Tekoneiric.6817 Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Here's a funny bit I wrote a week ago and posted elsewhere.• Charr holding some food item deep fried on a stick.• Sylvari meets charr and asks "What do you have there?"• Charr: "Battered and deep fried choya pup on a stick. I got it from the choya vender over there." then starts to eat.• Sylvari: "You do realize that is their young"• Charr: "Sure, but it's just a plant. They can grow more."• Sylvari: "I'm a plant!"• Charr: "I know but I wouldn't eat you because you're my friend and we fight side by side. Besides it's not like I haven't eaten a sylvari before." taking the last bite and tossing the stick.• Sylvari: "You've eaten a sylvari? WHEN?"• Charr: "Umm, remember that Nightmare court guy I killed last week? I was hungry for a salad and it seemed wrong to let him go to waste.• Sylvari: "I ATE SOME OF THAT SALAD! I KNEW THAT SYLVARI!"• Charr: "What are you complaining about? You said it was a good salad."• Sylvari: "That makes me a cannibal!"• Charr: "That's on you, it's not like we ate charr. That would be disgusting!"A few minutes later...• A Norn walks up• Norn: "What's wrong with him?" • Charr: "Remember that patch of lettuce and other veggies we found last week? I told him that the salad we made from it was that Nightmare watch guy I killed; so now he thinks he's a cannibal."• Norn: "Are you ever going to stop messing with that guy?"• Charr: "I can't help it, he's such an easy target. Some people like more short-term practical jokes but I prefer those that have a more long term impact and make them question reality itself. Besides we charr have a reputation for certain fierce appetites that we have to maintain."• Norn laughs hard then quietens down to avoid the sylvari from hearing.• Charr: "I've been trying to find a way to drop this joke on him for days. Have you tried those batter fried eels that the choya vender is selling?"• Norn: "No, are they good?"• Charr: "Yes, they actually are but I told him it was a deep fried choya pup which helped me segway that joke in. A double whammy of sorts."• Norn: "That's too funny! Your twisted!"• Charr: "Go ask him if he wants a deep fried choya pup."• The norn who's was hungry anyway goes to the vender and gets two batter fried eels and walks across the plaza to the sylvari.• Norn: "Cheer up we'll be heading back home in a week. Here have a deep fried choya pup."• Sylvari: "NO!" followed by a pause then he follows up with "I'm not hungry. umm, thanks anyway..."• Norn: "No problem, more for me then." then starts to eat at the batter fried eels as the Sylvari continues to pout.
anninke.7469 Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 That made me laugh quite a lot.I hope the twig gets back at them soon and well. :D
Ashantara.8731 Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 @Phyrak.7260 said:@Ashantara.8731 said:That's just... sick.StickLOL... Of course. What a sick stick then. But what matters is that it's tasty, right? ;)
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