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[NA][PVX][GOAT][Casual]: New players come join the herd!

Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭
edited April 10, 2019 in Looking For Guild

How you fit in

We need the strange, the weary, those who are brand new and willing to learn, folks who are looking for a long term home and once in awhile make sense. Generally that happens on Tuesdays when I climb forth from my bed using a strange apparatus developed by these incredibly intelligent beings in a place that rhymes with “status”. We are the outcasts from society, those on the edge of the village that others look to for wisdom and guidance. My GOATs are more than just guild members. I consider them part of my family. That strange extended family who you invite over for tea and then they raid the fridge making amazing CUPCAKES IN THE SHAPE OF TERRY CREWS. Plus I help people refine their sins into a weapon capable of great deeds and even more loosely acceptable social mores like leather chaps.

The Communal of Tribbles

The mighty GOATS are here to form a community that sticks together over long periods of time with very low morale values and wishes to extend our love of games with you. Now I know what you are saying...isn't this the same guild who has had a love of WvW for so long its not true? When did a Charr ever rub their furrrrr on you. You are correct. However we are expanding our ever inquisitive nature into the realm of the beloved PVE. Now featuring Raids! Open World content! Searching for love in the strange desert lands and even tagging up for meta events. Yes my friends this is guild that everyone warned you about and yet still secretes a substance that will lure you back after midnight. This will benefit you the player since many of us (like me) haven't completed many forms of content in the game. Details listed below of course!

Requirements and Information

We use Discord as our main communication tool (Voice and Text)
All players welcome regardless of background, class or experience
All members should be 18+ or understand that this is a mature environment
We have a Dad Joke channel. Righteous.
Enjoy our musical tastes that include Lady Gaga, Slayer and James Taylor
Our age range skews towards slightly human

We offer to you

Free love once you pass the inspection phase
Unique ability to sing while playing the Glockenspiel
People with crappy sleep schedules that are still playing at midnight
Established guild with over 250+ members many of whom are on a multitude of servers
We are on Yak's Bend for WvW purposes (don't worry about that for PVE)

What you bring to the table

Your axe and a sweet beard. Or bread. Not the body spray though.
Hilarity and awful jokes
Whatever class you wish!
Goals in life or a dream of NO CAPES
Understanding that PVE is new for us!
Some amazing fashion choices


  1. Harassment of other members will not be tolerated.
  2. This is an inclusive guild (I'm a family man myself and I identify as part of the LGBTQIA community.)
  3. Please be active! This includes either text based chat or voice.
  4. If you want something specific done in game be willing to lead it yourself.
  5. Enjoy yourself.

Personal Interests:

Hi. My name is Father Bliss. You may have heard of me from such films as “Meat Beat Manifesto” or “I managed to chew through the leather just fine.” Do you ever find yourself wandering the world in search of partners in crime? Have you wistfully envisioned being stretched to your fullest potential, stringently exposed over time utilizing a cavalcade of implementation? Good. I’ve managed to put together such a fine looking group of individuals (young, nubile and capable of lifting heavy loads) that often the enemy will just run in the opposite direction. Probably to do their hair. I’m not really sure. Their backsides look funny bobbing and weaving.

Here are the Church of Bliss we focus on a few key initiatives that I feel should be brought to your attention.

  1. A very focused attention on helping you sin better and with friends.
  2. Keeping guild mates close. Very close.
  3. Ensuring that your cardio game is up to date in order to have that glorious beach body.
  4. Makeup tutorials featuring our very own Jif Fries Stah.
  5. Singing each other to sleep with a delicate falsetto and amaretto on our lips

Other personal habits: Martial arts, marital arts, wielding hard objects until you use retaliation to curb my desire, looking fantastic with a beard and also employing bears to hold our um...supplies.



Monday-> 8pm EST. Arkantos leading, guild comp required
Wednesday-> 8pm EST. Alec leading, fun and chill night
Thursday-> 8pm EST. Lissette leading, WvW Guild Missions
Friday-> 9:30pm EST. Arktanos leading, RESET NIGHT, guild builds absolutely required Sunday-> 8pm EST. Arkantos leading, guild builds required
Sunday-> The day of unholy reckoning where we gently lull our enemies into a trance and put glow in the dark handprints on their behind. Also comp night with Ark.


