[NA][PvX]Intense Pleasure [Mmm] - chill guild LFM filthy casuals to insomniacs. New/vet all welcome — Guild Wars 2 Forums

[NA][PvX]Intense Pleasure [Mmm] - chill guild LFM filthy casuals to insomniacs. New/vet all welcome

Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭
edited September 25, 2019 in Looking For Guild

Every guild has a history. Avoid watching videos if you're eating/drinking. You're welcome.
We're the only guild ad with silver reward on reddit sub forum ;] ^.^


A little too much about us

  • Our guild started with 4 loners doing drunk Dragon's Stand, got caught up in guild politics. We got hurt, left, then went our own ways till I got sick of playing with my bean alone. So I turned my personal bank into this.
    It was just a few weeks before PoF release, but a year later, we climaxed at level 69. Located at Windswept Haven.
    If some skip getting laid to join a specific guild event, you know how much Intense Pleasure we’re pumping out.
    This post gonna be slong. If you don’t read and swallow it all, you clearly don’t deserve us cuz spitters are quitters >:]
    Since a lot been switching jobs/moving to different states/games, we also have 1/3 inactive, it’s that time to refresh our roster with fresh meat. We tend to keep the medium girth for ultimate satisfaction without complication. Mum said size matters sometimes.
    TL;DR skim through bold texts for our main info. Requirements for Potential Members and time table below.

  • The guild will not only be a home for me and my homies, but also for filthy casuals and drama free folks.
    You want to get online and enjoy every kitten pecks of the game, minus drama? You’ve come to the right place.
    Why solo when you can have an extra hand for rubbing? Why run with people nagging like your co-workers? Or who treat this like a job? Why so serious?
    Come on now. The whole guild thing should be fun! The choice is in your hand. (Prefer a clean one)

  • We're on the thick side, but not overly populated so we have a chance to get to know you from your head to your toe. Mmm
    We have players from Murica, Snow Mexican, Kiwi, Downlander, some in Pacific Ocean, lurkers from Europe, etc.
    The fact that people in remote areas try to bypass security to sneak in our Discord voice; plus, how many gamer gorls we have is a big testament for how fun we are as a guild.
    We also make many discoveries that we're proud of. Like this.

  • Our primary goal is to mentor new/returning players and fuel their passion. So they can pick up the pace while get to know each other dirty little secrets better.
    This is from one guildie, quoted from our Discord: “i've had the game since early 2013 or 2014 and barely leveled one account to 80 and despite buying HOT on launch i never played it very much at all despite my professed "love" for the game, but once i joined this guild it gave me a reason to play, it reminded me of all the things i had enjoyed and the sense of community that made guild wars 2 special."
    Some people found their unlucky way to our post on either reddit or gw2 forum. Other than that, we singlehandedly pick our members. So we know exactly what we're looking for and the personalities that suit our standards.

  • Our motto is play the game, not the meta. Join for the fun, and stay for the pleasure.
    You’re highly encouraged to run builds that scream your personality.
    We have an absolutely no repping environment. We have members who rep 98% of their other guild(s) cuz they have to, or get kicked. But they run 87% of their time with us in-game and Discord.
    Repping a guild to us is to show off which hole you're from, it shouldn't be a dealbreaker. Although, we lie a little. We'd appreciated if you rep in guild events so we can round up the numbers. And do rep us during childbirths so we can receive the credits.

  • We're working professionals, scientists, doctors, nurses, drug dealers, strippers, toe lickers, etc. We understand time is of the essence. Or if you can only play a little naughty every night, you probably don't want to waste time with an unfit group of people. Or worse, end up stressing out in a toxic environment.
    We want to improve ourselves as players but we don't want it to be our second job. Ever.
    Let's have fun getting it on!
    If there's any heated moment, we talk it out like grown-ups. We refuse to play the cold war game (aka no talking). Cuz it'll only fuel unnecessary drama due to further misunderstandings.

  • We’ve groomed so many generations of players, especially social anxiety folks and loners.
    We’re proud to bite them lightly so they could be open to pugging for group contents.
    When they best themselves, they venture to high end guilds, but still check up on us on a full moon. That’s the type of community we try to uphold.

