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"why did the blind man fall in the well?" "he couldn't see that well."

You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? … Because they are very good at it … Why do elephants paint their balls red? … So they can hide in a cheery tree … What’s the loudest sound in the forrest? … Giraffes eating cherris

My nephew needs a job, do you have any suggestions? He should apply for the Search & Rescue Team… They’re always looking for someone

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side…. So I crashed the car… And then ignored her all day for no reason

Two weeks ago, i sent my hearing aid in for repair... I've heard nothing since.

Whoever stole the copy of my Microsoft Office, I will find you... You have my Word

registration came to us 10:50pm on 31st 😜 anyway, i've sent you a /w right now. Hopefully we can have a chat

I'm making a documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot

Last night, my wife asked me - 'is it just me or is the can getting fat?' - apparently, 'it's just you,' wasn't the right answer...

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Why not one cat six times? Still three lives left

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

Still going strong! Head to our web here, apply/register back and we'll check with you, our long-lost brother 😉

Two sheep walk into a—baaaa

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.