firedragon.8953 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 ↑ Don't worry though, I hear the next expansion is the End of Drag-ons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phokus.8934 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 These are the worst jokos I’ve ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westenev.5289 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 A Sylvari finds a mordrem and a nightmare courtier nestled in a tree. The sylvari asks, "how does it feel to commit high treesome?"What do you call a Sylvari lumberjack? Treeson.What do you call a Sylvari who has been stabbed in the back? Caesar salad.What do you call an asura in berserkers armour? A dps meter.What's a norn's favorite drink? The next one! Why do Spellbreakers make great bartenders? Because they always stock a full counter!How does Pact Marshal Traehearne like his steak? Well done, commander!Why did the white mantle start the krytan civil war? I hear it was all a ploy to steal [Thackeray's Pants]!https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Thackeray's_Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorudo.9054 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 did you know the oldest cookie in tyria isan orrio?it was so good, they dipped it in the sea to make it extra salty.sadly, the only place you can get it now is in raids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayra.7405 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 My favoured jokes in the old forum: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/wuv/Only-a-WvW-playerSome of mine there:Only a WvW player shoot at the door, if someone is knocking.Only a WvW player attacks the own door to protect it.Only a WvW-players obituary contains: His last words was “wwww111111111166666 sh** laag”After we got the Dolyak-Mini:Only a real WvW-player is happy now, that he has it’s own Doylak to protect.Skill-laags:Only a WvW player knows how to get most of skill 1.Only a WvW player starts charging skill one if he see an enemy blob at the horizon.Intro of Mega-Server in PvE:Only a WvW-player wonders why he isn’t in Lion Arch anymore when he logs in.Only a WvW-player wonders, why the hell do the people in his home town now chat in a foreign language.Only a WvW-player is surprised that an enemy he partied on the battle field now stand beside him in his home-town.Only a WvW-player ask himself after this happened, if his team is now that bad, that the enemies even invaded his hometown.Only a WvW wonders what he is fighting for anymore, after an passing-by explained him that his home-world got merged together with all his enemies into the united nations of the mega-server.From the time when this forum had matchup threadsOnly WvW-Newbies believe that wars are decided on the battlefield.The real WvW-profi knows that the propaganda-warface in the forum decides matches.At a time where release notes still contained a WvW-SectionOnly a WvW player knows already, that playing is seriously restricted for two days after every patch.Only a WvW player cannot decide if he should await or fear the next patch.Before culling was fixedOnly a WvW-player feels not alone, if their screen shows only enemies.Only a Wvw-player feels to be in danger, if their screen shows only friends.Only WvW-player are doing AoE to areas with piles of already dead.Only WvW-player aren’t wondering that the pile of deads is AoEing back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercury ranique.2170 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 A Sylvari walks into a bar. The barkeeper yells to him: "hey! Get out! We don't serve your kind! What do you think this is?? A Salad bar?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayra.7405 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Why do Charr love Asura GS-Warrior?! A crispy snack with tooth-cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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