Don't worry, this is just a fun thread. I'd like to think about ways to make the other elite specs as clunky as chronomancer is right now. I'll present my ideas first:
You were the Illusion all along. Your attacks don't have any effects.
Overloads can only be used if you run the elements traitline.
Attuning to elements now applies an elemental effect to your character. Fire makes you burn. Water cleanses burn but applies chill. Earth roots you in place. Air causes knockback and pull effects to be more intense on you.
You can no longer kill foes. You are now to escort the dead to the underworld.
Sand Shades only work in the desert.
All your abilities now cost an amount of Airship Parts.
Holoforge only works during the day.
Your screen is black but you can now hear better. (This specialization nkw requires a full surround sound system to operate)
You can only use Deadeye's Mark on Bounty Bosses.
Celestial avatar only works during the night.
Merging with your pet grants you the pets skills but you loose all weapon and utility skills.
Berserker Mode sets you into downed state when it ends.
Full Counter pauses the game. Then you choose which ability is going to hit you next. The game resumes and full counter only works if you guessed right.
You are unable to ride a skyscale. It is afraid of you.
While using tomes you have the effect:"easy to interrupt". (It is hard to fight while reading).
Your soul is doomed to fight the war eternal in the mists. Your character now has "Permadeath"
Can only be used by Charr.