Ooooooh here they come. Its a yak man eater. Yes my friends we are back. Perhaps you've heard of the legends. The rumors. Those are definitely not true. The truth is much more insidious and daunting. You see inside this guild we have a finely honed and well trained force bent on bento boxes, fire spinning retreats and also asking permission before using the bathroom together.
Now this guild isn't for everyone. Let me explain some of the things we are into:
Primarily our amazing guild is designed to be like a Seinfeld episode. We are about everything and nothing at the same time. Once we were on the cover of 'Guild Illustrated' where our illustrious leader showed off a beard with such great potential people openly wept. The copies were burned for the safety of others.
In the guild hall we employ all manner of psychological tools to really get deep into the under belly of our members. Definitely let us know your...proclivities. Oh and Wednesdays are Leather night!
If any of this sounds interesting please drop me a line at Fatherbliss.4701 or join our discord for more merriment than you can shake a Quaggan at: https://discord.gg/SwBRfrt
Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.