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  2. log in, play dps class, get stat checked by cata with prot might stab and mag aura while doing more damage than you. uninstall. do urself a favor this kitten aint worth ti
  3. Alligator: Hey, crocodile. How's it going?Crocodile: Not bad, alligator. Just soaking up the sun and enjoying the water.Alligator: Same here. I love the warm weather and the abundant food in these swamps.Crocodile: Yeah, it's definitely a great place to live. I especially like how we can hunt and eat almost anything we want.Alligator: Absolutely. There's nothing like the thrill of the hunt and the satisfaction of a good meal.Crocodile: Definitely. And it's not just about the food. I also love the sense of community we have here in the swamps.Alligator: Yeah, it's great to have other animals around to interact with and share experiences with.Crocodile: Definitely. And speaking of experiences, have you heard about the new mating season that's coming up?Alligator: No, I haven't. Is it that time of year already?Crocodile: Yeah, it's just around the corner. I can't wait to find a mate and start a family.Alligator: Same here. It's always exciting to start a new generation of alligators and crocodiles in the swamps.Crocodile: Definitely. Well, I should probably get going. I have some hunting to do before the sun sets.Alligator: Same here. In a while, crocodile.Crocodile: See you later, alligator. Take care.
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0M500eMikY
  5. There are those indelible moments in each of our lifetimes that will never be forgotten. Whether it be a first kiss, the birth of a child or the first day of freshman year, they are etched onto our souls forever, woven into the very skein of our lives. And then there are our shared events, reflecting the times and struggles of a whole generation, such as the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall. I think I speak for millions across the world today by stating that Andreas's victory at HCL3 open bracket qualifies as both. Everyone today will be able to answer the question, "Where were you and what were you doing when Andreas won HCL3 open bracket 2022?". Unparalled : Putting The Victory In Context Ancient history is replete with stories of military glory, such as Caesar's stunning victory before the walls of Alesia, King Leonidas's last stand at Thermopylae or even Scipio Africanus's defeat of Hannibal at Zama. All of these pale in comparison to the glory to which Andreas has earned through his indomitable skill at arms. I don't think it's going too far to say that modern history books will likely include comparisons between Andreas and Alexander, with Alexander the lesser of the two mighty colossi. Surely, pogrom, I hear my loyal readers (the best, brightest and generally most virile of all GW2 forums readers) say, you're laying it on a bit thick here. After all, Andreas wasn't risking his life or leading eight legions against a quarter of a million men like Caesar. And I admit that's true, but I also need to point out two differences that qualify him for eternal glory. First, he was risking his honor no different than any other storied battle lord. His actions were directly responsible for their success, or ignominy, on the field of battle. Second, and this I think is equally vital to understanding the magnitude of this triumph, is that he conquered while playing the lowly guardian, a class that to date had enjoyed no tournament success on DPS role... ever. There were great Roman generals before and after Caesar. There were other sprawling empires before and after Alexander conquered his own. What Andreas achieved had never been done in the annals of human history. Somewhere I know King Leonidas is stroking his magnificent beard and rehashing the tournament with his mighty 300. My guess is King Leonidas probably would like to ask Andreas for some tips on tactics as a fellow cleavist. After all, Andreas topped the DPS meters with at least 45% of total damage of his team, every game. We So Wish Andreas Was Cleaving Our Enemies Good Defeats Evil At Last I also don't want to skip over the moral side of this victory. This was more than a simple border battle between feudal lords over some scraps of worthless land. This was the Great Crusade, a moral endeavor that shook the very foundations of both earth and heaven. For years the tournament scene has been in the clutches of that most diabolical of comps, consisting of the very definition of both iniquity and inequity: Rangers. For once, just once, the Comp of Darkness has been brought low, cast into the infernal void with great weeping and gnashing of teeth among its numberless (skilled) adherents. It will probably never happen again (and judging by the look on Lord Grouch's face when he handed out the award, count on massive guardian nerfs soon), but for now this great evil has been thrown down and destroyed. How's Cleave Taste, *****es! Andreas, Imperator It was a tradition in the late Roman Republic for victorious legionaries to hail their conquering general by the title of Imperator on the bloody field of battle. It wasn't a title given out lightly, as it was shouted spontaneously by the survivors to honor their commander. And so it is here : henceforth on the posts of this forums Andreas, guardian hero and battlefield commander without equal, shall be given the honorific Imperator. IMPERATOR! IMPERATOR! IMPERATOR! Imperator Andreas, your diligence, your sacrifice, your glory and your honor are an example for us all. I'd like to think that it was your holy guardian spirit that enabled me to earn my shoulders and likely my new title of 3v3 ELITE POGROM. I, along with the rest of the Free World, remain forever in your debt, content to bask in the light of your reflected glory. Andreas. Victor.
  6. Yes. It lacks the attrition conditions (herald has chill) and with the peels and control provided by Curses Harbinger you lose a lot of uptime if your target is constantly on the move. Go ahead and watch the video and you will clearly see how little uptime it can have. There's a difference between getting on top of the target vs staying on top of the target. The whole point of the video is to show that you just have to run. The meta is literally press W and win.
  7. Willbender is the new flavour of the month class as it currently has absolute bonkers raw damage output. You will absolutely see it everywhere during this 3v3 season. Willbender has one weakness though which is lack of tools to help with sticking to the target. In order to be effective this season its absolutely crucial to be constantly on the move as it reduces its output significantly. Press W get rating. Press that W key hard boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQL39XJYV0
  8. In this video we will expose recent SCRIPTED botfarms and how they are able to make gold while botting on f2p.
  9. feel free to abuse it so we can get it fixed faster :)
  10. Top PvP teams are currently abusing the bug which lets the player recall the mech at any health percentage then recall it back instantly with full health, negating the downside of your mech being pressured putting it on a higher cooldown when you try to recall it into battle. This is done by tricking the game into thinking the mech is stowed, which also gives player additional damage from the orbital strikes mechanic which is supposed to only trigger when the mech is dead. This skews all the unfavorable matchups into mechanists favor, as not only it is keeping the counterpressure of the mech constantly even when the mech is about to die but gives it additional damage it's not supposed to have in its kit. If this isn't fixed before the Monthly AT, it will heavily skew the results and completely shuit down the playstyle of a second side noder that isn't a mechanist. Here's hoping for a quick fix. Video showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEC-LAZ4pA
  11. Top PvP teams are currently abusing the bug which lets the player recall the mech at any health percentage then recall it back instantly with full health, negating the downside of your mech being pressured putting it on a higher cooldown when you try to recall it into battle. This is done by tricking the game into thinking the mech is stowed, which also gives player additional damage from the orbital strikes mechanic which is supposed to only trigger when the mech is dead. This skews all the unfavorable matchups into mechanists favor, as not only it is keeping the counterpressure of the mech constantly even when the mech is about to die but gives it additional damage it's not supposed to have in its kit. If this isn't fixed before the Monthly AT, it will heavily skew the results and completely shuit down the playstyle of a second side noder that isn't a mechanist. Here's hoping for a quick fix. Video showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEC-LAZ4pA
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