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Engineer has invented the scapegoat for every single possible issue GW2 has which is quite honestly a pretty big achievement. Using this single sentence : "Nerf mechanist", you will put everyone and even your enemies on the same page. And the best of all, it is super easy to use.

 

Here's an example: someone ask Anet to add more boonstrip into the game, especially in some gamemode where boss can get perma protection. By typing "Nerf Mechanist" not only will you add nothing to the discussion but you will be supported by every non engineer player lacking a functional brain.

 

Another more practical example. Anet releases a balance patch and there is a heated discussion amongs players. No one seems to agree and its about to turn into some insult. By typing "Nerf Mechanist" you will be able to make everyone agree and stop the argument. You didnt bring anything to the discussion, you didnt bring an alternative or better solution to the problem (or the non problem) but these simple word carries out so much power it is able to calm everyone.

 

There is just a little bit of side effect : everyone with a functioning brain will just think you're troll or a hater or worse.....an idiot. BUT dont worry, Engineers have thought of that and managed to reduces the side effect by inventing another thing called "Mechanist lover". This complex and yet simple sentence allows you to completely shut down the side effect with 0 logical argument.

 

Truly a class of inventor

 

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9 hours ago, Styopa.2538 said:

As engineers, when did we last "invent" anything?

Well, gameplay wise it's hard to make this invention thing a reality. Beyond that, ingenuity isn't only about creating new stuff, it's also about making it cost efficient, easy to use and viable for mass production.

 

2 hours ago, Alcatraznc.3869 said:

Engineer has invented the scapegoat for every single possible issue GW2 has which is quite honestly a pretty big achievement. Using this single sentence : "Nerf mechanist", you will put everyone and even your enemies on the same page. And the best of all, it is super easy to use.

 

Here's an example: someone ask Anet to add more boonstrip into the game, especially in some gamemode where boss can get perma protection. By typing "Nerf Mechanist" not only will you add nothing to the discussion but you will be supported by every non engineer player lacking a functional brain.

 

Another more practical example. Anet releases a balance patch and there is a heated discussion amongs players. No one seems to agree and its about to turn into some insult. By typing "Nerf Mechanist" you will be able to make everyone agree and stop the argument. You didnt bring anything to the discussion, you didnt bring an alternative or better solution to the problem (or the non problem) but these simple word carries out so much power it is able to calm everyone.

 

There is just a little bit of side effect : everyone with a functioning brain will just think you're troll or a hater or worse.....an idiot. BUT dont worry, Engineers have thought of that and managed to reduces the side effect by inventing another thing called "Mechanist lover". This complex and yet simple sentence allows you to completely shut down the side effect with 0 logical argument.

 

Truly a class of inventor

 

The irony of this post...

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