Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 (edited) "Stay awhile, and listen..." Eh? What's that you say? You need a social guild that fits your needs, time zone slots and also looks good on camera? Tell me more about these "slots". Haven't heard that term since I lived in Vegas back in '83. Well I could describe a scene or two for you. Picture this, standing near a picture of Sicily taken in 1942, we often close our eyes and.... Zzzzzzz.... The Great Retirement Home would like to welcome *you* dear reader into our community. We've crossed oceans of game time, languished near Goldenshire Inns, drifted to port in the Rift sea. We've been present in Vanilla, Beta, Alpha and probably some other names that I long since forgot. This is the home of gamers new, veteran and forthcoming. See we here in this space understand that people are busy. Folks have lives. I honor and treasure that with adaptability. Can't hop into voice comms? That's fine. Don't feel like talking a ton each day yet still want to be part of a community who enjoys the finer things in entertainment? We do too. [HOME] has had many iterations across a number of titles. Guild Wars 2 is a place many of us call home despite our efforts to leave. It just pulls us back in time after time. To which end I am expanding our reach into all sections of the game. At one point in time we have been a community with 450 in GW2 alone. All the way down to just a small core of 20 who started this magical endeavor a decade plus ago. For your convenience this guild is on many servers for the purposes of WvW. Including: Tarnished Coast, Darkhaven, Maguuma and more. Ask about our PVP adoption program where we raise and nurture people in a friendly and slightly spicy environment designed around our style of play. Which mostly is about garnishing wages of commanders, scolding map chat and reminding team chat to eat their vegetables. If you are a guild leader yourself, an officer, someone who is feeling burnt out, I've got you. Come put your feet up by the communal fire and listen to our tales of days gone by when things were at least 25% better and our health benefits were at least reasonable. I'm Fatherbliss.4701 your guide on this fine adventure into the Mists. You are welcome. Please come with us to find groups, like minded people and maybe discover some great distractions from life for awhile. 🙂 Join our discord for amusement and merriment! https://discord.gg/Xn8anDesrd Edited November 3, 2023 by Fatherbliss.4701 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Great guild to be BLEAT in :# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 I offer only the highest quality BLEATings. Generally when asked. Sometimes at my leisure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logancoe.3268 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I am just JUST rejoining the game after years and years and im looking for a guild let me know! i will most likely need some help but mostly looking for fun people to hang with while i play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 @logancoe.3268 said:I am just JUST rejoining the game after years and years and im looking for a guild let me know! i will most likely need some help but mostly looking for fun people to hang with while i play.Sounds good! Hit me up in game and we can chat. :) Another satisfied customer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 We just don't want any BLEATing hearts in the guild. We want Thunder!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 {GOAT] is looking for TC people to have fun with. We are getting organized more for WvW, as was shown last night against NSP's superior numbers. If you want to make a difference in WVW AND HAVE FUN in comms - [GOAT] is the guild for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 [GOAT] is focusing on WvW and on TC, so we need peeps are interested in learning and/or experienced. We are the guild which always has fun. If that is what you want - the [GOAT] is for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 What this town needs is anathema. Hmmm, that sounded different when I said it in my head. Oh well. Come on in! The pathos is warm and slightly sticky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 People keep telling me to put my armor back on when I lead. To them I say fie! Fie upon your house. Who needs that six piece bonus anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 Join us this week as we explore the nuances of being a pirate in an enclosed space with only enough water to support a small raft, surrounded on all sides by walls. Also, what to do with a guild leader who insists that goats are the perfect animal capable of great wisdom while climbing mountain ranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 The Quaggan need a specific line dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 YAR _ WE BE PIRATES TODAY! If on TC - join use for your share of BOOTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 Even our screen shots are casual. What we are missing in the grandest sense of the mysterious is you. All beards welcome. Anyone not already equipped with a beard shall have one supplied upon entry. Generally from some lurking being in the Mists who will carry your bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kisada.2316 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Great Guild has been along time since i had the kind of fun in WvW i have had in the last few weeks since joining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 We will be helping people open up their new specs and working on the new PVE content together! Come and check us out. I'll bring the bacon and pastries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 @Fatherbliss.4701 said:We will be helping people open up their new specs and working on the new PVE content together! Come and check us out. I'll bring the bacon and pastries. No cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 @Dusty Moon.4382 said:@Fatherbliss.4701 said:We will be helping people open up their new specs and working on the new PVE content together! Come and check us out. I'll bring the bacon and pastries. No cookies?They'll just have to join and find out now won't they? (I reserve those for the veteran members. Please see me later in the atrium.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Now featuring daily runs to the toilet. Mystic toilet that is. The one that swallows loot for you at an alarming rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 25, 2017 Author Share Posted September 25, 2017 Probably the best way to get to know us is through our Discord. The problem with that is we have had to institutionalize the last three potential candidates after a heated debate about charr vs. asura. Also, asura are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kisada.2316 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Wait what I thought we concluded that Charr where the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 @Kisada.2316 said:Wait what I thought we concluded that Charr where the bestFight to the death? In the usual location? I'll bring the crumpets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 One time I played a build that didn't rely on condition damage. Fortunately, I realized my mistake quickly. I had logged onto an old character that hadn't been updated yet! Now that I've come to accept Condisius as our savior, my life has been so much improved. Won't you join us so that we may show you the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 I've renamed my Scourge Mr. Clean due to how well he strips everything around him. But I still have awesome hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 Holy CRAP PEOPLE. Tonight we are leading the charge on EBG. I don't know about you but that gets me all itchy inside and makes me want to eat spaghetti. I hate eating alone. You know what that means. JOIN. Even if you just ridicule us in Discord. It is there we hold our secret ceremonies daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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