We write a lot for slackers! We're a smaller close longtime international guild since SWG/SWTOR, Warframe, DnD, formally in ESO. We're about quality > quantity and nappy times, hate free OPEN TO ALL - LGBTQ, all genders, shy, disabled, n lewd :P - peeps have stuck with us through good and bad ie: slow! This is a friendly goofball place to chill, make friends, get help, and have weird cray cray adventures together!
KING SLACKER ISK REDLEMUR THE IV: "Your future wise incredible awesome humble leader greets you! We have a royal slacker theme with cupcakes as currency, so let's get down to it my potential dirty slacker peasants - if it's already a struggle for you to read this paragraph then you're halfway towards being a slacker! Also, if you like this quirky RP humor, you're the other halfway! We offer community things, discord, learning fracts, SOON casual raids, fashion contests, raffles, giveaways, movie nights, and future weird slackery stuff. That's A LOT I need a break... "
WHO DO WE WANT? "Fine folk to fatten up and bake into cupcakes - err I mean - ANYONE SOCIABLE - new, vets, returning, LGBTQ, shy, disabled, casual, dedicated, we HAVE and ACCEPT all with HATE-FREE open peeps who will interact, use Discord AND are cool being in a smaller guild helping to make us great! YOU have to put in effort to interact, make guild chat sing, etc. Do you have what it takes to be an XTRAordinary slacker w/ us? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!? Oh wait you're slackers you prob fell asleep..."
UPDATE JAN 2019: REBUILDING with a solid core; getting into fun learning Raids casual non-elitist. GH LEVEL 42 REACHED! See apps below/etc. DISCORD REQ. BTW and QUESTIONS/APP see further Small BUT we're about knowing and taking names AND GROWING give us time, patience, help interact yourself, use Discord and you have a family with us READ BELOW WHY.
SLACK TOGETHER, WORK ALONE!
REQUIREMENTS/APP?:: Discord! Slackers require apps!? BUT - that's anti--slack? IF you're not an XTRAordinary slacker, yes! We want to maintain quality slacking. All roads lead to discord - SITE or CONTACT us for link -> either follows instructions posting questions in an intro channel (site usually is faster)
SITE GUILD RULES: https://www.xtraordinaryslackersguild.com/rlxsbasicscreedmemberconduct
They are COMMUNITY BASED and ROYAL THEMED - they transfer to all games minus limitations.
King Slacker (GM/me), Queen Slacker Prince/Princess (Vice GMs), Archduke (GW2 Vice) Dukes (officers), Counts (subofficers) Lords (elders), Knights (full members), Nobles (novice), Peasants (recruits, and likely you if u join :P
MAN, if all this jibber jabber didn't convince you we're a wasted spot in your choice of 5 guilds, I don't know what will! (AGAIN, QUIRKY HUMOR!
Reply here, or PM or message in-game:
EriskRedLemur.7153 (King Slacking GM) <--best
darkroomradio.5412 (Vice GM) <--2nd best
Infiniterose.7389 (Count/Subofficer) (3rd best)
ashycats.1047 (Count/subofficer Aussie GH Manager/Fractal Boy)
eternallly damned.1284 (Event Coord)
Voxyn.8713 (Duke/Officer Full Euro/Terminal Slacker/German Uber Nobody)