Eurantien.4632 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 'Twas the night before Patch Day, when out in The Mists;Someone was saying, “Ugh matchmaking! Fuck this”.Another season has ended, Helio won;“Which account should I sell? Maybe this one?”Yet others had hope that the devs would dare;To wield their nerf-hammer, “please this time, be fair”With 2v2s coming, soon we will see;What is OK, and what is straight OP;Despite Swiss tourneys soon and nerfs to CC;Many players will not see this patch with glee;Forum warriors will all be shedding their tears;No longer knowing if thief should cap near;Others will cry nerf this and that, boo-hoo;Whilst they claim, “I am gold tier! And you?”In the meantime, the rest sleep and await;Skill nerfs to evades, weavuhs with Twisted Fate;They’re about to get wrecked like mirage with one dodge;While thieves run rampant with their espionage;Revenant does stuff I am tired of this;Soulbeast got nerfed, “Ugh matchmaking, fuck this!”Warriors still suck, right? I do not know;They will be worse off than holo, that’s fo-sho;Something about firebrand being too strong;Full CD resets on one skill? That’s wrong;More about necros they are probably trash;I really did not read much of this patch;Rest In Piece Rock Gazelle, your Head Toss was large;Guide us into this patch-day using your charge;You will be missed but other pets are still busted;A new way to play, makes this game seem less rusted;Perhaps this will be the reset we need;To save this game from itself and toxicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tycura.1982 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Warrior won't be worse off than holo hehehe4/25 man this didn't age well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Fear.1624 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 I am proud of the forum crowd that has popped up lately.Poetry, songs, and S-Tier trolling.And none of them are my alts.Bra frucking vogue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rouien.5234 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 god im so ready for this patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy.1879 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 that was some legit dope poem right up therenice work OP, nice work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stand The Wall.6987 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 new classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis.5169 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Toxicity is apart of pvp cause pve never really beat anybody, and nothing is on the line.Outside of that 10/10 would recite at a gw2 Christmas party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix.2386 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 anyone know whens the update? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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