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Everything posted by knightofmab.2593

  1. Mmmm no down state combined with the recent changes should prove鈥efreshing
  2. Are you an inspiration to others? Are you often finding that other people are in awe of your PVP abilities? Is there an avenue towards personal financial success based upon your build concepts that other people find transformational? Excellent. We don't want any of those people here in this guild showing the rest of us up. Have a good day.
  3. Now gifting people with legendaries if you allow us to harass you across every server, every time zone entirely at our whim and mercy. All hours of the day. You'll never be safe.
  4. Have you ever wondered if your hair follicles are possessed which is why you sneak so much banana bread? That is for people who get distracted now.
  5. This just in: People are finding that FIBs are all the rage right now. Including - thieves, people on Mag, random holes that start with a posterior who rally far too often and require an entire zerg to kill effectively. Want to be part of a team? Want to run around in an odd shaped crab pattern with yo pinchers out? Well, now is your chance.
  6. Join us Elfgirl we will bring the party back to the particulars! We are on alllll the time. As professional necromancers I won鈥檛 let you down. 馃檪
  7. I had a seriously blast last week and saw more community involvement in servers coming together than I have in ages. Folks automatically talk about queues. They鈥檒l also complain about not having people to fight against. It鈥檚 not super fun to have to wait for what is essentially open world PVP. Yet I鈥檇 rather have opponents to fight. 馃檪
  8. oooooh I want to PPT with somebody I want to feel the PPK with somebody oooooh I want to walk yaks with somebody with somebody who rubs me...when I fall down and bleeeeeed ooouuuuttt
  9. "The new Charr cars are in early this year" - Excessive bonus points if you catch the parody here.
  10. Yes! You too can join the ranks of the slightly bent and hardly tarnished. Just like Altion did. This comes with a lifetime supply of bacon flavored SPAM!
  11. Step right up and get some free bear claw slippers today! Proven to increase your battle prowess by at least +10% or you get your money back.
  12. Sold to the highest bidder! And do not worry. For we are present on many, many servers. They just don't know it yet.
  13. I'd like to invite everyone to come check out the Cheese Balls in the guild hall today. Of course you'd obviously have to join first, come hang out, convince us you aren't a replicant and also where we swap in your mandatory beards. Gotta look like a fancy person. Yes that is an option for everyone!
  14. Monotonous droning from the field sounds like: Ram, push here, stack stack e-STACKEH stackity stacks, don't talk backs. You need this in your life. Please consider our newsletter.
  15. What if I really am you via a little known secret machine that I hid in my backyard called the "Mane-iac Conundrum". Its a dryer. With an alpaca guarding it.
  16. Those aren't feet that is my uncle who we pressed into service last summer to defend north camp! He's seen better days. Also he just plain has seen better.
  17. I've definitely run across a lot of stuns and immob during zerg fights. Over half the time its not necessarily on purpose from the larger group its all the darn rangers blotting out the sky with their blowflex machines. Worse when fighting certain groups of course. Not sure I'd say its a huge issue but I imagine that depends on the tier you are in.
  18. All of our nightly adventures start with one phrase: One time at band camp. You'll just have to join us to find out what happened. It involves salami, cheese whiz and the undead.
  19. I've never really understood what the heck goes on with their marketing team. Heck I'd help them out for free! lol. I was thinking the other day that some sort of merc mode where we could temporarily balance things out ourselves would be awesome. I'm sure it would get abused too but at least it would be something.
  20. We built this city for chaos and you are absolutely invited to help us roast鈥verything. Details for those with a very small attention span:路 Located on Eredon Terrace (the best server ever created)路 NA Primetime, NA PST and EU are our time zones路 Bring whatever classes you want, rangers are a priority路 Sometimes I lead from the comfort of my bathroom shouting commands路 Fushnickens Greetings citizens of the realm. I鈥檝e come to invite you into a strange and wondrous place. It is a community of mystery. It is a community of madness. No, we do not float down here. Because we have HOVERCRAFTS.
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