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Create-A-Caption! (#4)

Not a contest... just for fun!

What clever / funny captions can you think of for this picture?

My working caption: Stick 'em Up!

Build someone a fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of the day.
Set someone on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.
- Unknown Fire Elementalist

Comments

  • Blude.6812Blude.6812 Member ✭✭✭

    I give you ____ CRABS!

  • phs.6089phs.6089 Member ✭✭✭✭

    What is the outfite/armor please? I don't recognize it :/
    sorry for offtop

    "There is always a lighthouse, there's always a man, there's always a city."

  • Hamfast.8719Hamfast.8719 Member ✭✭✭

    @phs.6089 said:
    What is the outfite/armor please? I don't recognize it :/
    sorry for offtop

    Chest: Pit Fighter Chestguard
    Shoulders: Barbaric Pauldrons
    Legs: Stag Chausses (Norn only)
    Feet: Grasping Dead Greaves

    Build someone a fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of the day.
    Set someone on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.
    - Unknown Fire Elementalist

  • spartan.9421spartan.9421 Member ✭✭✭

    Why are you so Shellfish?

    Whoever closes his ear to the cry of the poor will himself call out and not be answered.

  • Batel.9206Batel.9206 Member ✭✭✭

    Less of a caption, more of a scenario...

    NORN: Ugh, I'm sick of this!
    CRAB: [confused crab noises]
    NORN: You proved you could do it. I saw it! And yet you refuse - REFUSE - to do it in front of anybody else. You just SIT THERE. Like a LUMP. You make me look like a fool!
    CRAB: [confused crab noises]
    NORN: Don't give me that look! [points angrily] I KNOW YOU CAN DANCE!!!
    CRAB: ...
    NORN: ...
    CRAB: [starts dancing] Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime ga-a-a-al!

    please tell me this is a less obscure reference than I thought

    fear not this night
    you will not go astray

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