I sent you an invite to The Guard of Tyria [TG]. We are a PvX guild welcoming players of all experiences levels and time commitments. We have chapters dedicated to all the different types of content you can ever want but no pressure to focus on anything you don't want to (WvW, PvP, etc.) The chapter I invited you to is the one focused on PvE. If in the future you want to branch out to say, Raids or Strikes, for example, just shoot any of us a message in game and we'll get you sorted into that chapter as well. Our discord is super active so make sure to check it out in the message of the day. Based on everything you're looking for (and yes, I read it all and felt a lot of the same struggles myself), I think we'd be a good fit. If not, no pressure, the invites are free of charge anyway.