Chaakkar.6481 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) No longer recruiting... You find a choya in the wild. It beckons to you. So, you approach it and it whispers softly, in Rytlock's glorious voice, "Oy cub wanna join CHOOOYA POLICE?" Confused you take a step back and wonder how map recruitment got so contagious it has taken over local wildlife as well. As youre about to fly away with your Skyscale, the wild choya shouts "If you are chill, casual, not an elitist and dont like toxicity, like killing what's red, and love consuming memes, our office door is open to you!" The next morning you wake up in one of the zephyrite dens in Destiny's Gorge. You think surely it was just a nightmare.. or a dream. You step out to find a note pinned by a choya thorn and it says: "If you want to band together with other cops to go arrest whatever you want, we got a Discord with content roles and event signups (also with bonus useful stuff and quality memes but SHH), we dont aim to become big as we are a close-knit group so we want it to be comfortable to everyone. No requirements whatsoever, just dont be rude. Representation not necessary discord recommended but not necessary, experience does not matter. xo Choya from yesterday" Great, must be a desert hallucination, you think. That wasn't a choya, must be some asura playing tricks on you. So you say, out loud, "Fine, what if I want to join then? Ask the Six, the Spirits, Mother Tree, Eternal Alchemy or what?". To your fortune, or lack of it, a small blue choya wobbles to your location handing over another note with hastily and clumsily written "Contact TheArin.5106 ingame or Steinnharted#0962 on Discord." and it stalks off back into the shadows with the others. They were watching you the whole time. Edited September 1 by Chaakkar.6481 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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