OrbitalButt.5708

It's not my insanely bad build with no stability, it's that whenever I walk and chew gum at the same time I am instantly and brutally mangled to death inside an old-timey cartoon washing machine that presses me flat like a sheet

Only young people use stability in fights with a load of knockbacks, you heard it here first folks

"Lapsed Nudist"

Hyenas aren't canines

I just want pants. Just a pair of pants. JUST A NORMAL PAIR OF PANTS

No, we mustn't

Spin Taimi in a centrifuge until she collapses into an undifferentiated Asura slurry

Shoot her out of a cannon, into another cannon, and from there into a volcano

Load her into a trebuchet and aim it at a landfill

She's insanely irritating and I hope she gets struck by lightning

Serious Elf Opinions

Can this weird little slap fight between you two please stop

Not even slightly

I will never buy an outfit

I hope Dinky is doing a good job running things while I'm off adventuring, come to think of it I want to replace Braham with Dinky, I'm positive he'd be a better choice

For Charr there's no such thing as Too Tall Make sure to make your horns as enormous as you can, too

Foods that make me feel Powerful and Ferocious: Peanut Sausage DumpCreamed Beef KnucklesSweet and Sour Fiesta BeansDeep Fried Cabbage BlartFish Ticks Please add one or all of the above beloved culturally significant dishes as a power/ferocity food. I am particularly fond of Fish Ticks Sincerely, Orbital Butt (The)

Who are these people being quoted and why should I care about their opinions? Were there no reputable organizations or sources who had positive things to say, that you need to rely on the opinions of Mungo Crudberry.2508 and Dimple Oblivious.1017? It really feels like you're cherry picking fanboys/fangirls to blow smoke up your collective behinds. Find people who aren't completely biased and, as others have said, have some faith in the quality of your work.

So don't buy the thing, seems simple

Their octahedrons are an absolute mess too

THE MEAT SONG

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/labyrinthine of, relating to, or resembling a labyrinth Something that lives in a labyrinth is definitely Of or Related To a labyrinth

It lives in a Labyrinth

Lmao Steve haha you see the joke is it's a horrible monster but you call it by a perfectly normal name, the juxtaposition is so CUH-RAYZEE

I've never heard of this at all anywhere Haha Steve what a WACKY name for a scary thing, it doesn't fit it at all! Ha ha comedy jokes