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  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Betwixt. That is now my favorite phrase. As in 'we are betwixt one overpriced high rise server and another that smells vaguely of sesame oil.' Regardless, you should just us for dessert at the very least.

  • Hi, I am interested in joining. Returning player and currently very active.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @XoHWoX.9218 said:
    Hi, I am interested in joining. Returning player and currently very active.

    Excellent! You have a few ways to reach either myself or the guild directly for an invite. Our Discord link is in the main message here, you can message me directly at Fatherbliss.4701 or respond here.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Do you receive hate filled whispers in the night? Do other guilds look at your fashion in an enviable fashion while dancing just out of sight? Do you even know how to Bat Dance?

    Well. You should.

  • Hmm, i'd say This is All Lies, But I'm in GOAT, and, and, and well, we are actually such plain silly Have a ton of Fun in WvW, and quite probably insane, Well at Least Papa Bliss is, I'm just a Raccoon so I have an excuse to not wear pants....

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Who knew that G-Spot just stood for Gmail? Plus it is freeeeeee

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    We've gone digging through the center of the map in order to discover the true meaning of Quaggan island. This deserted place has been the home for many atrocities throughout Tyrian history. Today, we take you there to observe the natives along with our exploration team. Scenes in this documentary may disturb you. Some would call their strange rituals shocking and bizarre.

    We take you today...to...Quaggan Place. I am Father Bliss, thank you for joining me this evening.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Probably the best way to make an impression on someone is either blunt force trauma or taunting people from atop T3 structures.

    Or a soap party plus liquid latex. I’m not saying we do these but I’m not saying we don’t do them either...

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭
    edited July 31, 2018

    I’m told that Necromancers enjoy dating make up professionals and people who make those potpourri baskets. By the way don’t type that super fast into google. It won’t give you what you wanted

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Help us summon the power of the chaps into being on the faces of those who oppose us. Or just meet me at Denny’s after a raid. You know you want to.

  • We are employing yaks in a manner that allows maximum loin coverage at a fraction of the regular cost you might expect to see. Come on down today for the savings! THE SAVINGS

  • To the victor goes the spoils. Which really makes you question victor's judgement. Gross dude. Why the heck couldn't you have higher standards? I mean veal cutlets after Memorial Day? Seriously? Have some self respect.

  • The GOATS huddle in small spaces together for warmth on cold summer nights. The bold ones even knit small tiny little sweaters for each other and spell out things like "STACK TIGHT" and also "RAM ME."
    There's always one in each bunch.

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭
    edited September 27, 2018

    When I was a young leaf, my Mother took me into the city to see a GOAT parade.
    She said: daughter, when you grow up, would you be the bender of the licked, the chewed, and the pervs?
    She said: will you defeat them, your trolls, all the bags and squirrels, the sieges that they have made?
    Because one day I'll leave you, a booty to lead you in the summer, to join the GOAT parade. AND I SAID YESSSSSSSS!

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • @BMalk.8654 said:
    When I was a young leaf, my Mother took me into the city to see a GOAT parade.
    She said: daughter, when you grow up, would you be the bender of the licked, the chewed, and the pervs?
    She said: will you defeat them, your trolls, all the bags and squirrels, the sieges that they have made?
    Because one day I'll leave you, a booty to lead you in the summer, to join the GOAT parade. AND I SAID YESSSSSSSS!

    I can't decide if this is a Thumbs Up or Helpful. :)

  • Perhaps you are the kind of person who absently hits the mean streets looking for trouble. Stiff upper lip. Rolled up cuffs. Hoping beyond hope that today is your lucky day. I have news for you. Our recent subscription of Charr Weekly has come in. We are fluffy. Undeniably quick on the outhouse. And never caught with pants on.

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭
    edited October 15, 2018

    Disguised between brave warriors, siege masters and oculists. Naked behind a suspiciously smiling bush. Certifying that every corpse in our way is indeed dead. Pushing deep inside their darkest fears. Merciless with our weird horizontal, rectangular pupils. You can always count on a random horn..ed friend to give you a hand in times of need. We are always around, somewhere. Always.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • The best method we have found to deal with thieves is employ this now patented device called “I can finally see you gods forsaken kitten trash playing a cheese build piece of nonsense” or SAM for short. Now you can blow up thieves from the comfort of your mortar kit or lower them into a lake of fire at your leisure.

  • We made a terrible, terrible mistake. It all started with a beautiful night under the moonlight, light jokes and shy smiles. Sharing memories and dreams. We have so much in common. Then suddenly there we are, gliding above a pile of downed bodies screaming for help, but hopeless. They know there's nothing else to do but to look at those flying horned angels about to end their misery. Now we realize this is our place, this is what we meant to be. Let us guide you to a place of leather and loot.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Footage of our reset raid.

