We write a lot for slackers! We're a smaller close longtime international guild since SWG/SWTOR, Warframe, DnD, formally in ESO. We're about quality > quantity and nappy times, hate free OPEN TO ALL - LGBTQ, all genders, shy, disabled, n lewd :P - peeps have stuck with us through good and bad ie: slow! This is a friendly goofball place to chill, make friends, get help, and have weird cray cray adventures together!
KING SLACKER ISK REDLEMUR THE IV: "Your future wise incredible awesome humble leader greets you! We have a royal slacker theme with cupcakes as currency, so let's get down to it my potential dirty slacker peasants - if it's already a struggle for you to read this paragraph then you're halfway towards being a slacker! Also, if you like this quirky RP humor, you're the other halfway! "
We offer community things, DISCORD.
Learning fracts AND NOW Casual learning raid
fashion contests, raffles, giveaways, movie nights, and future weird slackery stuff. That's A LOT I need a break...
WHO DO WE WANT? "Fine folk to fatten up and bake into cupcakes - err I mean - we get RL first...
1.) ANYONE SOCIABLE - new, vets, returning, LGBTQ, shy, disabled, casual, dedicated, we HAVE and ACCEPT all with HATE-FREE
2.) DISCORD JOIN (use) REQ. and an intro/question app. (we mostly text/use voice during guild events/mic not req.)
3.) AND are cool being in a smaller guild helping to make us great!
4.) YOU have to put in effort to interact, make guild chat sing, etc.
5.) Rep not req. except doing MISSIONS - FRACTS - RAID - ETC, with us
UPDATE FEB 2019: REBUILDING with a solid core; getting into fun learning Raids casual non-elitist. See apps below/etc. OR contact for one. DISCORD REQ. Small BUT we're about knowing and taking names AND GROWING give us time, patience, help interact yourself, use Discord and you have a family with us READ BELOW WHY.
SLACK TOGETHER, WORK ALONE!
REQUIREMENTS/APP?:: Discord! Slackers require apps!? BUT - that's anti--slack? IF you're not an XTRAordinary slacker, yes! We want to maintain quality slacking. All roads lead to discord.
SITE GUILD RULES: https://www.xtraordinaryslackersguild.com/rlxsbasicscreedmemberconduct
They are COMMUNITY BASED and ROYAL THEMED - they transfer to all games minus limitations.
King Slacker (GM/me), Queen Slacker Prince/Princess (Vice GMs), Archduke (GW2 Vice) Dukes (officers), Counts (subofficers) Lords (elders), Knights (full members), Nobles (novice), Peasants (recruits, and likely you if u join :P
MAN, if all this jibber jabber didn't convince you we're a wasted spot in your choice of 5 guilds, I don't know what will! (AGAIN, QUIRKY HUMOR!
Reply here, or PM or message in-game:
EriskRedLemur.7153 (King Slacking GM) <--best
darkroomradio.5412 (Vice GM) <--2nd best
Infiniterose.7389 (Count/Subofficer) (3rd best)
ashycats.1047 (Count/subofficer Aussie GH Manager/Fractal Boy)
eternallly damned.1284 (Event Coord)
Voxyn.8713 (Duke/Officer Full Euro/Terminal Slacker/German Uber Nobody)