Alec.1430

I always keep several stacks of those runes in case certain builds need them, very useful

Sign me up! Making a giant furbaby now

*violently shakes himself* *picks up a jar of ice cream* wait a minute...

Oh yeah, it's all comin' together

Sometimes I forget I have a bow until AFTER I beat my enemy to death with it. Maybe I should specialize in a different weapon.

We'll know when GW2 WvW reaches it's peak, blob vs blob twerk competitions

If someone gifted me a legendary, that person could wish me happy birthday anytime they want

oil slick, throw a trick, pull out grenade ki--BOOM arrow tap, pet bap, now go the spike tra--BOOM blow the horn, robes are torn, go to lich for--BOOM legend thing, hammer swing, pop the dragon win--BOOM light show, boon flow, drop that mighty hammer blo--BOOM ripped shirt, bringin hurt, unleash the berser--BOOM throwin heals, earth shield, oh a static fiel--BOOM lookin swell, you can't tell, stuck in my gravity we--BOOM sneaky sneak, light feet, stab with heartsee--BOOM

These boots are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do. One of these days IMA BE STOMPIN' ON MAH AIR FORCE ONES!

Little Known [FIB]: Keep Lords are not paid, they are volunteers but that's just what the War Council wants you to think.

Whack on a stack of pointy tacks! Jumpin' off the ground and landin' on your back.

You better take that fake Alec off there!

PULLS IN FRONT! RIGHTHERERIGHTEHERERIGHTEHERERIGHTEHERE!

You know damn well that if you mention me and butts in the same sentence, you are asking for doom But I think you wanted that anyway

If you're hearing a whole bunch of "Baaaa" in the /say chat. You're in the right place, THE GOAT PLACE!