Then go back to Fable! Tyria will not allow your biological outbursts. PS. I never said features could not possibly be implemented in GW2, just want to make sure people aren't limiting their ideas with existing mechanics or negativity. Well, you asked for ideas so I provided them. BTW, you mentioned yawning, sneezing and coughing in original post... so biology argument hardly applies. I also prefer emotes vs random effect but that is unsubstantial. P.S. In the end of the day sneezing and coughing are potentially dangerous and contagious. I never heard anyone contracted illness from someone else farting. :)Touche' Maybe we should make a list of emotes (not gross ones, ha ha) and tell the devs it would be more useful than some balloons or whatever.