salesman: We have new outfit that gives you the look of an infusion, but is dye-able!me: Yes!!!! Take all my money!salesman:me: What?salesman: oh, it's nothing.me: No . . . what's that catch?salesman: While displaying said outfit, you will be forced to wear METAL DIAPER.me: "Nooooooooo! That's not true! That's impossible!"