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@Ayumi Spender.1082 said:I need to start checking out these npcs. Reading all of this made me laugh, I'm sure I would be in tears if I heard it in game.

I highly encourage it. If you're not in a rush to get somewhere, take the long way and explore a bit. The offsides NPC chatter really adds something to the GW2 world that I don't see in other MMOs, and I love it for that. :)

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asura: Your face is funny. All squished and weird.charr: No, your face is funny. It's like a little raisin.^ still miss those two, and the LA they lived in.

Forgal: I am Forgal, son of Kern. My father was the last Dolyak Shaman! I am a Warmaster of the Vigil! You will never make me kneel!

Trahearne: Here, at the end, I am glad that it's just you and me. We will cleanse Orr together—as we were meant to do.

Kasmeer Meade: What is this place?Taimi: It's a cave.

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Krewe Leader Krattz: Now, what can we deduce about their contraption from the debris?Researcher Dodekk: Congratulations, sir. You appear to have ruined a truly devious scheme.Krewe Leader Krattz: At last, you acknowledge my prudence.Researcher Dodekk: The skritt obviously meant to brew ale here.Krewe Leader Krattz: What?Researcher Dodekk: See for yourself. This looks to have been a crude fermenter, and that was a mash tun.Krewe Leader Krattz: I...see. Still, better secure than regretful. Help me repack the equipment.Researcher Dodekk: Yes, sir.

I'm always fond of Asuran assistants. The horror of having to work for someone demonstrably less intelligent...

Krewe Leader Brij: Fear not, lessers! The specialists have arrived!Krewe Apprentice Liann: I wasn't afraid...right up until the moment we got here.Krewe Leader Brij: How do I get anything done with such feeble minded help? Bah, let's just get to it.Krewe Leader Brij: Is everyone ready?Krewe Apprentice Liann: The arcanopulse matrix seems stable.Krewe Researcher Tyaj: The exocubic capacitor is holding steady.Krewe Leader Brij: A simple "yes" would have sufficed. Now, don't botch the activation. You have no idea how much these aetherovariation modules cost.Krewe Leader Brij: Ready? All together now... Go!Krewe Leader Brij: Oh, and watch out for destroyers. There's a very slight chance they might be attracted to the arcanopulses.Krewe Researcher Tyaj: Wait, what?

[Later]

Krewe Leader Ambr: Volcano readings stabilizing. Good work, Brij!Krewe Leader Brij: Ha! My brilliance wins again!Krewe Apprentice Liann: Brilliant luck, maybe.Krewe Leader Brij: What was that?Krewe Researcher Tyaj: I think she said something about wanting a duck.Krewe Leader Brij: Liann, if you want to have your own krewe some day, you need to think less about pets and more about work. Now collect some samples for the lab.
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@"supa suop.8026" said:"You will never leave this place, D'Alessio. Not until you obey!" -Deimos

Deimos: You will die where and when I decide!Deimos: You will be consumed!Deimos: Your soul will never rest! Your name will forever be poison on the lips of your people!Saul D'Alessio: You have no power over me!Deimos: (demonic laughter)

Saul D'Alessio: "Now i'm free."

Personally loved the Deimos fight, and I hope we get to see more stuff like it in the future.

Keeper Pamir: Remember the old Sunspear saying, Kossan.Kossan: ' You never fight alone...'

It we really nice to hear the Sunspear motto again. I'm kinda surprised that the actual Sunspear npcs did not say it. (They may have said it, and I probably missed it.)

not the direct quote but during the deadhouse event after the mordant guy accuses the sunspear [forgot the name] you help in the event of not being able to defeat him without help of others went like: "oh did you forgot already? sunspear never fight alone"

I am kinda sure there was more of that, altho well hidden and spread along whole map... just like the sunspears :P

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@Rauderi.8706 said:

@"Ayumi Spender.1082" said:I need to start checking out these npcs. Reading all of this made me laugh, I'm sure I would be in tears if I heard it in game.

I highly encourage it. If you're not in a rush to get somewhere, take the long way and explore a bit. The offsides NPC chatter really adds something to the GW2 world that I don't see in other MMOs, and I love it for that. :)

Oh, I do that already, just never can tell which npcs even say anything at times to know which ones to usually sit by.Many of the ones that I've idle by had interesting things to say, and then there's others that either say nothing or make weird noises like "Err...hm... uh... nuh-uh nuh-uh nuh-uh."