  • Got a guild website. It's a big, bad, outdated one.
    Eventually, we're aspired to make it into the Snow Crows but for casuals, and funsies uptime.
    Our ancient site hasn't been touched since the guild release and would need a lawnmower. But it has huge base info from drop-down menus. We hope new players find it useful when starting out. Things you can focus on a specific part of the game. Wikipedia can be a pain to navigate.
    One of our guild mates comments: "dude thisa website is super informative :open_mouth:"
    https://intensepleasure.wordpress.com


What we do

  • We're passionate lovers when it comes to fractals.
    The scratching, biting, pinching type of passion. It is one of the most rewarding end-game contents, and open to those who own none of the expansions to certain levels.
    Hence we choose it to be our main PvE focus. It promotes team play and helps us grow closer.
    Since the guild's establishment, we run fractal training almost nightly, and has trained approximately over 124 people now on different tiers, with pugs and ex-guildies included. Not big of a number but it's honest work.
    We strike to level the majority to at least tier 3. So nobody has to pick up groups. Ever again.
    I personally run fractal CMs train on Sundays.
    However, if you have a group of 2-4 players, I would escort you for tier 1 train. On most eve of weekdays around 8-9pm CST.
    Other vets also group up with new players from time to time. Please don't be afraid to ask~
    Absolutely no experience, nor gears required to start doing fractals. You don’t even have to be level 80!
    Do say something in guild chat/Discord before LFG because we want to run with you. Together.
    That's the point of having guildies, right?
    Bring in the kitten!
    First day of Slippery Slope. 100CM! Omegalul

  • We are chillax sPvP players
    Some of us are in gold/platinum divisions, duo/put up against top 30, or on the leaderboard ourselves.
    Now we mostly play unranked for funsies, especially for daily completion, or occasional sPvP guild missions.
    sPvP is only fun to play with friends, even if getting killed and stomped en masse. Just laugh at ourselves on voice comm, or hear the girls freak out and scream cuz they get jumped at. Definitely more than enough fun a doctor can prescribe for your heart.
    We also exchange homemade/theory crafting builds that are so scary none dares to try.

  • We embrace drinking metas/fungeons/raids (Have to adult in order to join. Although it's not always involved drinking)
    "Alcoholism not required but strongly encouraged".
    We run dungeons because they’re nostalgic af. Just kidding.
    We have dungeoneers who can teach you anything you need to know about sex dungeons, dragons, and more. We're trying to make kitten dungeons fun dungeons a thing again. Because fungeons are one of the best places to test builds, get rekt, or get familiar with a new class. There are lots of achieves and achieve points for doing dungeons too! And map breaking.
    They're also free access to people who don't own any expansions. Currently we're running them quite spontaneous but usually on the weekends.
    Here's our take on a drunk dungeon tour.

  • We raid
    To us, raiding should be a big bad orgy with full of laughters.
    No gear check, however, require matching underwear. (If you happen to wear them at all)
    Off-meta builds are acceptable, as long as you do your homework and pull the numbers. Or at least know which side of your face to smash against the keyboard.
    Our stand for raid is simple. 2 things.
    One. We're not Gods and can't pull dead weights.
    Two. Meta is the optimal standard, but it shouldn't hinder you from joining/learning mechanics.
    Therefore you can run any class you have your eyes on. We'd help with build crafting so you will love what you run and it makes learning a breeze.
    Even if you're new, and you don't have a big wallet in-game to afford these fancy panties, you can still enjoy the contents.
    Now we do late night shenanigan training on Fri/Sat night. Although we try to run our train often during weekdays around 8-9pm CST.
    One of our first music trains~

  • Typical girl missions run on Friday night, starting @8-9pm CST.
    We want to move guild missions to a different night cuz it overlaps WvW reset hours. But most peeps just save that time slot to catch up with us, so we keep going on Friday night. 8 peeps in voice are newbies on a mission night.
    Since we max out guild hall, we tend to dedicate that time into training raids, doing various group contents like meta events, achieve hunting, etc.
    Our missions can be activated at any time, by a lot of members. You don't have to wait for any officer, just ask around and group together.
    Guild commendations generated from missions are great to get early starting ascended trinkets.
    Discord is highly recommended for team sexicommunication and explanation.

