Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 One time I drove an entire team of albino charr right into the maw of a giant elder dragon lair. Turned out I just had really bad undead chicken that night by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 11, 2019 Author Share Posted June 11, 2019 New to raiding? Want to try it out with a group who is reasonably good looking and also not enormous bags of guacamole? Try us today for freeeeee! Limited time offer which may not be available in your area. Certain restrictions do apply. Do not feed after midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 This week the guild held a beach party in Lion's Arch as a means to show other people we are not to be taken seriously. I'm actually not sure that anyone took us seriously before. We solved that issue with some avocado toast and marmite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 Official raids are Saturday nights with training runs during the week. Come on down and spin the wheeeel of death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberStormAlpha.9285 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 I haven't had such mirth-filled reading in a long while. One hard part is deciding where to draw the line with double entendres, but I'd like to explore that area (and flagrantly leap over such a line), if you'd have me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 17, 2019 Author Share Posted June 17, 2019 @CyberStormAlpha.9285 said:I haven't had such mirth-filled reading in a long while. One hard part is deciding where to draw the line with double entendres, but I'd like to explore that area (and flagrantly leap over such a line), if you'd have me.Of course! You are most welcome to partake in what we have to offer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 20, 2019 Author Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just so you know...bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 It appears that once again the underpants gnomes have struck solid gold. Which is really just a finely tuned euphemism for "sasquatch ate my dingo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayne.8563 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I'm not actually looking for a guild, but I had to stop by and say, this is one of the most entertaining guild recruitment posts I've ever read. Top job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 @Vayne.8563 said:I'm not actually looking for a guild, but I had to stop by and say, this is one of the most entertaining guild recruitment posts I've ever read. Top job.Thank you! I take great pride in my work. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeymom.6419 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Hi what server are you guys calling home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 @hockeymom.6419 said:Hi what server are you guys calling home?We are on the mighty Yaks Bend! Course only matters in terms of war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KateoftheRealm.3569 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Exactly what I was looking for! In-game message sent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 @KateoftheRealm.3569 said:Exactly what I was looking for! In-game message sent!I’m out of town and will be back tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 4, 2019 Author Share Posted July 4, 2019 I've always found the best manner of personal expression is through song. Which is why once a week we communicate almost entirely through magic, the Lord of the Dance and whatever I can find at Axeman. Really. You need to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 Verily did the herd wander to and fro looking for the afro. Which we all know is a circus down by the river that serves cheese, wine and other pastries. Won't you join us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf.1078 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Hmmm...wth...thought this was the rest....uh, restaurant....yeah.Just stoppin by. Howdy DaddyB :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 @Raf.1078 said:Hmmm...wth...thought this was the rest....uh, restaurant....yeah.Just stoppin by. Howdy DaddyB :)Raf! One of our many satisfied customers. Generally we feed you dessert after midnight and then you multiply. Simply astounding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 If you've ever wondered why your navel academy has both an innie and an outie door please allow me to tell you there is no correlation at all. Maybe some causation. But that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 No one quite expects the Goat statistician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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