Oh and I just remember 2 quotes I like from Skritts that try to get Harpy eggs. Made me laugh the first time I've heard it.

Skritt Thief: Smash, slash, smash! Whoops...smashed egg. Oh well...smash, smash, smash!Skritt Thief: (Screech)ing harpies! Put that in your (screech) and (screech) it! (Screech) you!

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There are soooo many...For example whole Protect the brew event in Queensdale with sister Brenda.

Event already off to a great startAbbot Mathias: Safe journey, sister. Oh—and Brenda?Sister Brenda: Yes, Most Holy?Abbot Mathias: Keep your lips off the barrel this time.

Along the waySister Brenda: Praise the gods! This blessed brew would have gone to waste in uncivilized hands of those ruffians!orSister Brenda: You heathens cannot appreciate the holy wonder of this beer.

I can't help but protect it every damn time i'm nearby xDCan do this event over and over again. Like many others in core maps. Because of npc dialogues all core maps are still amazing and feel more alive than any of expansions actually.

As sister Brenda said herself: That was beautiful. Just beautiful.

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There was a quote from a Charr (female I think), though I don't remember where. Possibly in the Black Citadel. Just random ambient NPC dialog, but I really liked it for some reason and immediately wrote it down on a sticky note to remember.

"That girl's like black powder: One spark and she explodes."

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(Discussing a submarine)Dremel Burnclaw: Tab A fits into slot B? Who wrote these instructions

Iron Legion Soldier: We're all cogs in the machine. Some of us are just smaller and greasier than others

Iron Legion Soldier (2): I still won't get inside that thing without a direct order.Iron Legion Soldier (1): Because?Iron Legion Soldier (2): Because it's designed to sink on purpose.

Iron Legion Soldier (1): Fat floats. They should just insulate the shell with pig fat.Iron Legion Soldier (2): Have you ever smelled rotting pig fat? You'd have a working submarine, but your crew would be vomiting the whole time.

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old LA, the charr and human girl playing behind the bank.charr girl: "hey do you want to play ghost and charr again?"human girl: "only if we can both be charr, I don't want to be some moldy old ghost again."charr girl: "sure, you can be a charr. it doesn't matter to me what you are. let's play"(after running around for some time)human girl: "that was so much fun. I love that game."charr girl: "yea it's great. but do you ever wonder why our nations use to fight?"human girl: "i don't really care. all I know is your my best friend."charr girl: "your mine too. just don't tell my parents, they'll kill us."both gigglehuman girl: I know, grownup can be so dumb sometimes. let me rest a minute and we can play again"

after new LA was built both girls were orphaned and now can be found in the bottom right corner near the pirate JP living with an old asura and their dog data

(again old LA) at the crafting area, the asura asking a human for a recommendation of a smith.asura: "i need an expert blacksmith and money is no object."human: "you have a lot of choices, charr, human, norn, they are all good."asura: "I want high quality, low price, and a minimum of egotistical blather."human: "in that case you defiantly want sylvari."

in season 1 after the tower of nightmares kass and jory's conversationJory: "how did you get out of all that without a single smudge or tear in your dress?"kass: "It's not a dress, it's an illution. you think I would take my best dress into a place like that?"jory: "an illusion, you mean you're..."kass: "naked. is that a problem?"jory: "noooo, not a problem."

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Gooloopa Deeps:"CoooOOOooo... Quaggan likes you. Quaggan could hug you all night long. Here, take this key and wait there for quaggan. You won't be sorry. (wink)" ~Thoorne

Ls 3: Confessor's end"Canach: Oh, Minister Beetlestone, you did not disappoint. Why on Tyria do you think he has a painting of Captain Thackeray in here?PC: That's... Maybe because... If he thought... You know what? We should probably never tell Logan about this.Canach: Agreed. That man's been through enough. And this would probably scar him worse than being stuffed in a blighting pod."

Personal story: Killing fields"If I see another one of you asura trying to levitate instead of march, I'm giving you gravity boots!" ~Vigil tactician

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