  • We have bring-your-own-booze events on Saturday nights. Like dis.
    It's when Discord is crowded with kitten and giggles. We promise no satisfaction since our insurance hasn't covered for that part. Yet. But you'd save 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to us. And sometimes we do need professional help..

  • So far we've run Dragon's Stand drinking meta, finding Princess, group jumping puzzles, guild races, slo-mo hp trains, Becky wanna smash sPvP night, gambling dates, drunk Arah, card against humanity nights out.
    In the future, we hope to incorporate guild hide and seek, guild truth or dare, guild karaoke, guild movie night, etc.
    With each event, we try to invent our own rules to take shots/sips if you're drinking. Or just something to have a laugh at. You can join drinking juices/milk/water/me. No drinkingcism.


Potential members

  • 21+. Our bouncers will ID check you upon joining.
    And in order to apply for the 'Gamer Grill' tag on Discord, you have to send nudes to Deddy.
    We’re not quite je ne sais quoi “family friendly” that you can’t even say a kitten swear word.
    We're also not an ERP (erotic roleplay) guild as much as our guild tag implies. Sad, isn't it?
    There’ll be banters, F bomb, C bomb, you name it. We're very classy though, we only drop them on special occasions. Or not.
    There's no filter around here, at the same time, we're not bad sailors. We would somewhat prefer you to not be a very bad one.
    We keep our Discord clean from kitten and too much vulgarity so it's safe for work.
    We have quite a crowd in their sexy 30s while the rest are 23+, women and men.
    There’s some exceptions for 19 and 20. But, they have to possess either kissable lips or a spankable derrière. Mmm.
    We pick a mature crowd so we could hold a decent, rather spicy conversation. Plus, it won't make you feel out of place in a bunch of teenagers when you're sexy and you know it.
    Anyone at any level, new/experienced, with some unholy common sense.
    Who want a no stress zone, and a laid back community to play contents together, you are all very welcome.

  • DO NOT talk about anime. It’ll likely go on for hours and kill your phone battery.

  • You're highly encouraged to get on Discord with us. This is quite important!
    We tend to have Discord toggled on while playing. Even if we play different games/game contents. It makes MMO an MMO with communication, does it not?
    Discord remains our source of interaction during the day when we're at work doing NSFW adult stuff. That's the only way to get to know you before we could group up at night, if any.
    By that, we didn't mean the same group of people get on voice chat and just talk about themselves. Nah. But it's a whole community use it for interactions, either via text or voice chat. It's still a mean of communication.
    It's ok if you don't have a microphone, or under irl circumstances, you cannot talk.
    We will never force you to do anything you're not comfy with.
    The girls, however, may "sexually" harass you if you don't talk dirty to them (You wish!)
    The ability to listen is a must. Sometimes. Discord makes training runs/guild missions/most group contents 10 times smoother. And we're here to do group contents, right?
    We understand wholeheartedly if your voice may cause certain body fluidity reactions to us and that's what you're afraid of. Fear Not This Night and let your voice kitten be heard! Or if you're muted, you can still use Discord to hear us and reply through in-game text chat.
    Plus, it will give us a chance to get to know you better. Otherwise, we'd be chatting like acquaintances in those 400+ member guilds.

  • We don't judge a book by its cover and have been recruiting people who just turned into new mums/dads, LGBTQA, couples, special needs, etc.
    We'd treat you with respect and we'd want the same thing in return.
    We want our community to be rich with different backgrounds, stories and even accents. Our peeps are mature oriented, at the same time we don't take kitten seriously. This is a game and casual at its best too.
    We group up to play other games, like D3, Smite, Overwatch, Monster Hunter World, Tom Clancy's The Division 2.
    But GW2 remains our babe for the rich lore, endless exploration and group events never get old.

