Warrior: thief, why do you go 1v4?
Thief: tactical suicide
Me: how can holo heal this much?
Other player: dodge it.
Me: ranger, why are you always run away from me?
Ranger: i am gay.
Mesmer: my team is useless.
Warrior: can you specify?
(Mesmer kept typing while standing at base)
Warrior: report mesmer for idle.
Ranger (soulbeast playing broken build) whispers: enjoy you permaban.
Me: why? Because i killed you?
Ranger: my dad works in Anet and he will ban you because you cheater.
Me: thief, stop jumping around.
Thief: can't i am high
Random player: join islam
Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?
Some guy: mesmer is broken.
Me: yeah, that's why it uses shatter.
Revenant: you are better than nobody.
Me: so, you are nobody?
Guardian: kitten, our team have necro.
Our necromancer: don't worry, their team have two.
(Our team is losing)
Warrior: don't worry, i know how can we win
(Warrior leaves the game)
Elementalist: thieves suck now
(Elementalists get killed several times by a thief in any team and leaves the game)
Thief: deadeye isn't broken at all, it got nerfed.
(same thief then 1shots a warrior)
(I playing on my alt ranger and kill holosmith)
He: nice build.
He: delete this character.
(Holosmith 1shots 3 of my team mates from STEALTH)
Me: holo deals broke damage
Holosmith: no, you just need to dodge the burst
Necromancer: i am selling my soul.
Warrior: the best i can is 5 cents.
Mesmer: i am girl in real life.
Guy: i am so high right now. I see like 10 players in middle.
(Enemy team had 3 mesmers)
Soulbeast: i trying out new build. I am sorry if it sucks.
(Gets both top damage, top healing and top kills)
Warrior (with no top score in anything who kept dying at far point): carried our ranger.