.6974 hit me up !!

  • I've played off and on for past 3 or so years, mostly because i did things solo and it dragged out, felt like it was time for a change of pace. I want to get into learning the dungeons/fractals/raids/etc.

    If yall are still inviting more, i'm game.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @Kachup.6974 said:
    if yall still adding new peeps i wanna join as well ! Kachup.6974 hit me up !!

    i added you in game. cya around Kachup =]

    @Tapri.1372 said:
    I've played off and on for past 3 or so years, mostly because i did things solo and it dragged out, felt like it was time for a change of pace. I want to get into learning the dungeons/fractals/raids/etc.

    If yall are still inviting more, i'm game.

    i solo for the longest as well. joined guild but mostly just doing my own thing till i got involved and the drama scured me. lol try to rebuild our home better this time.
    i'm sending you an invite. hope to play some more soon!

  • I am very interested in joining up, long-time soloer looking for some friends to play with seems like a fun group!

  • Interested in joining! My friend and I have recently started playing (he's coming back after a long time, I'm taking over a family members account). We've played World of Warcraft for about a decade (separately till a few years ago) and have decided we need a new game. We were very into raiding and the new hardcore dungeons they introduced last xpac and are looking for a good guild to get started into Fractals in GW2.

    Would love to join a group of fun people!

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @Heldanex.7405 said:
    I am very interested in joining up, long-time soloer looking for some friends to play with seems like a fun group!

    come on in. hope to see ya soon in game =]

    @Alienrazor.3106 said:
    Interested in joining! My friend and I have recently started playing (he's coming back after a long time, I'm taking over a family members account). We've played World of Warcraft for about a decade (separately till a few years ago) and have decided we need a new game. We were very into raiding and the new hardcore dungeons they introduced last xpac and are looking for a good guild to get started into Fractals in GW2.

    Would love to join a group of fun people!

    welcome! if you leave your friend account name, i'd invite him as well. we can train raids if we have enough people signing up and joining since it's a 10 man content and on a timer. as much as casual as we can get, gonna need some big kitten dps. haha. but fractals are nice introductions into raids and they have lots of mechanics to learn too.
    hope you find it fun here.

  • Am filthy casual. Would be interested in joining.
    I've played on and off since early 2013 and got really into it back around PoF release, had a falling out with some friends/FFXIV former-raid members, then left until recently. Only at 72 mastery rip.
    I'm interested in learning raids and more fractals, although, I can't pick a main now to save my life. I played Chrono before PoF released, but with all of the new specs, I'm just too interested in too many to decide.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    hey there, welcome back! i had a fall out with some friends too. i know exactly how it feels. but would love to just rebuild our casual bunch again and chill through contents in game.
    we run fractal trainings nightly. a bit late on CST time since i get home from work late. but hop on and join the Discord, it'll be our main comm during the runs.
    you could test out a character in pvp lobby. it'll max out both elite specs. so you can have time to play around without any commitment. then find something you fancy and get the elite trained. we usually run hp trains on Sunday afternoon/evening.
    as far as our new recruits, a lot are still new to end game contents so we've yet to set foot in raids. it's a 10 man content and with more mechanics than fractals and require a lot of teamwork. although, i've been talking with some of my officers and they'd like to run one sometime soon =] sent ya an invite. cya around soon o/

  • hey this sounds fun could you send me an invite or pm when you can

  • Nox.6785Nox.6785 Member

    Sounds like my kind of party. Leave the lights on and the pants off, cheers. Nox.6785

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @Jibbles.4385 said:
    hey this sounds fun could you send me an invite or pm when you can

    sent ya one =p

    @Nox.6785 said:
    Sounds like my kind of party. Leave the lights on and the pants off, cheers. Nox.6785

    ooh baby. i'm leaving the lights on. hope you find your way here. mmm

  • Tron.1763Tron.1763 Member ✭✭
    edited June 24, 2018

    REMOVED per IJS

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    there's a lil problem. i invited you before. you left within an hour or so of joining. so i'm not sure you'd stay this time or just going to guild hopping.

  • Sirreelz.2375Sirreelz.2375 Member
    edited June 22, 2018

    Hi! I'm a fairly new player without any guilds interested in learning a lot more about the game! Add/PM me if you are still looking for newer players Sirreelz.2375

  • Hello! I saw you respond to my LFGuild post and I would be more than happy to join :D

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @Sirreelz.2375 said:
    Hi! I'm a fairly new player without any guilds interested in learning a lot more about the game! Add/PM me if you are still looking for newer players Sirreelz.2375

    hey. welcome to the game. install discord and throw questions whenever. also don't forget about our website https://intensepleasure.wordpress.com

    @XxkutKOOLkillaxX.6250 said:
    Hello! I saw you respond to my LFGuild post and I would be more than happy to join :D

    invited ya. wait, saw you already. lol. have fun!

