I need 9 candles on the birthday cake

[Kalocin.5982]

I've made a lot of jokes about it but the cake got fixed recently, it wasn't totally fixed though. It's a 9 year birthday cake with 5 candles. Years will go by where this is ignored, so many will get this cake and wonder why 5. No, we require proper candles. That is all.

 

Yes I know this is ridiculous, but I still demand cake justice.

[Jukhy.2431]

So.. the cake is a lie?  Sort of.

 

I agree, and since the candles are on two sides there's space to add more on other sides plus one in the middle which would make nine.

[Epsilon Indi.2031]

It'd be real neat if it was dynamic in some way and got more candles the older the account was that placed it.

Basically, if your account was 3 years old, it'd have 3 candles.  If it were placed by someone who's account was 15 years old, it'd have 15 candles on it.