DanAlcedo.3281 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Elementalist: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont? Here you go. Tempest: I can heal and cleanse conditions! What do you mean with "and what else?" Weaver: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but better? Here you go. Catalyst: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but slighty worse then Weaver? Here you go. Warrior: I miss the Vanilla days... Berserker: I have this one skill called Scorched Earth. Thats basically it. Spellbreaker: IF i could go melee and IF i didnt get Blind Spammed and IF the enemy has no Stab and IF the enemy doenst dodge and IF i dont die, i maybe can do 3 dmg and remove a Boon. Bladesworn: 🎵IM STANDING HERE AND REALIZE! BEING ABLE TO MOVE IS KINDA IMPORTAAAAAAANT!🎵 Ranger: Wanna see me become a walking Arrowcard? Druid: If you squint hard enough you might find something here. Soulbeast: Wanna see me become a walking Arrowcard but better? Untamed: PLEASE dont kill my pet. NOOOOOOOO! 😭 Necro: Wells? WELL!? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reaper: IM GONNA REK YOU ALL! If i get into melee range. YOU WILL SEE! Scourge: Soooo.. I have just installed the game and somehow have more loot then everyone else. Wierd. Harbinger: When people see me they always teleport to spawn after 3 seconds. One way or the other. Guardian: Im a worse version of Firebrand. Which means im still more usefull then 95% of the rest of you. Dragonhunter: OK! What if, we let the enemy come to us? Firebrand: I OWN THIS PLACE! Willbender: Wanne see me overextend WAY TO MUCH and not get punished for it? Wanna see me do it again? Thief: Whats that? You didnt port to spawn fast enough? Let me help you with getting there faster. Daredevil: I think i have seen one like 6 years ago. I wonder what they are up to these days? Deadeye: I think i have seen one like 5 years ago. I wonder what they are up to these days? Specter: GUYS GUYS! IM A SUPPORT SPEC NOW! Can i have a spot in the squad now? What do you mean with " OMEGALUL"? Engineer: Legends say they existed a long time ago. But needs to be confirmed. Scrapper: "Man ... i wish i would get loot. Maybe i switch this useless Elixergun for the Flamethrower." ( This is an actual problem) Holosmith: I think i have seen one once. But could be wrong. Mechanist: Obviously a pet Spec doenst work in WvW. Why did i just kill 3 people by myself? Mesmer: I wish i was more then a portal bot... Chrono: WISH GRANTED! You can now support people! Kinda. Mirage: 🎵IM STANDING HERE AND REALIZE THAT MY DODGE DOESNT MOVE ME AND IM DEAD NOOOOOW!!!! 🎵 Virtuoso: WISH GRANTED! You can now do damage! Kinda. Revenant: "Existential crisis" the class. Herald: Im here to give people boons and press Hammer 2. Renegade: Im here to press Hammer 2. Vindicator: Im sick of pressing Hammer 2. I gonna press Dodge instead. Alot. 8 1 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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