  • There's only one thing to strictly keep in mind is to respect others, regarding of their genders, statuses, races, nationalities, religions, or sexual orientations.
    We maybe beautiful for our own good but we don't want to be featured in a soap opera series.
    For that, we don’t tolerate drama, sexism, harassment, or verbal abuse under any case, especially against our female part of the population. In which we have quite a growing number.
    Ooh and no elitism. If it makes your kitten appear 1.5 times bigger to always be right and look down to someone else, you're in the wrong neighborhood yo.

  • Since work/school/quickie gets in the way during the day, we often get online and play after reset.
    (Reset time is 7pm CST)
    So we'll want anyone who can fit these bills:

          * OCX time. Aussies: 11:30am – 5:30pm ACST, Kiwis: 3pm – 9pm NZDT.
          * NA time. 8/9pm CST until 2/3am CST. NA insomniacs, where you at?
    
  • Aren't you tired when joining a new guild and get asked to represent them? Like what? You barely know anybody there.
    If you're a big lurker, and let's be real, you never really run anything with your 400+ member guilds. You're there for the max guild hall benefits and eventually leave because they’re glorified map chats that you can’t keep up with.
    Or end up playing with yourself too often because your smaller guilds are too dang small to satisfy you have anyone to play with. It's just no one is online when you do.
    Time to put an end to all that misery, hiding, and lurking. Come out and play, you * censored *.
    Although our thick, medium size might not reflect anything because we have members who are inactive for a millennia. We don't have a heart to kick them. Yet.
    We got a rich vein of ore you’d love to swing a few times for extra experiences if our offer is not moist enough already.

  • We won't ask 100 first-date questions when you apply to join.
    Consider us an upscale lounge. Come, have a few drinks on the house and get to know each other better, shall we?
    Ask for an invite, we'd provide one. Ask for any extra service, we will charge upon the hour. Jk.
    Not what you're looking for? Our door is open 24/7. No hard feeling.
    We require some common sense, and humor. When it’s needed, you’re not afraid to get down and get dirty. Ooh baby.
    We have fun in the alloted time while trying our best for the team/the guild. That's the mentality in almost anything guild related.
    If you read this far (we secretly hope you do), and you've been nodding with a few things being said and soon to be done, that is more than enough to show our chemistry.
    We hope to expand that chemistry into a beautiful relationship. The deeper the better. (That's what she said)

  • If any of the above hits your Gspot, whisper in our ear your account name (ex: NUDE.1234), or let us know your sluttiest character name. Or simply comment here if you're an exhibitionist.
    We cannot wait to bend you over, and do all these wonderful things you can't wait to experience yourself. We know you're biting your bottom lip just thinking about it now.
    We wish you an incredible day/night wherever the f you are.
    We also thank you very much for your precious time to tap into this enormous zone post and consider us at some point.
    And of course be stupidly brave enough to apply.
    Sometimes people just don't click, no matter what. We understand that. #feelbadman if it happens between us.
    If you pass us by, we wish you nothing but the best of luck in finding your one true home.
    If you have further questions regarding our guild, feel free to shoot them, preferably on the belly. Not the hair! God kitten it.
    We'll get to you as soon as we are able to. We're waiting patiently for your reply. Until then
    P.S. I can't believe you read this kitten post all the way through. Sigh.

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Comments

  • bersy.4501 might be interested

  • Hit me up, I'm eastern time zone so I might be of no use but then I again I only COME one time of the year!!(Get it? ANNUALsquatch) hahah

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @bersy.4501 said:
    bersy.4501 might be interested

    sending an invite~ cya around!

    @AnnualSquatch.5170 said:
    Hit me up, I'm eastern time zone so I might be of no use but then I again I only COME one time of the year!!(Get it? ANNUALsquatch) hahah

    ooh la la. we may have to make that occasion extra special since you only come once =p invite sent!

  • I am interested in joining as well. It seems like a very... intimate experience full of fun. plus i am alone..............soo......theres that....annnnyways yes
    LovesLost.5390 if you wish to hit me up pretty new to game though as a forewarning sorry in advance

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @LovesLost.5390 said:
    I am interested in joining as well. It seems like a very... intimate experience full of fun. plus i am alone..............soo......theres that....annnnyways yes
    LovesLost.5390 if you wish to hit me up pretty new to game though as a forewarning sorry in advance

    or it was fun i should say xd kinda calm down and a bit quiet since everyone is laying low still. but everything else i can run you through if you have trouble finding. don't forget about our guild website too =]
    cya around soon!

