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You can feel the bump bump on your tummy when we come here running and shaking dat ass, shaking dat ass! Rawr

Join us to get the Yak mount once WvW server mounts are released! Or... you know... we can dream together.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me if I don't join GOAT todaaaaaaay

Sent!

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Goats of all ages head butt. The reason why depends on the goat’s age and on their personality, too — most goats are social, inquisitive creatures and some even more so! Younger goats butt heads in play. Older goats participate in this activity to establish dominance and determine their position in the herd.

Can't stop the GOAT party! WvW 6x per week, from early NA roamers to prime NA squad to late NA havoc madness, we go all the way through, baby! Join today for a special session of foot massage.

Goats are herd animals and will become depressed if kept without any goat companions.

Yo. You there. You are b-E-a-U-t-I-f-u-L!!!!!! Let me show you a world of Death and Desire.

Goats’ pupils (like many hooved animals) are rectangular. This gives us vision for 320 to 340 degrees (compared to humans with 160-210) around us without having to move and we are thought to have excellent night vision. MUAHAHAHAHA

Follow the plushie on the battle fields for extra boons! No, really, that's my chrono.

Did you know that goats have four “stomachs”? Their food moves first into the rumen (from which it is periodically regurgitated for more “cud chewing”), then to the reticulum, later to the omasum, and finally to the abomasum (which is most like a more sensitive human stomach).

Join us on Nyak's Bend, player senpay! Nyaaaaa ( っ ￣∀￣)っ*:･ﾟ✧

I want to be the very bestLike no one ever wasTo catch bags is my real testTo tag up is my cause

Hey there, @"rorschach.1870" ! Everybody is welcome to hang out in our discord even if you are not in our server at the moment, and we can discuss about it there with you. You are super welcome! https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr

Yesterday I had a dream. Me, you, a wedding at the necro tower. Lord Lykesh is our priest. Someone screams "inc", someone screams "stab". People start stabbing each other, someone calls for pants off. You say "yes" covered in nothing but blood. I mean, it happens. Every Tuesday.

Footage of our reset raid.

We made a terrible, terrible mistake. It all started with a beautiful night under the moonlight, light jokes and shy smiles. Sharing memories and dreams. We have so much in common. Then suddenly there we are, gliding above a pile of downed bodies screaming for help, but hopeless. They know there's nothing else to do but to look at those flying horned angels about to end their misery. Now we realize this is our place, this is what we meant to be. Let us guide you to a place of leather and loot.

Disguised between brave warriors, siege masters and oculists. Naked behind a suspiciously smiling bush. Certifying that every corpse in our way is indeed dead. Pushing deep inside their darkest fears. Merciless with our weird horizontal, rectangular pupils. You can always count on a random horn..ed friend to give you a hand in times of need. We are always around, somewhere. Always.

When I was a young leaf, my Mother took me into the city to see a GOAT parade.She said: daughter, when you grow up, would you be the bender of the licked, the chewed, and the pervs?She said: will you defeat them, your trolls, all the bags and squirrels, the sieges that they have made?Because one day I'll leave you, a booty to lead you in the summer, to join the GOAT parade. AND I SAID YESSSSSSSS!