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The new PVP order. Phase 3 - operation "Poseidons tears makes your mother wear black"


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  1. Hello, my dear fellow players, you already know me so im just here to announce the next phase in my plan as the recently voted in :"PVP Lead Community Manager"

skip to 2 if you know pvp here im just gonna introduce myself to new players. i got little jpeg, little graph that i lost and all official guiness pints i earned for my records.

This is me https://tinypic.host/image/UDeEb Guild Wars 2 first necromancer, who started couple hours before your bad infrastructure could load first closed beta.

Im known 

and for things too, not just because you currently use my idea if you play necro but because of all my soloq records and being highest paid twitch gw2 pvp streamer (theres people who say im toxic so thats why i dont cheat with duoquing but thats not true, im little ugly nerd like you, i used to be antisocial and shy, but i got over it, same as everyone else who plays easy class   game.

Im not gonna count all my achievements here cause thats just bragging, and you might not even care, it only became thing when i did it. 

Anyway you can read more info about me on google, start learning how to use map or compass or trust google that i am legend.

2. So thats it about me, why we here? 3 seasons ago i decided to return to gw2 after 4 year hiatus, because bad aim, my teammates had. 

And when i came back i noticed quite a few changes, for example - coding, since when we code in emojis??

Worst of all the nooob takeover, i know all 10 good players in this game, yet some lvl 78 paladin yells that my z boy wintrading... no hes winning money.

Here is snipper of pvp code based around elo "PvP Matchmaking Algorithm" 9 anet employees quit their jobs to figure out how to spell algorithm.

So now i come into picture, absolute animal of PVP 20 k games by end of this post, and i see community divided, fractured, no matter the meta, NA was always bad, now its like "low carb nuggets" 

Lets draw line here, i promised to fix PVP, and obviously the problem is unsheltered with enough bottlecaps for every expansion ( btw i bought expansion before writing this just to show that  i might be better but still do dumb things"

ok#4 

Nothing takes skill beside playing good, there is not a single soloq player who went to top 250 in one season from bronze (beside me) (soon twice) and we should not be divided , some just play more, wintrading your old socks is just smelly market.

Lets talk more about how not toxic i am, i have polayed 3 seasons since EOD came out  (so far i have gi...... wait on that, so far i have spent 3 hours in morning explaining new pvp player basics, and then explained how ability working is not basic here) (then yesterday i used my years of experience with having bad parents who didnt buy me new PC, so chibum bum i gave him + 20 fps (https://tinypic.host/image/U5Goh) more proof

 

And thats just me trying to get laid at 5 am, but what about NINE HUNDRED GOLD I HAVE GIVEN TO NEW PLAYERS? Well thats what this is all about

PVP Legend Top of pop is creating guild for PRO players, because i pay gold for you to join, can you? surely, i do one sniff and if you rat then back to hyrule with other norn, but im paying downpayment to anyone who is in need of PVP guild, + salary. How much? No, be decent human and respect yourself, then gold will come.

Yes it is what snicker fingered paladins call "toxic" player guild. But have you ever reported someone? have you tried to take another mans money ccause he says things you dont like? Cause thats toxic, Does skill matter? Dont be absolute tool, i can teach you 5v5 conquest with empty snus cans. 

And lastly i wanna show what i mean by pvp comunity has gone to shoooit, sorry my unicode is low for another link, anyway turn around, good chance there will be Josh and a Pig

~Leeto - World first soloq legend back then and only one now.

If you need battle not new color for toenails you can find me at alot of links, atm i have huge deal with kick.com, but twitch is option too if you live with mom. 

Send mail to me or one of my managers (dont bother secretaries) theyh cliock.... anyway waiting new faces my russian refugee here with more cinnamon

Peace and Love

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1 hour ago, Leeto.1570 said:
  1. Hello, my dear fellow players, you already know me so im just here to announce the next phase in my plan as the recently voted in :"PVP Lead Community Manager"

skip to 2 if you know pvp here im just gonna introduce myself to new players. i got little jpeg, little graph that i lost and all official guiness pints i earned for my records.

This is me https://tinypic.host/image/UDeEb Guild Wars 2 first necromancer, who started couple hours before your bad infrastructure could load first closed beta.

Im known 

and for things too, not just because you currently use my idea if you play necro but because of all my soloq records and being highest paid twitch gw2 pvp streamer (theres people who say im toxic so thats why i dont cheat with duoquing but thats not true, im little ugly nerd like you, i used to be antisocial and shy, but i got over it, same as everyone else who plays easy class   game.

Im not gonna count all my achievements here cause thats just bragging, and you might not even care, it only became thing when i did it. 

Anyway you can read more info about me on google, start learning how to use map or compass or trust google that i am legend.

2. So thats it about me, why we here? 3 seasons ago i decided to return to gw2 after 4 year hiatus, because bad aim, my teammates had. 

