Suggestion [Palawa Joko Alarm Clock]

[Shikoba.6378]

ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning.

[DietPepsi.4371]

@Shikoba.6378 said:ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning.

10/10

Bonus points if the alarm is joko making a compelling speech, and he makes disappointed comments if you press snooze.

[NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935]

Yeah I'd probably buy that.

[Hashberry.4510]

Now that would be a clock with style.

[Pifil.5193]

This is a great idea!

[Illconceived Was Na.9781]

There's an entire series of home-use items that would work:

• "Braise With Joko" skillets and pans.
• "Phrase: Joko" is the app that offers random inspirational quotes from the Crystal Desert (as voiced in game). (for example: At the end of every day, be sure to ask yourself, "Would I be more productive if I was no longer living?")
• "Anaphase Joko" is the biology tutorial app in which Joko explains mitosis and other topics.
• "Gaze Joko" is the bathroom mirror that shows Joko's image, instead of yours.
• "Graze Joko" is a line of artificial, inorganic offal for your pet. Each serving is packaged individual in pre-consumer/non-recycled plastic, for maximum waste.

PS No need to produce an alarm clock. This could just be a set of ring tones that can be used as an alarm for digital assistants or smart phones.

[Fenom.9457]

100% instant buy from me

[Tiviana.2650]

@DietPepsi.4371 said:

@Shikoba.6378 said:ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning.

10/10

Bonus points if the alarm is joko making a compelling speech, and he makes disappointed comments if you press snooze.

I can hear it now, instead of an alarm buzz or bell there would be the sound of drums and trumpets, and a booming voice would announce ..Praise Joko! I think i would buy that actually.

[Zeivu.3615]

Awww, hell yeah. Now that sounds like fun.

[Ototo.3214]

I'd buy it. :^)

[Teratus.2859]

Press the Snooze button and then 10 seconds later Joko starts shouting at you XD

[nosleepdemon.1368]

Every now and then the clock would go off a little early, and you'd hear Joko fumbling about with the settings while cursing.

[Memoranda.9386]

ANet needs to do this ASAP. I need more Joko in my life.

[Randulf.7614]

I love how a pun steamrolled into an actual idea.

I'd probably get too mind you, esp with these quotes:

"Wake up Commander!So I canSaveThe worldFrom you.."

"Enough sleeping; Joko's bored. Let's pick up the pace."

"Oh, you're going to LOVE being Awakened."

[Batel.9206]

Heh...I think I'd actually use this. Currently I don't use my alarm clock, because its alarm is the most obnoxious, hideous, distorted, discordant screeching known to man. It sounds like an angry demon goat swallowed a foghorn.

The voice of a nightmarish evil lich would be an improvement.

[Randulf.7614]

@Batel.9206 said:Heh...I think I'd actually use this. Currently I don't use my alarm clock, because its alarm is the most obnoxious, hideous, distorted, discordant screeching known to man. It sounds like an angry demon goat swallowed a foghorn.

Mines the same, but then I realised...that's the point :s

[TwilightSoul.9048]

@DietPepsi.4371 said:

@Shikoba.6378 said:ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning.

10/10

Bonus points if the alarm is joko making a compelling speech, and he makes disappointed comments if you press snooze.

Except as soon as everything starts to get exciting with his compelling speech he'll just get eaten by Aurene like some insignificant character that just gets killed of somewhere on the sideline as soon as you hit the snooze button. Thanks anet!