Not a contest... just for fun!
What clever / funny captions can you think of for this picture?
My working caption: Stick 'em Up!
Build someone a fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of the day.
Set someone on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.
- Unknown Fire Elementalist
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I give you ____ CRABS!
What is the outfite/armor please? I don't recognize it
sorry for offtop
Va'esse deireádh aep eigean, va'esse eigh faidh'ar
Chest: Pit Fighter Chestguard
Shoulders: Barbaric Pauldrons
Legs: Stag Chausses (Norn only)
Feet: Grasping Dead Greaves
Build someone a fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of the day.
Set someone on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.
- Unknown Fire Elementalist
Why are you so Shellfish?
Why are you even reading this?
Less of a caption, more of a scenario...
NORN: Ugh, I'm sick of this!
CRAB: [confused crab noises]
NORN: You proved you could do it. I saw it! And yet you refuse - REFUSE - to do it in front of anybody else. You just SIT THERE. Like a LUMP. You make me look like a fool!
CRAB: [confused crab noises]
NORN: Don't give me that look! [points angrily] I KNOW YOU CAN DANCE!!!
CRAB: ...
NORN: ...
CRAB: [starts dancing] Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime ga-a-a-al!
please tell me this is a less obscure reference than I thought
fear not this night
you will not go astray