And when i came back i noticed quite a few changes, for example - coding, since when we code in emojis??

Worst of all the nooob takeover, i know all 10 good players in this game, yet some lvl 78 paladin yells that my z boy wintrading... no hes winning money.

Here is snipper of pvp code based around elo "PvP Matchmaking Algorithm" 9 anet employees quit their jobs to figure out how to spell algorithm.

So now i come into picture, absolute animal of PVP 20 k games by end of this post, and i see community divided, fractured, no matter the meta, NA was always bad, now its like "low carb nuggets" 

Lets draw line here, i promised to fix PVP, and obviously the problem is unsheltered with enough bottlecaps for every expansion ( btw i bought expansion before writing this just to show that  i might be better but still do dumb things"

ok#4 

Nothing takes skill beside playing good, there is not a single soloq player who went to top 250 in one season from bronze (beside me) (soon twice) and we should not be divided , some just play more, wintrading your old socks is just smelly market.

Lets talk more about how not toxic i am, i have polayed 3 seasons since EOD came out  (so far i have gi...... wait on that, so far i have spent 3 hours in morning explaining new pvp player basics, and then explained how ability working is not basic here) (then yesterday i used my years of experience with having bad parents who didnt buy me new PC, so chibum bum i gave him + 20 fps (https://tinypic.host/image/U5Goh) more proof

 

And thats just me trying to get laid at 5 am, but what about NINE HUNDRED GOLD I HAVE GIVEN TO NEW PLAYERS? Well thats what this is all about

PVP Legend Top of pop is creating guild for PRO players, because i pay gold for you to join, can you? surely, i do one sniff and if you rat then back to hyrule with other norn, but im paying downpayment to anyone who is in need of PVP guild, + salary. How much? No, be decent human and respect yourself, then gold will come.

Yes it is what snicker fingered paladins call "toxic" player guild. But have you ever reported someone? have you tried to take another mans money ccause he says things you dont like? Cause thats toxic, Does skill matter? Dont be absolute tool, i can teach you 5v5 conquest with empty snus cans. 

And lastly i wanna show what i mean by pvp comunity has gone to shoooit, sorry my unicode is low for another link, anyway turn around, good chance there will be Josh and a Pig

~Leeto - World first soloq legend back then and only one now.

If you need battle not new color for toenails you can find me at alot of links, atm i have huge deal with kick.com, but twitch is option too if you live with mom. 

Send mail to me or one of my managers (dont bother secretaries) theyh cliock.... anyway waiting new faces my russian refugee here with more cinnamon

Peace and Love

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . See, this is why I come to these forums lmao! Well, Mr. Leeto. Good luck to you in your ill-fated attempt to prop up this lipstick-on-a-pig called spvp in this new "order", where like....it's the same fifty people always playing each other. (What fun!) Where matchmaking systems and leaderboards are bogus, where it's the same game mode for 11 years, where it is a genre of multiplayer on a precipitous decline, where it is not maintained and pretty much automated up the (beep), where rampant bots, cheaters, match manipulators run amok, where the collective maturity of its community does not exceed that of 5th grade, where rewards are given so rampantly in an attempt to bribe players to keep this thing populated, where the 'competitive' tournaments don't even function and are full of rampant cheaters.

But yes, truly, this is the start of pvp's greatness! Pay no attention to the emperor's lack of clothes....

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It went downhill like urban skateboarder smoking newports, first guy i gave 20 gold to make guild he rana way with it, 2nd was some british kitten who seemed decent but foked off after getting 50 gold, so i just game last 200 gold to random noname which makes it 1k gold given away, its just kitten humans who play gw2, go ask around mists and most toxic kitten afkers ever, never stole or scammed ever. You know why? Cuz fkn you is on bottom of my list. just go to kick and l2p fro lee7o, sstill will 

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5 minutes ago, Leeto.1570 said:

It went downhill like urban skateboarder smoking newports, first guy i gave 20 gold to make guild he rana way with it, 2nd was some british kitten who seemed decent but foked off after getting 50 gold, so i just game last 200 gold to random noname which makes it 1k gold given away, its just kitten humans who play gw2, go ask around mists and most toxic kitten afkers ever, never stole or scammed ever. You know why? Cuz fkn you is on bottom of my list. just go to kick and l2p fro lee7o, sstill will 

The hero pvp needs

And the one the wintraders deserve

 

If just some rando dude who plays the game like CmC can be hired on to tweak the game, so can you. Hold onto hope my brother. Believe.

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Thanks for kind words, im trying to bring community better but theres alot of liars, someone just lied in mists something that its easy to copy builds or w/e, even thos everything on necro is invented or at least done on vid by me. working on feature length documentary explaining how everything start to from ancient greek burial rituals up to birth of Mike O`Brien was me just theorycrafting future builds. People even dont know that originally necro was super mobile until i told them i have time to walk to enemy corpses.

All bronze rank 1, lets not even talk about iron age

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