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    What do you call a friendly support Mursaat? Ma-boon
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    How do the White Mantle clean their clothes? By using Divinity's Bleach.
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    What do you call a ley line that isn’t working? A deleyed line.
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    What are Zhaitan’s favorite explosives? Risen A-bomb-inations
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    Three Norn and a Human walk into a bar. But the Asura went right under no problem.
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    One of the better known Sylvari dinosaurs A Tree-Rex
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    Why did Balthazar get arrested for fraud? All his signatures were forged
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    Why was the Sylvari business man so successful? He branched out alot.
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    Risen have great hair. Why? Because they use exclusive hair products from L'Orr-eal.
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    How do the Mordrem address their master? M'Lordremoth
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    Where are all the post offices in Tyria? Mt. Mailstrom
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    Why do mesmers always take such bad pictures? Because they’re always blinking.
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    What do you call a Sylvari monarch? A Caesar Salad
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    What's an Ascalonian's favorite card game? Charrs Against Humanity.
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    I saw a centaur eating an apple. I asked why and he said... For the vitamini!!
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    Why are Sylvari always naked? Because as salads, they're afraid of dressing.
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    Why shouldn't you use the Camp Resolve waypoint ? Because it's a silver waste
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    I thought Orr was a dead zone... But lately I see its popularity has Risen.
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    Why didn't Mordremoth get any chairs or sofas for his new apartment? ... because Dragons Stand
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    Why are Kessex Hills Kraits so unfriendly? Because they are a toxic community.
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    What's the worst place in Tyria to run a wet shirt contest? Dry Top.
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    No true warrior fears a Sylvari. They're all bark and no bite.
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    Balthazar got arrested for fraud recently... Investigators found that most of his investors were Forged.
  24. Wario.3984
    Why did ANet cross the bridge? To avoid going underwater.
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    I thought I saw a Mesmer in the desert, But it turned out to be a Mirage.
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