  • Hey i was seeing if you were still looking for members? Just started playing again, been playing off and on since gw2 came out, but havent really found a guild that stuck around. MY sn gpchopstix.6813

  • SimplyFresh.1492SimplyFresh.1492 Member
    edited June 5, 2018

    Hello, I am interested in joining. I haven't played GW2 since Heart of Thorns first released, but I'm starting to get back into this game and I'm loving it very much. My name is SimplyFresh.1492

    Also, do I need to be in the same server as the Guild? I am on Tarnished Coast.

  • Hi, I'm a filthy casual learning the game and I really like the attitude and mentality behind your guild and was wondering if I could get an invite? Shovelkin.3706

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @gpchopstix.6813 said:
    Hey i was seeing if you were still looking for members? Just started playing again, been playing off and on since gw2 came out, but havent really found a guild that stuck around. MY sn gpchopstix.6813

    hope you'll stick around this time. i sent ya an invite in-game. see you around =]

    @SimplyFresh.1492 said:
    Hello, I am interested in joining. I haven't played GW2 since Heart of Thorns first released, but I'm starting to get back into this game and I'm loving it very much. My name is SimplyFresh.1492

    Also, do I need to be in the same server as the Guild? I am on Tarnished Coast.

    this game is very casual and nice to play with friends. servers aren't a thing unless you play wvw game mode. but soon there won't be any more megaservers since devs are working on the new system that is for guild vs guild and alliances alike.

    @Shovelkin.3706 said:
    Hi, I'm a filthy casual learning the game and I really like the attitude and mentality behind your guild and was wondering if I could get an invite? Shovelkin.3706

    i sent chu an invite in-game. see you soon =]

  • Im definitely interested

  • I really interested with this guild, been looking for guilds but idk which guild i could stay with. I want to join with my bf too if possible xD
    Both of us are from SEA timezone, i usually play at random time, but possibly i play at night. But my bf is playing at random times too since he is working. Both of us are filthy casual, but i'm a returning player, and my bf is a new player.
    If you're okay with this condition, here's my bf ID : handjoko.1735

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @Wizardauz.3761 said:
    Im definitely interested

    sent ya in invite in-game. see you soon!

    @Luraissu.9681 said:
    I really interested with this guild, been looking for guilds but idk which guild i could stay with. I want to join with my bf too if possible xD
    Both of us are from SEA timezone, i usually play at random time, but possibly i play at night. But my bf is playing at random times too since he is working. Both of us are filthy casual, but i'm a returning player, and my bf is a new player.
    If you're okay with this condition, here's my bf ID : handjoko.1735

    i used to work nightshift so when i'm awake, it's night time for SEA xD but it's not an option anymore sadly.
    although it may fit you guys since we have players play at random times too. lol. also our late night would be your late afternoon so that may work out? who knows.
    we just want a home to interact with others mostly. i sent invites to you both xD

  • SnickersZ.3026SnickersZ.3026 Member
    edited June 8, 2018

    Hey im hella interested in joining up with you guys! this would be my first proper guild and it seems like it would be a good first experience. Im a probably as filthy as it gets when it comes to casual i don even have world completion :astonished: but i really do love the idea of a close knit friend guild. I live right in NA central time so i should be okay with the times, itd be really nice to get to talk to you a little! ID: SnickersZ.3026

  • I'm returning, I played way back when GW2 was launched, been to other MMOs but I feel like giving this another shot. I'd love an invite if you guys are still accepting members!

