Selminus.1490 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Please add a zone pass for level 80's in the Black Lion Store that allows the following: Alerts player when a new Asuran character is createdIncludes a teleport device that can be kept in your backpack to teleport your level 80 within 400 meters of the Asuran in questionSpecial aura automatically waives aforementioned Asuran's PvP protection upon targetingAccess for all classes that purchase this "utility device" from the Gem store to the Berserker's "Head Butt" ability Special finishers that include ingestion Asuran taxidermy trophies for home instances that trap the other player permanently, rendering them unable to do anything except stare out from the lifeless little eyes of a stuffed Asuran I would be willing to spend at least 4k gems on this. I look forward to its implementation.Regards,Lord Selminus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rng.1024 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Inquest alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 I like the cut of your jib sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr.5382 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Quality S- post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless Soul.5178 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 It's "asura", not asuran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firthiros.6913 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 that's racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 @Firthiros.6913 said:that's racist Species-ist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allias.1420 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 this post tickled me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eloc Freidon.5692 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Why?/charlimit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeefa.3915 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Seems that someone doesn't like asura very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warkind.6745 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 For 4000 gems I'd better get taxidermy trophies from every species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 @NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 said:As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand...This is an excellent point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plautze.6290 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 @NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 said:As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand...As a normal-sized race, I'd rather be worried about Asuras trying to headbutt me, effectively hitting my crotch in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehipone.6812 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Said it before and I'll say it again:Bookahs gonna book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonstarmac.4603 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 no no no, you simply do not "headbutt" Asura...that's Dwarves and Norn you are thinking about...Asura are for 'tossing'. They aren't much bigger than a keg, and since they flail around it makes it more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayakaru.6583 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 @"Endless Soul.5178" said:It's "asura", not asuran.It is,Asura and Asura are both the singular and plural of the species.But Asuran means possessive form.He is an Asura.They are Asura.That is Asuran architectureHence they are an Asura, or an Asuran character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlippyCheeze.5483 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 @Plautze.6290 said:@NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 said:As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand...As a normal-sized race, I'd rather be worried about Asuras trying to headbutt me, effectively hitting my crotch in the process.Don't be silly! They wouldn't headbutt you.They would employ those rows and rows of shark-like teeth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 @SlippyCheeze.5483 said:@Plautze.6290 said:@NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 said:As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand...As a normal-sized race, I'd rather be worried about Asuras trying to headbutt me, effectively hitting my crotch in the process.Don't be silly! They wouldn't headbutt you.They would employ those rows and rows of shark-like teeth...All the more reason to employ a good punting. Our crotches must be kept safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky.4861 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I would like a similar teleportation device which would target charr. My asuran thief would materialise scant metres away from the offending charr and would henceforth set their fur ablaze in a random manner, from incendiary sprays, species-specific grenades, a squadron of attack drones, or a mere portal to the depths of mount maelstrom. Of course, watching the subject expire would be ideal, but knowledge is knowledge. I would be recording this on a device which i could then playback anytime out of combat, and send images to other players via the in-game mail system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plautze.6290 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 @NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 said:@SlippyCheeze.5483 said:@Plautze.6290 said:@NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 said:As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand...As a normal-sized race, I'd rather be worried about Asuras trying to headbutt me, effectively hitting my crotch in the process.Don't be silly! They wouldn't headbutt you.They would employ those rows and rows of shark-like teeth...All the more reason to employ a good punting. Our crotches must be kept safe!Who would sink their teeth into that sweat-soaked, smelly jockstrap I wear under my armor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trise.2865 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 "Dear ArenaNet, please let me bully other players for being a race I don't like. I'll pay you. Kthxbai."Yeah, that's a no. Kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr.5382 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 @"Trise.2865" said:"Dear ArenaNet, please let me bully other players for being a race I don't like. I'll pay you. Kthxbai."Yeah, that's a no. Kitten.Going out on a limb, here; but I’m pretty sure the OP wasn’t making a serious request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlippyCheeze.5483 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 @Zephyr.5382 said:@"Trise.2865" said:"Dear ArenaNet, please let me bully other players for being a race I don't like. I'll pay you. Kthxbai."Yeah, that's a no. Kitten.Going out on a limb, here; but I’m pretty sure the OP wasn’t making a serious request.I'm sure they weren't. I'm also kinda a bit sour about it, because I like Asura, and so it's, like, "why you hate on me, bro?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menadena.7482 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Aw, someone got his fee-fees hurt by an asura I am guessing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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