Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 PVE branch is closed for repairs. Danke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.1430 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 If you're hearing a whole bunch of "Baaaa" in the /say chat. You're in the right place, THE GOAT PLACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 Really the best way I've found to get to know people is to slowly move up against them and whisper "precursor" in a low sultry voice. This guild gets precisely 0.000000009% more loot than any other in the game still playing. Its amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 1, 2019 Author Share Posted February 1, 2019 Alice Cooper is the greatest commander on the field of all time. I’m not sure which field. But I know this to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 We have a community that showers together. Its only weird when someone starts singing that Rebecca Black song. Those folks have to bring beverages back for the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 The best way to find us is look for the people screaming across the maps, telling incredibly bad puns and then we have that one guy who always does dad jokes. They are temporarily funny until you realize it took a chunk of your soul. I'm so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 You do know that a Yak when viewed from afar looks suspiciously like a Pink Panther right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 Now featuring litter boxes in the hope that we can lure forth the great and dreaded mount of WvW. No one has seen it yet. Could be a yeti. Probably isn't a cat bus. Who knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant.2306 Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Good day!I may be interested in learning more and applying to join. I've been a part of a guild on Fort Aspenwood since launch, which was mostly a tight group of friends. Most of them have moved on to other games, with little interest of coming back. It has left the old guild feeling fairly stagnant, and now myself and another guild-mate are looking for a new guild to keep us interested, try new things, meet new people, etc. That is all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 24, 2019 Author Share Posted February 24, 2019 @Tyrant.2306 said:Good day!I may be interested in learning more and applying to join. I've been a part of a guild on Fort Aspenwood since launch, which was mostly a tight group of friends. Most of them have moved on to other games, with little interest of coming back. It has left the old guild feeling fairly stagnant, and now myself and another guild-mate are looking for a new guild to keep us interested, try new things, meet new people, etc. That is all! Hello Tyrant! I can certainly understand where you are coming from there. I've known a number of excellent guilds (some of which I'm in) that have left for one reason or another. We are pretty tight knit community with GW2 still being our main focus. This is a WvW guild that is now expanding into PVE in order try out all the content in the game. You both can certainly join the discord, get a feel for our level of shenanigans and see if we are a fit. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 The best way to defeat any foe is to get under their skin. Which is why we wear all of this fabulous fashion darling. The end gams is glamour. When we do a little turn on the catwalk you’ll know that it’s on. Except we are dirty goats at heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 Sometimes the best methods are those that leave you breathless, wearing only that strange leather harness and crying out for more. Gold. Obviously I'm talking about gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 Cha cha one time. Sliiiiiiiide to my right. Sliiiiiiide to the guild. Shuffle forward one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Bomb.4185 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Is this guild available to join if I'm in Maguuma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 7, 2019 Author Share Posted April 7, 2019 @Cactus Bomb.4185 said:Is this guild available to join if I'm in Maguuma?Of course! Assuming you want to come hang out and do some PVE. :) Though I am collecting interested folks for alliances also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Bomb.4185 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Absolutely!! PvE is my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Bomb.4185 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 @Fatherbliss.4701 Invite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 @Cactus Bomb.4185 said:@Fatherbliss.4701 Invite?Sure thing Cactus! Let me send you one when I get back on in a bit. Or if you follow the discord link here and ask someone can get you in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 Once we formed into a giant herd and stormed the bastille of Lion's Arch looking for chips. Sadly we only found avocados and some strange people wearing flannel. It was upon that day that the Church was formed to join this important movement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 I'm sitting here waiting for my thai food delivery which means its a lovely time to placate the masses to join the guild. We have free range thieves, some mild taco sauce and extra creamy verde for those in the back. Not for the faint of heart. Please look for me in fine dining establishments all over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 6, 2019 Author Share Posted June 6, 2019 Perhaps a wizened wizard crept up to you one day and shaved a strange and archaic symbol into your nether regions. If this is so you've likely not only met me but its important that you pay your back rent. And the front rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shana.9371 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Hi there. I was interested in joining your guild. My discord is Achilles#7110. I will be out for part of the day, I sent you a message in guild wars. I hope to hear back from you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 6, 2019 Author Share Posted June 6, 2019 @Dana.9863 said:Hi there. I was interested in joining your guild. My discord is Achilles#7110. I will be out for part of the day, I sent you a message in guild wars. I hope to hear back from you soon. Aha! That was you. :) Excellent. I'd be glad to have you along on our glorious adventures. I'll flip you an invite in game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icingdeath.1325 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 ........This seems like the Guild I have been waiting for. Also, a bearded leader like yourself. An invite would be much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 @Icingdeath.1325 said:........This seems like the Guild I have been waiting for. Also, a bearded leader like yourself. An invite would be much appreciated. I knew you would come to this place, time and stance. Membership approved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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