  • Hey! would be glad to join you guys, new player willing to learn about fractals and such! =)

  • Sounds fun! Send an invite when you can!

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @Samus Aran.2467 said:
    Hey! would be glad to join you guys, new player willing to learn about fractals and such! =)

    hey there. welcome! i run fractal trainings almost nightly now unless i get home from work very late and can't run much besides my own dailies xd

    @tokidoki.5372 said:
    Sounds fun! Send an invite when you can!

    sent ya an invite. see you around! make sure to install Discord.

  • I'm interested, been looking for a SoS guild for a while since returning.

  • sleepyweasel.3157sleepyweasel.3157 Member
    edited July 13, 2018

    This guild sounds like it hits all of the right spots.

    I left the game a few years ago for many of the reasons you described, and I'm glad there are people out there who feel the same way I do about the game. Back with a few 80s and just finished HoT PoF and LS content. Now looking for great people to play end game content and screw around with on fun drunken weekend nights. Just like college, only now I can afford better beer.

    Count me in if you're still looking for people to join - same goes for my better half:

    sleepyweasel.3157
    AsteredOceans.1437

  • Just quitted WoW hardcore raiding and now im in search of a good guild to give me a home. I mainly play guardian and really interested in world activities and raiding.

    Im interested.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭
    edited July 14, 2018

    @Subsparx.3768 said:
    I'm interested, been looking for a SoS guild for a while since returning.

    hi there. i sent ya an invite. although we're not a wvw raiding guild. if you want to group up and roam sometimes, that can be achievable too!

    @sleepyweasel.3157 said:
    This guild sounds like it hits all of the right spots.

    I left the game a few years ago for many of the reasons you described, and I'm glad there are people out there who feel the same way I do about the game. Back with a few 80s and just finished HoT PoF and LS content. Now looking for great people to play end game content and screw around with on fun drunken weekend nights. Just like college, only now I can afford better beer.

    Count me in if you're still looking for people to join - same goes for my better half:

    sleepyweasel.3157
    AsteredOceans.1437

    i still haven't finished LW contents. lol. i just feel forced to play them every quarter with their new episodes. while there are still lots to catch up in game.
    but we have returning players with us now and decide to make a home, or at least whenever they have the time to play.
    y'all are welcome to join. i send you both invites. also better beer is everything if i have to say so myself. hehe. we have an open world drinking meta tonight as well as some gizmo hunting, and/or shenanigan raiding. not sure which one a go first but i hope you guys attend!

    @Meenu.4608 said:
    Just quitted WoW hardcore raiding and now im in search of a good guild to give me a home. I mainly play guardian and really interested in world activities and raiding.

    Im interested.

    hi ya. i sent you an invite. hope to see you soon! we have a guild event tonight doing some open world event and drunk raid (maybe) to let loose a lil bit since it's Saturday. come join!

  • D B.3059D B.3059 Member
    edited July 15, 2018

    TOTAL SUBMISSIVE looking for big daddy's to teach me how to play :3 (New Player) Don't be afraid to spank if i do something wrong 0w0. I'm currently playing as a Thief, hopefully I don't steal your heart from the immense pleasure I want to give you.
    WILL WEAR WHATEVER SEXY COSTUMES YOU GIVE ME.
    Am Australian, but it's not like i'm going to be sleeping anytime soon after reading all that. Is it just me or is it getting rather hot in here??

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭

    @D B.3059 said:
    TOTAL SUBMISSIVE looking for big daddy's to teach me how to play :3 (New Player) Don't be afraid to spank if i do something wrong 0w0. I'm currently playing as a Thief, hopefully I don't steal your heart from the immense pleasure I want to give you.
    WILL WEAR WHATEVER SEXY COSTUMES YOU GIVE ME.
    Am Australian, but it's not like i'm going to be sleeping anytime soon after reading all that. Is it just me or is it getting rather hot in here??

    mmm big deddy is always avail for teaching a thing or two ;] you can pull me hard anytime you see me.
    we run lots of guild events, maybe a bit "early" for you. i'm not so sure. around 10-11pm CDT for orgies. check this hour for time zone converter.
    http://www.thetimezoneconverter.com
    sending you a guild invite. also install discord as well for voice p.orn.

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