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @SnickersZ.3026 said:
    Hey im hella interested in joining up with you guys! this would be my first proper guild and it seems like it would be a good first experience. Im a probably as filthy as it gets when it comes to casual i don even have world completion :astonished: but i really do love the idea of a close knit friend guild. I live right in NA central time so i should be okay with the times, itd be really nice to get to talk to you a little! ID: SnickersZ.3026

    yay to first proper guild! it'll be my very pleasure to tear your first stamp.
    i give up on it. got 2% map completion in more than a year. lol.
    i'll pull your Snickers close up and send an invite =D cya soon.
    we usually do our t4s quick then training t1s right after. and if anyone up for more, play some chill sPvP then bed time. i run more stuff on Sundays like hp train or whatever events everyone's fancy. our time is matchy. we should be good =D

    @deadsyeren.9583 said:
    I'm returning, I played way back when GW2 was launched, been to other MMOs but I feel like giving this another shot. I'd love an invite if you guys are still accepting members!

    hii. welcome back! yes, we're still inviting. half of our guildies are here but not "really here" since they're in their new guild, just spying on us mostly.
    we need more players to play the game with =]
    this MMO is pretty casual. it's nice to play. i'm sending you an invite. cya soon!

  • if yall still adding new peeps i wanna join as well ! Kachup.6974 hit me up !!

  • I've played off and on for past 3 or so years, mostly because i did things solo and it dragged out, felt like it was time for a change of pace. I want to get into learning the dungeons/fractals/raids/etc.

    If yall are still inviting more, i'm game.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @Kachup.6974 said:
    if yall still adding new peeps i wanna join as well ! Kachup.6974 hit me up !!

    i added you in game. cya around Kachup =]

    @Tapri.1372 said:
    I've played off and on for past 3 or so years, mostly because i did things solo and it dragged out, felt like it was time for a change of pace. I want to get into learning the dungeons/fractals/raids/etc.

    If yall are still inviting more, i'm game.

    i solo for the longest as well. joined guild but mostly just doing my own thing till i got involved and the drama scured me. lol try to rebuild our home better this time.
    i'm sending you an invite. hope to play some more soon!

  • I am very interested in joining up, long-time soloer looking for some friends to play with seems like a fun group!

  • Interested in joining! My friend and I have recently started playing (he's coming back after a long time, I'm taking over a family members account). We've played World of Warcraft for about a decade (separately till a few years ago) and have decided we need a new game. We were very into raiding and the new hardcore dungeons they introduced last xpac and are looking for a good guild to get started into Fractals in GW2.

    Would love to join a group of fun people!

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @Heldanex.7405 said:
    I am very interested in joining up, long-time soloer looking for some friends to play with seems like a fun group!

    come on in. hope to see ya soon in game =]

    @Alienrazor.3106 said:
    Interested in joining! My friend and I have recently started playing (he's coming back after a long time, I'm taking over a family members account). We've played World of Warcraft for about a decade (separately till a few years ago) and have decided we need a new game. We were very into raiding and the new hardcore dungeons they introduced last xpac and are looking for a good guild to get started into Fractals in GW2.

    Would love to join a group of fun people!

    welcome! if you leave your friend account name, i'd invite him as well. we can train raids if we have enough people signing up and joining since it's a 10 man content and on a timer. as much as casual as we can get, gonna need some big kitten dps. haha. but fractals are nice introductions into raids and they have lots of mechanics to learn too.
    hope you find it fun here.

  • Am filthy casual. Would be interested in joining.
    I've played on and off since early 2013 and got really into it back around PoF release, had a falling out with some friends/FFXIV former-raid members, then left until recently. Only at 72 mastery rip.
    I'm interested in learning raids and more fractals, although, I can't pick a main now to save my life. I played Chrono before PoF released, but with all of the new specs, I'm just too interested in too many to decide.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    hey there, welcome back! i had a fall out with some friends too. i know exactly how it feels. but would love to just rebuild our casual bunch again and chill through contents in game.
    we run fractal trainings nightly. a bit late on CST time since i get home from work late. but hop on and join the Discord, it'll be our main comm during the runs.
    you could test out a character in pvp lobby. it'll max out both elite specs. so you can have time to play around without any commitment. then find something you fancy and get the elite trained. we usually run hp trains on Sunday afternoon/evening.
    as far as our new recruits, a lot are still new to end game contents so we've yet to set foot in raids. it's a 10 man content and with more mechanics than fractals and require a lot of teamwork. although, i've been talking with some of my officers and they'd like to run one sometime soon =] sent ya an invite. cya around soon o/

