Tee Pee.1270 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Two sheep walk into a—baaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 A group of owls is called a parliament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keejteej.4062 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 hmmm...WTNF?! I think I was a member here..you guys still going? I remember the name Driver 🙂 Have decided to play GW2 again after a long time out, really can't remember when it was...maybe I can come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Keejteej.4062 said: hmmm...WTNF?! I think I was a member here..you guys still going? I remember the name Driver 🙂 Have decided to play GW2 again after a long time out, really can't remember when it was...maybe I can come back? Still going strong! Head to our web here, apply/register back and we'll check with you, our long-lost brother 😉 Edited October 3, 2022 by Tee Pee.1270 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keejteej.4062 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Tee Pee.1270 said: Still going strong! Head to our web here, apply back and we'll check with you, our long-lost brother 😉 Oooh, I still have my account 🙂 cool Just need discord then 🙂 And to be allowed of course 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotwingz.1627 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 10/1/2022 at 8:40 PM, Selphyne.5981 said: A group of owls is called a parliament. Funny enough a flock of crows is known as a murder. A name given to these creatures because they were once thought of as omens of death, scavenging for food where there were dead bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 There is a butterfly in Africa with enough poison in its body to kill six cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Selphyne.5981 said: There is a butterfly in Africa with enough poison in its body to kill six cats! Why not one cat six times? Still three lives left Edited October 13, 2022 by Tee Pee.1270 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 It takes guts to be an organ donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 The horned lizard is able to shoot blood from its own eyes, up to a distance of 3 feet away. It is a defensive mechanism to confuse predators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Last night, my wife asked me - 'is it just me or is the can getting fat?' - apparently, 'it's just you,' wasn't the right answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again depending on which is best for mating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 I'm making a documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmagnus.4205 Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 i registered on your website two days ago, but no one got back to me 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 42 minutes ago, robinmagnus.4205 said: i registered on your website two days ago, but no one got back to me 🙂 registration came to us 10:50pm on 31st 😜 anyway, i've sent you a /w right now. Hopefully we can have a chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Whoever stole the copy of my Microsoft Office, I will find you... You have my Word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Sharks have been around longer than dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Two weeks ago, i sent my hearing aid in for repair... I've heard nothing since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRdc.3148 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 What did the Sylvari merchant say to the picky customer? Take it or leaf it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side…. So I crashed the car… And then ignored her all day for no reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hietsu.5621 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 I am a casual lvl80 player and would love to join this guild. Not much experience on end game yet. And just leaving this random url it here, unrelated to GW2: nettipelaamot.com, please don't click it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 My nephew needs a job, do you have any suggestions? He should apply for the Search & Rescue Team… They’re always looking for someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRdc.3148 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 These puns are Orr-ible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) Alligators cannot move backwards. Edited November 29, 2022 by Selphyne.5981 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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