Not the Clocktower We Need, But the Clocktower We Deserve

So. The idea is, Clocktower, but consider this: Using the Social Awkwardness mechanic.

With Slippery Slope.

And add some of those Harpies from Uncatagorized.

And a meteor strike

And the orbital cannon from skyhammer.

Add mount support but block everything with invisible walls.

Clocktower CMs.Rotates daily.Rewards are 1 AP for first completion, after that its two blues and a green.

I'd just settle for solo instance.

@borgs.6103 said:Clocktower CMs.Rotates daily.I see what you did there.

Add Steve.

Can use mounts, but only rollerbeetle.

Increase gravity.

Put it in the middle of Tangled Depths Borderland

Let ppl fight their way there

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@Vagrant.7206 said:Increase gravity.

Black hole

Three clocktowers. All lanes have to reach the top before the lightning will break the face.

Can we just make it easier? (Is escorted off stage)

Yeet myself everytime...

Make it a pvp zone ?

Er..after reading the first 6 or so replies to the OP....anyone else worried that somewhere in Seattle there is an ANET Dev reading this thread with an evil looking grin on their face?

This is how super villains are born.... o_0

When you get to the top a shadow stretches across the sky, everything turns red and the Tower flips upside down, requiring you to continue upwards, to the bottom...

Put it in the middle of a volcano and make it so you have to glide from a gear to some random, 2 pixel wide rock outcropping all the way across the map and then back to one particular stair on a vertically oriented staircase near the tower and then...

@thehipone.6812 said:Put it in the middle of a volcano and make it so you have to glide from a gear to some random, 2 pixel wide rock outcropping all the way across the map and then back to one particular stair on a vertically oriented staircase near the tower and then...

Throw an airship in and you get all three JPs in one!!

Why not simply revert the change that you see other players as little light orbs?

While at it, introduce normalized character models, but in this case make all other players norn or charr, at maximum size, with some charr and norn npcs too.

Come to think of it, give all the npcs as many flashy legendaries and auras too, to help players envision how cool they could look when they are not falling to their deaths.

That should get things rolling.

@Randulf.7614 said:

@thehipone.6812 said:Put it in the middle of a volcano and make it so you have to glide from a gear to some random, 2 pixel wide rock outcropping all the way across the map and then back to one particular stair on a vertically oriented staircase near the tower and then...

Now that you mention it, we need diving goggles to jump into the green goo!

Is this where we go for a free post count? Ahh, meme threads.