Herein we tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Pants definitely excluded.
Ever search through guild ads wondering if they are all just selling the same thing? Wondering where to get your eyebrows waxed at a low weekly rate? Pondering what you might have missed after all this time, meandering through DR by yourself? If you are finding yourself nodding along already I’ve got a guild for you to join. We are a strange collection of talent picking up lost souls from across the internet. Stitching ourselves together creating a doom guard of magnificent proportions. Some have said that we have saved their lives. Others have cursed us with the forbidden knowledge tattooed across our tongues. Either way. Come for the siren call. Stay for the bountiful harvest in the hall.
I’ll take Community Building for $500 Anet
The GOATs were founded a number of years ago by yours truly as I wanted to gather my friends together under one banner. We’ve taken many various turns over the years. Recently I stepped down from active guild leadership. So I present to you a rare chance to not only join an active thriving gaming community but also to guide where we go next.
This game is aging. Many theories abound about where GW2 will wind up in the next few years. One thing is for certain – a lot of us still enjoy this game and want to band together singing tavern songs in the key of BAAAA forever. Come along with us. Seek out a guild. Find a community. Bring yourself into our community. We do a lot more together than just play GW2. Our current selection of games includes Warframe, WoW, ESO, D3 and many more. Got something you’d like us to check out with you? Suggest it!
Do you hear the road in your blood? The sound of darkness in your veins…
Our sources of power are derived from many avenues of juicy agony. Nightly the guild gathers out among the borderlands scouring the land for those who would stand against us. We draw little tiny droplets of deliciousness from our foes! Sometimes even inviting them over for dinner. In a freshly captured garrison or perhaps a guild banner saved from utter pointlessness until we came by. The GOATs employ charr cars and dragon banners judiciously by applying both to get us to our most sacred location: that tiny boat in bay. If you guessed we are mainly a WvW guild…you would be correct! However, don’t judge us based on that. Judge us based on the quality of the St. Andrew’s cross in the nether regions of the guild hall. We are sassy. Insane. Slightly moist. And always, always without pants…
Requirements and Information
We use Discord as our main communication tool (Voice and Text)
All players welcome regardless of background, class or experience
All members should be 18+ or understand that this is a mature environment
We have a Dad Joke channel. Righteous.
Enjoy our musical tastes that include Lady Gaga, Slayer and James Taylor
Our age range skews towards slightly human
We offer to you
Free love once you pass the inspection phase
Unique ability to sing while playing the Glockenspiel
People with crappy sleep schedules that are still playing at midnight
Established guild with over 250+ members many of whom are on a multitude of servers
We are on Yak's Bend for WvW purposes (don't worry about that for PVE)
WvW raid nights 5x per week. We combine efforts with other guilds in order to provide a better experience and also to prevent burnout among our commanders
Long term veteran PVP players who are willing to not be unruly jerks and yet still win fights
Guild members who understand that we are all busy individuals and still want to enjoy having a great time together in a competitive game mode
Organized chaos that leaves a sweet taste of honey and necromancy on the lips. It tends to give off a strange odor but will also numb you to the pain of balance issues
What you bring to the table
Your axe and a sweet beard. Or bread. Not the body spray though.
Hilarity and awful jokes
Whatever class you wish!
Goals in life or a dream of NO CAPES
Some amazing fashion choices
Harassment of other members will not be tolerated.
This is an inclusive guild (I'm a family man myself and I identify as part of the LGBTQIA community.)
Please be active! This includes either text based chat or voice.
If you want something specific done in game be willing to lead it yourself.
If you wish to lead your own events, you are more than welcome to! Give an officer the date you'd like to lead something and we'll throw it on the schedule!
In game: Fatherbliss.4701, Araphelbliss.4016
In Discord: Fatherbliss#2680
Join our Discord to listen in to our prophetic whispers, check us out or at least give us a strongly worded warning about the return of John Wick. https://discord.gg/HpyKaMh
Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.