  • hey this sounds fun could you send me an invite or pm when you can

  • Nox.6785Nox.6785 Member ✭✭

    Sounds like my kind of party. Leave the lights on and the pants off, cheers. Nox.6785

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @Jibbles.4385 said:
    hey this sounds fun could you send me an invite or pm when you can

    sent ya one =p

    @Nox.6785 said:
    Sounds like my kind of party. Leave the lights on and the pants off, cheers. Nox.6785

    ooh baby. i'm leaving the lights on. hope you find your way here. mmm

  • Tron.1763Tron.1763 Member ✭✭
    edited June 24, 2018

    REMOVED per IJS

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    there's a lil problem. i invited you before. you left within an hour or so of joining. so i'm not sure you'd stay this time or just going to guild hopping.

  • Sirreelz.2375Sirreelz.2375 Member
    edited June 22, 2018

    Hi! I'm a fairly new player without any guilds interested in learning a lot more about the game! Add/PM me if you are still looking for newer players Sirreelz.2375

  • Hello! I saw you respond to my LFGuild post and I would be more than happy to join :D

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @Sirreelz.2375 said:
    Hi! I'm a fairly new player without any guilds interested in learning a lot more about the game! Add/PM me if you are still looking for newer players Sirreelz.2375

    hey. welcome to the game. install discord and throw questions whenever. also don't forget about our website https://intensepleasure.wordpress.com

    @XxkutKOOLkillaxX.6250 said:
    Hello! I saw you respond to my LFGuild post and I would be more than happy to join :D

    invited ya. wait, saw you already. lol. have fun!

  • Hey! would be glad to join you guys, new player willing to learn about fractals and such! =)

  • Sounds fun! Send an invite when you can!

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    @Samus Aran.2467 said:
    Hey! would be glad to join you guys, new player willing to learn about fractals and such! =)

    hey there. welcome! i run fractal trainings almost nightly now unless i get home from work very late and can't run much besides my own dailies xd

    @tokidoki.5372 said:
    Sounds fun! Send an invite when you can!

    sent ya an invite. see you around! make sure to install Discord.

  • I'm interested, been looking for a SoS guild for a while since returning.

  • sleepyweasel.3157sleepyweasel.3157 Member
    edited July 13, 2018

    This guild sounds like it hits all of the right spots.

    I left the game a few years ago for many of the reasons you described, and I'm glad there are people out there who feel the same way I do about the game. Back with a few 80s and just finished HoT PoF and LS content. Now looking for great people to play end game content and screw around with on fun drunken weekend nights. Just like college, only now I can afford better beer.

    Count me in if you're still looking for people to join - same goes for my better half:

    sleepyweasel.3157
    AsteredOceans.1437

  • Just quitted WoW hardcore raiding and now im in search of a good guild to give me a home. I mainly play guardian and really interested in world activities and raiding.

    Im interested.

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    edited July 14, 2018

    @Subsparx.3768 said:
    I'm interested, been looking for a SoS guild for a while since returning.

    hi there. i sent ya an invite. although we're not a wvw raiding guild. if you want to group up and roam sometimes, that can be achievable too!

    @sleepyweasel.3157 said:
    This guild sounds like it hits all of the right spots.

    I left the game a few years ago for many of the reasons you described, and I'm glad there are people out there who feel the same way I do about the game. Back with a few 80s and just finished HoT PoF and LS content. Now looking for great people to play end game content and screw around with on fun drunken weekend nights. Just like college, only now I can afford better beer.

    Count me in if you're still looking for people to join - same goes for my better half:

    sleepyweasel.3157
    AsteredOceans.1437

    i still haven't finished LW contents. lol. i just feel forced to play them every quarter with their new episodes. while there are still lots to catch up in game.
    but we have returning players with us now and decide to make a home, or at least whenever they have the time to play.
    y'all are welcome to join. i send you both invites. also better beer is everything if i have to say so myself. hehe. we have an open world drinking meta tonight as well as some gizmo hunting, and/or shenanigan raiding. not sure which one a go first but i hope you guys attend!

    @Meenu.4608 said:
    Just quitted WoW hardcore raiding and now im in search of a good guild to give me a home. I mainly play guardian and really interested in world activities and raiding.