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    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Yesterday I had a dream. Me, you, a wedding at the necro tower. Lord Lykesh is our priest. Someone screams "inc", someone screams "stab". People start stabbing each other, someone calls for pants off. You say "yes" covered in nothing but blood. I mean, it happens. Every Tuesday.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • I would like to join but server is full I'm currently on FA and just returning player..I'll keep checking server population.... any suggestions?

  • Hey there, @rorschach.1870 ! Everybody is welcome to hang out in our discord even if you are not in our server at the moment, and we can discuss about it there with you. You are super welcome! https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • @rorschach.1870 said:
    I would like to join but server is full I'm currently on FA and just returning player..I'll keep checking server population.... any suggestions?

    Howdy! A few options. Wait and see if we open. No way YB should really be full. You could move to our link which we will be paired with for two months. Or find a guild on FA but we are way more awesome.

  • I want to be the very best
    Like no one ever was
    To catch bags is my real test
    To tag up is my cause

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • There really should be a short bow that is made from cheesecake so I can be Strawberry shawty cakes in WvW. That’s too many letters. But it’s okay. I have seen the other side of alliances and they look fabulous

  • Join us on Nyak's Bend, player senpay! Nyaaaaa ( っ  ̄∀ ̄)っ*:・゚✧

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Did you know that goats have four “stomachs”? Their food moves first into the rumen (from which it is periodically regurgitated for more “cud chewing”), then to the reticulum, later to the omasum, and finally to the abomasum (which is most like a more sensitive human stomach).

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭
    edited November 11, 2018

    Follow the plushie on the battle fields for extra boons! No, really, that's my chrono.
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    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Seek the path of the wise they said. Dress like a chef while being a necro and people will rise to the occasion. That is what they told me in evil overlord school. Well I am here to tell you that I still need MINIONS. Not for my character because that would be weird. No. Just in general. Come along for the ride. Stay awhile and be smitten.

  • Goats’ pupils (like many hooved animals) are rectangular. This gives us vision for 320 to 340 degrees (compared to humans with 160-210) around us without having to move and we are thought to have excellent night vision. MUAHAHAHAHA

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭
    edited November 22, 2018

    Yo. You there. You are b-E-a-U-t-I-f-u-L!!!!!! Let me show you a world of Death and Desire.
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    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭
    edited November 26, 2018

    Goats are herd animals and will become depressed if kept without any goat companions.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Little known fact: There are days when we lay down on the field of battle and pretend to be dead. This has yet to prove to be useful. But I am working on my summer tan

  • About the only thing worthwhile in life is doing things while lazily playing with friends in a casually selected environment free from the constraints of society. Or to put it another way: Join our guild. We have a loose collection of rules. :)

  • Can't stop the GOAT party! WvW 6x per week, from early NA roamers to prime NA squad to late NA havoc madness, we go all the way through, baby! Join today for a special session of foot massage.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • This just in from the borderlands: Apparently keyboard turners everywhere have only recently realized if they shaved their eyebrows they can get 10% more damage. We will track this fascinating detail further. Back to you Craig

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭
    edited December 17, 2018

    Goats of all ages head butt. The reason why depends on the goat’s age and on their personality, too — most goats are social, inquisitive creatures and some even more so! Younger goats butt heads in play. Older goats participate in this activity to establish dominance and determine their position in the herd.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Can i get an invite please ? Raven.1792

  • @Raven.1792 said:
    Can i get an invite please ? Raven.1792

    Sent!

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Still working on our mix tape. It will derived from over used street taco vendor trucks and some wandering minstrels.

    That isn’t a legendary. Yet.

  • I would like to join, please send me an invite, :D zero.2861

  • @zero.2861 said:
    I would like to join, please send me an invite, :D zero.2861

    Sent!

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • 9 out of 10 chirurgeon's recommend this guild as a curative that can solve your ills prior to examination. Join today to receive your free card for a 10% discount!

  • BMalk.8654BMalk.8654 Member ✭✭

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me if I don't join GOAT todaaaaaaay

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • Do you want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Do you want to defeat Smaug? Do you want to join a an adult guild that is sillier than ALL others? Do you want to join Lex Luther in defeating Superman once and for all? Do you long for seeing [GOAT]s? Do you want to do [GOAT] yoga with others? Do you want to revel in mashing zergs with a [GOAT] herd? Do you want [GOAT] banter during said mashing? Do you believe and want herd mentality?
    If you said any or all of the above, then [GOAT] is for you. We are YB WvW guild that has built loyal [GOAT]y players from across the world and different games. We are all based on one thing to have fun and play together.

  • Join us to get the Yak mount once WvW server mounts are released! Or... you know... we can dream together.

    "They were right to fear me. If only they had listened to their cowardice. Had they not taken my home with fire, I would not have taken their children."

  • The road rises up to meet you. This is the story that they told. Except when you are an asura and you knee people right in their....Bob Mould.

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