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Roasted Elementalist (Tasty Edition)

This is all in good fun, so if you're easily offended I'd recommend just watching and laughing while everything burns.

It's time for you to attune to fire and roast the Elementalist above you. As I'm the first post, I invite you to hit me with your best Elementalist roast... :s


  • Stand The Wall.6987Stand The Wall.6987 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 17, 2019

    yo momma so fat that she got a permanent magnetic aura.

    great idea, love the thread title. tasty edition is sure to get some views.

  • Auburner.6945Auburner.6945 Member ✭✭✭

    When Istan used to be something, I was farming with Weaver as I barely play any other class. It was during Amala's fight and at the 75% HP mark, the commander always says "ignore ele, no loot", however, it was another commander that day and they made it a bit more tragic saying "ignore ele, just like anet does." PepeHands

    So there it is: Ignore ele, just like anet does.

    Pull the strings. Watch them dance.

  • Bamm.6975Bamm.6975 Member ✭✭

    This is a fun idea. I was trying to think of something to say about Auburner and was coming up with Jack. Perhaps if people post a screen of their character that might help and people can make jokes about them? I don't have one of my dude at the moment but thought I'd share this idea cause I'd like to see other eles roasted!

  • Tajiseed.7831Tajiseed.7831 Member ✭✭✭
    edited May 4, 2019

    Hope you're not a weaver because you can't even weave a set of words into a meaningful roast.

  • Clownmug.8357Clownmug.8357 Member ✭✭✭

    All of y'all's fire auras are so busted it makes Disrupter's Sustainment look good.

  • sephiroth.4217sephiroth.4217 Member ✭✭✭✭

    If only I felt the burn...

    Not to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 4 days and the box said 2-4 years.
    Please allow team queue with rewards again at our own discretion.
    Apologies if I come off as dry or blunt.

  • SoulSlavocracy.4902SoulSlavocracy.4902 Member ✭✭✭

    Your burns are so weak that even Flame Burst ( hits harder

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  • Dahir.4158Dahir.4158 Member ✭✭✭

    Not even pre-nerf Meteor Shower can boost your dps.

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