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I'd like one order of wanton soup, some fried green tomatoes and a new outlook on life. At least one of these things you can help with. If you are careful you may hear the sound of beating drums - which is the way to my heart.
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Another satisfied customer joined us today. You too could be out here on the beach with us frying up bacon in the snow. But nooooo you chose 'some other guild' with poor decision making capability.
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We are still the favorite banana curator for the Upper Midwest. If you've got needs, we'll solve it.
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If you've ever wondered is it possible to RP walk across all four maps without dying once to a single enemy...the answer is definitely yes. But only under certain conditions. One must be careful to not have rhythm - otherwise you attract the wurm.
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I have been locked into a potato field and all I can find are carrots. Please send help. The only thing I ask is you ignore the banana in the corner. He is sketchy. Far beyond his last date.
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Calling all long range snipers. Please report to the dance floor. This is not a drill. Hold on to the arrow cart before you and enjoy!
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This next week we are testing our most devious weapon: indivisible llamas. Take that science guy
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While we have previously been on such shows as Flops and Crop Tops you can rest assured our quality has not stopped. We are still the kind of people who cultivate cats and bovine equality. Just remember to tip the dungeon master.
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Do you remember the time we sang that one song about the rhythm if the night and then the Miami sound machine ran us over? They are vicious fighters
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Have you ever wondered about hairless hypoallergenic chart? Ever wonder if asura are really made up of colonies of nanobots? And truly you are just the illusion
for answers to more questions like these please press FiB
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On 1/16/2022 at 5:19 PM, Gabrielle.3786 said:
A friend and I are looking to join a WvW guild. We're casual veterans who just started playing WvW, so we're very open to learning. How much commitment are you looking for from new members, though? I'm around a lot right now, but my availability's probably going to drop considerably in two weeks.
No commitment necessary at all. We are full of vets and also people who are new to the mode. If folks are online I’d love for them to join my tag but I’m also very understanding of real life. :) Hit me up in discord or in game! We can chat more if you are still interested. Fatherbliss#2680 in discord. -
Where dost thou hide thee chicken? Behind thee windmill. For only the daring and distraught shall tread there! Oh and just go ahead and join our guild. You know these posts brought glamour and wit. Or perhaps just a tiny bit of insanity.
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Do you in fact want to learn about the sensation sweeping the Ascolonian nation? What do they do to their colons? Why aren’t you in this guild already?
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What else should go into my SPAM soufflé?
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We were the people who came to rescue you when you got your head wedged into the playground equipment at the Mcdonals play area. Don’t worry your secret is safe with me!
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While there are new hairstyles in the game what we really are interested in are the new upcoming Summer Speedo collections put together by Guild Wars 2's Arenanet! How many dye channels will they have? The styles! The colors. Oooooh. Join me as we speculate in the time honored tradition.
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Now employing our team of wafer thin mints to be present at all of your holiday celebrations! Warning: They do have a tendency to shout a lot when they hear bells ringing. I'm not entirely sure why. One does not question the mysteries...
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How dark is your heart? Is it so full of black untidy things that it sucks in light? GREAT! I really need someone to help me give the gift of banana bread this holiday season and people will not suspect a thing!
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One must understand the hypnotic and slow seduction…
Of cheese.
Thank you! More poems to come later on in the week.
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21 hours ago, Kindynn.8741 said:
What times are you guys normally active? I am looking for a morning/day guild cst
Bunch of us play hooky from work during the day buuuuut we aren't on consistently. Most of us are on during the nighttime. Honestly on the NA side its tough to find organized guilds around then. If you hit me up in discord or game I can try to help!
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Why this is a fine place to build a boudoir shaped like an enormous pineapple. It just needs the proper items to make it manifest. I’d invite you in but then you have to stay forever and really who has time for that?
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TINY POTATO YOU CAN DO IT
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If cats could fly would they make gigantic frigate ships that drop huge bouncing balls on us? Would they also use gigantic laser beams to make us jump at the wall?
More deep thoughts in the guild of FIB. Who knows what lays inside this fierce and well oiled fighting machine! I'm not sure why we are well oiled really. Lots of fish in our diet perhaps.
[NA][FiB][TC][WvW]: Fibbin would like you to join us for socializing and merriment!
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I’ve long suspected our let log is prettified remains of a sheep but I still think the wool is over my eyes