    Im interested.

    hi ya. i sent you an invite. hope to see you soon! we have a guild event tonight doing some open world event and drunk raid (maybe) to let loose a lil bit since it's Saturday. come join!

  • D B.3059D B.3059 Member
    edited July 15, 2018

    TOTAL SUBMISSIVE looking for big daddy's to teach me how to play :3 (New Player) Don't be afraid to spank if i do something wrong 0w0. I'm currently playing as a Thief, hopefully I don't steal your heart from the immense pleasure I want to give you.
    WILL WEAR WHATEVER SEXY COSTUMES YOU GIVE ME.
    Am Australian, but it's not like i'm going to be sleeping anytime soon after reading all that. Is it just me or is it getting rather hot in here??

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @D B.3059 said:
    TOTAL SUBMISSIVE looking for big daddy's to teach me how to play :3 (New Player) Don't be afraid to spank if i do something wrong 0w0. I'm currently playing as a Thief, hopefully I don't steal your heart from the immense pleasure I want to give you.
    WILL WEAR WHATEVER SEXY COSTUMES YOU GIVE ME.
    Am Australian, but it's not like i'm going to be sleeping anytime soon after reading all that. Is it just me or is it getting rather hot in here??

    mmm big deddy is always avail for teaching a thing or two ;] you can pull me hard anytime you see me.
    we run lots of guild events, maybe a bit "early" for you. i'm not so sure. around 10-11pm CDT for orgies. check this hour for time zone converter.
    http://www.thetimezoneconverter.com
    sending you a guild invite. also install discord as well for voice p.orn.

  • @Hex.2579 said:

    @D B.3059 said:
    TOTAL SUBMISSIVE looking for big daddy's to teach me how to play :3 (New Player) Don't be afraid to spank if i do something wrong 0w0. I'm currently playing as a Thief, hopefully I don't steal your heart from the immense pleasure I want to give you.
    WILL WEAR WHATEVER SEXY COSTUMES YOU GIVE ME.
    Am Australian, but it's not like i'm going to be sleeping anytime soon after reading all that. Is it just me or is it getting rather hot in here??

    mmm big deddy is always avail for teaching a thing or two ;] you can pull me hard anytime you see me.
    we run lots of guild events, maybe a bit "early" for you. i'm not so sure. around 10-11pm CDT for orgies. check this hour for time zone converter.
    http://www.thetimezoneconverter.com
    sending you a guild invite. also install discord as well for voice p.orn.

    Hey!! Sent in-game message! I think I want to join.. :)

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @z AcE Ov SpAdeZ.2047 said:
    Hey!! Sent in-game message! I think I want to join.. :)

    welcome back returner! ready check go!

  • Sounds like fun! Please hit me with that ginvite, boss.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @CottonBallPeople.2630 said:
    Sounds like fun! Please hit me with that ginvite, boss.

    sending an invite~ hope to see you soon! xD

  • This guild sounds absolutely degen, I think I want in.

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭

    @sigone.3278 said:
    This guild sounds absolutely degen, I think I want in.

    haha. invite sent

  • Hello I'd love an invite! (I clicked because of that 'Mmm' tag)
    Returning player but not a veteran either :'D I'm currently playing on a toaster with potato net, but I hope to progress through fractals and hopefully to raids after I move!

  • Hex.2579Hex.2579 Member ✭✭✭
    edited July 24, 2018

    @Cold.8271 said:
    Hello I'd love an invite! (I clicked because of that 'Mmm' tag)
    Returning player but not a veteran either :'D I'm currently playing on a toaster with potato net, but I hope to progress through fractals and hopefully to raids after I move!

    ooh boy, toaster and potato in one dish, sounds like fun! xD i used to play on my macbook laptop with low fps, i feel the fun you're having right now.
    if you need help with anything, just throw questions on discord/guild chat. invite sent!

  • I'm a new player looking for a guild to join, and wanting to learn more about fractals.

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    @Yanceman.2469 said:
    I'm a new player looking for a guild to join, and wanting to learn more about fractals.

    hihi. welcome. sending you an invite =]

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