King of Pinky.2156

Hello, I am looking for a WvW guild, as the title states, on Jade Quarry. I have returned to the game after about a year break and have been enjoying WvW more now than ever before. I mean it does help that I want Conflux and Legendary Armor, but that is besides the point. Smack heads and taking homes, I mean Towers and Keeps, is fun. I do have a commander tag and willing to learn how to lead a WvW zerg if necessary. In-game name: King of Pinky.2156 Discord: Mon Pinky#3199

Hey you! Yes you! The one with the eyes. Why are you looking other places? If you know how to read then you know this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for?

Hello Bolvine, one of our officers, Peaches, has reached out to you in-game. Looking forward to gaming with you in the future! Come one, come all! To the craziest group this side of the Shiverpeaks! If you got this far down the post, that means you are interested and should send us a message. I look forward to gaming with you soon. Pinky

Hello, Guild Wars 2 forums and those looking for a new community to join because you just haven't found a perfect group of nerds to join to have fun. Did you stop by because you thought Squeeks forum picture looked cute? Well, good because now you get another story about this guild. Do you like running fractals and guild missions? We do, too, but we enjoy doing it as a guild. We enjoy have fun and talk to each other and do no force anything upon anybody. I mean, do you have a Supreme Commander in your current guild? We have a Supreme Commander that can make one person Boneskinner. Okay, maybe he can't, but I mean it's a fun little inside joke we have now. I'm telling you if you took the time to read this then you might as well send a message and join the fun! Talk to you soon! Pinky

Hey you! Yes, you looking at this forum post wondering if you actually fit in. Don't look away because now you are weirded out because you are having a conversation with a forum post from the past. Good you stayed. Let me tell you why you should stay longer. There is only one reason at thats because it is Fate. This guild is full of loving and wacky people that love to have a good time. We enjoy guild missions together and participate in fractals and strikes as a guild. Can I tell you a secret we beat Boneskinner when it was most of the groups first time even doing a strike and one person healing that had never healed before. We go along for the long haul to have fun and teach as we go. If that did impress you then maybe you should come hangout with us and see for yourself. We are doing the Halloween Ascent to Madness tonight as a guild run and we would be more than happy to have you tag along. Also, if you want to know if this is true and you don't believe me then let me tell you. I am only a member of this guild with no authority to the powers at be, and I am saying all of this to just tell you this guild is worth the chance. Talk to you soon!

While the title is deceptive, I am actually a 90's nerd born in the realm between the '89 and '91 and let me tell you it makes a difference. =) This ragtag group of misfit toys have made me feel more than welcome and comfortable. They are inviting to all and do not force events upon anyone. They have helped me accomplish legendary tasks for Astralaria even though I didn't ask for the assistance. They waited for me to log on to finish fractal runs because I needed them even though I was running late for the event. This is the guild you want to be social with and then play some game with. You could consider it FATE! HAHA I had to throw in that cheesy one liner.