Tuesday-> 9pm EST. Mokaffe leading, relaxed and fun Unranked


Saturday-> 8pm EST. Alec leading, fungeon dungeons
Saturday-> 9:30pm EST. Kang leading, Fractal training

Fractal training now happens at reset every day!

If you wish to lead your own events, you are more than welcome to! Give an officer the date you'd like to lead something and we'll throw it on the schedule!

Contact Info:

In game: Fatherbliss.4701 (Guild Master), Alec.1430 (Officer and PVE lead)
In Discord: Fatherbliss#2680, Alec#3691

Join our Discord to listen in to our prophetic whispers, check us out or at least give us a strongly worded warning about the return of John Wick: https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr

Our mighty website: https://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/

Recruitment link: https://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/recruitment


  • If you're hearing a whole bunch of "Baaaa" in the /say chat. You're in the right place, THE GOAT PLACE!

  • Really the best way I've found to get to know people is to slowly move up against them and whisper "precursor" in a low sultry voice.

    This guild gets precisely 0.000000009% more loot than any other in the game still playing. Its amazing!

  • Alice Cooper is the greatest commander on the field of all time.

    I’m not sure which field. But I know this to be true.

  • We have a community that showers together. Its only weird when someone starts singing that Rebecca Black song. Those folks have to bring beverages back for the rest of us.

  • The best way to find us is look for the people screaming across the maps, telling incredibly bad puns and then we have that one guy who always does dad jokes. They are temporarily funny until you realize it took a chunk of your soul. I'm so sorry.

  • You do know that a Yak when viewed from afar looks suspiciously like a Pink Panther right?

  • Now featuring litter boxes in the hope that we can lure forth the great and dreaded mount of WvW. No one has seen it yet. Could be a yeti. Probably isn't a cat bus. Who knows!

  • Good day!
    I may be interested in learning more and applying to join. I've been a part of a guild on Fort Aspenwood since launch, which was mostly a tight group of friends. Most of them have moved on to other games, with little interest of coming back. It has left the old guild feeling fairly stagnant, and now myself and another guild-mate are looking for a new guild to keep us interested, try new things, meet new people, etc. That is all!

  • @Tyrant.2306 said:
    Good day!
    I may be interested in learning more and applying to join. I've been a part of a guild on Fort Aspenwood since launch, which was mostly a tight group of friends. Most of them have moved on to other games, with little interest of coming back. It has left the old guild feeling fairly stagnant, and now myself and another guild-mate are looking for a new guild to keep us interested, try new things, meet new people, etc. That is all!

    Hello Tyrant! I can certainly understand where you are coming from there. I've known a number of excellent guilds (some of which I'm in) that have left for one reason or another. We are pretty tight knit community with GW2 still being our main focus. This is a WvW guild that is now expanding into PVE in order try out all the content in the game. You both can certainly join the discord, get a feel for our level of shenanigans and see if we are a fit. :)

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    The best way to defeat any foe is to get under their skin.

    Which is why we wear all of this fabulous fashion darling. The end gams is glamour. When we do a little turn on the catwalk you’ll know that it’s on. Except we are dirty goats at heart.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Sometimes the best methods are those that leave you breathless, wearing only that strange leather harness and crying out for more. Gold. Obviously I'm talking about gold.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Cha cha one time. Sliiiiiiiide to my right. Sliiiiiiide to the guild. Shuffle forward one time.

  • Is this guild available to join if I'm in Maguuma?

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Cactus Bomb.4185 said:
    Is this guild available to join if I'm in Maguuma?

    Of course! Assuming you want to come hang out and do some PVE. :) Though I am collecting interested folks for alliances also.

  • Absolutely!! PvE is my favorite!

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Sure thing Cactus! Let me send you one when I get back on in a bit. Or if you follow the discord link here and ask someone can get you in

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Once we formed into a giant herd and stormed the bastille of Lion's Arch looking for chips. Sadly we only found avocados and some strange people wearing flannel. It was upon that day that the Church was formed to join this important movement!

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