How you fit in
We need the strange, the weary, those who are brand new and willing to learn, folks who are looking for a long term home and once in awhile make sense. Generally that happens on Tuesdays when I climb forth from my bed using a strange apparatus developed by these incredibly intelligent beings in a place that rhymes with “status”. We are the outcasts from society, those on the edge of the village that others look to for wisdom and guidance. My GOATs are more than just guild members. I consider them part of my family. That strange extended family who you invite over for tea and then they raid the fridge making amazing CUPCAKES IN THE SHAPE OF TERRY CREWS. Plus I help people refine their sins into a weapon capable of great deeds and even more loosely acceptable social mores like leather chaps.
The Communal of Tribbles
The mighty GOATS are here to form a community that sticks together over long periods of time with very low morale values and wishes to extend our love of games with you. Now I know what you are saying...isn't this the same guild who has had a love of WvW for so long its not true? When did a Charr ever rub their furrrrr on you. You are correct. However we are expanding our ever inquisitive nature into the realm of the beloved PVE. Slowly walking our way towards the notion of doing raids. We always take our time specifically when eating some exquisite cheese. Open World content! Searching for love in the strange desert lands and even tagging up for meta events. Yes my friends this is guild that everyone warned you about and yet still secretes a substance that will lure you back after midnight. This will benefit you the player since many of us (like me) haven't completed many forms of content in the game. Details listed below of course!
Requirements and Information
We use Discord as our main communication tool (Voice and Text)
All players welcome regardless of background, class or experience
All members should be 18+ or understand that this is a mature environment
We have a Dad Joke channel. Righteous.
Enjoy our musical tastes that include Lady Gaga, Slayer and James Taylor
Our age range skews towards slightly human
We offer to you
Free love once you pass the inspection phase
Unique ability to sing while playing the Glockenspiel
People with crappy sleep schedules that are still playing at midnight
Established guild with over 250+ members many of whom are on a multitude of servers
We are on Yak's Bend for WvW purposes (don't worry about that for PVE)
What you bring to the table
Your axe and a sweet beard. Or bread. Not the body spray though.
Hilarity and awful jokes
Whatever class you wish!
Goals in life or a dream of NO CAPES
Understanding that PVE is new for us!
Some amazing fashion choices
Hi. My name is Father Bliss. You may have heard of me from such films as “Meat Beat Manifesto” or “I managed to chew through the leather just fine.” Do you ever find yourself wandering the world in search of partners in crime? Have you wistfully envisioned being stretched to your fullest potential, stringently exposed over time utilizing a cavalcade of implementation? Good. I’ve managed to put together such a fine looking group of individuals (young, nubile and capable of lifting heavy loads) that often the enemy will just run in the opposite direction. Probably to do their hair. I’m not really sure. Their backsides look funny bobbing and weaving.
Here are the Church of Bliss we focus on a few key initiatives that I feel should be brought to your attention.
Other personal habits: Martial arts, marital arts, wielding hard objects until you use retaliation to curb my desire, looking fantastic with a beard and also employing bears to hold our um...supplies.
NA Prime Time events:
Monday-> 8pm EST. Arkantos leading, guild comp required
Wednesday-> 8pm EST. Bliss leading, generally a theme night
Thursday-> 8pm EST. Lissette leading, WvW Guild Missions
Friday-> 9:30pm EST. Arktanos leading, RESET NIGHT, guild builds absolutely required
Sunday-> The day of unholy reckoning where we gently lull our enemies into a trance and put glow in the dark handprints on their behind. Also comp night with Ark.
Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. Times vary. Lissette and Bliss tag team!
Tuesday-> 9pm EST. Mokaffe leading, relaxed and fun Unranked
Fractal training now happens at reset every day! We are in the process of waiting for two of the officers to get back from that crazy thing called "real life" and fire up our raid schedule. Stay tuned for more.
If you wish to lead your own events, you are more than welcome to! Give an officer the date you'd like to lead something and we'll throw it on the schedule!
In game: Fatherbliss.4701 (Guild Master)
In Discord: Fatherbliss#2680
Join our Discord to listen in to our prophetic whispers, check us out or at least give us a strongly worded warning about the return of John Wick: https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr
Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.